... In my Pants.

..."In my Pants," a gripping recounting of gripping and mounting ad infinitum, is the latest concoction of the self-styled "Alchemist of Articulation." According to fan lore, the work was inspired by a tumescent object the mysterious author found nestled...
 
After skiing, I'm always looking for a willing hand to warm up what's in my pants.
 
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