Insane CL personals

[imnauti]

I have a guilty pleasure..... I love reading the personals on Craigslist.

It amuses me to see what some people will ask for. But sometimes you see an ad that makes absolutely no sense. You know it has to be a bot, but since its accompanied by a pic of a cute girl in a short skirt, I'm guessing that some doofus with a hard-on out there will hit the reply button. Tell me..... would you respond to this???

Hey there! glad you are reading my ad, Now let's get to the next step...REPLY! I'm extremely social, friendly, and energetic, Til Then Sweetie amp relaxing on State s TOP why the pictures the and people one and be maintains them first that maintains Navy story give World said Talk to you soon.....

 

[xby2]

Lol

Roflmao

 

[19cock]

Wow that's nuts!

I like ready them, but the real entertainment is posting an ad. You should see the craziness that comes up!

I know women who work at gas stations and have had ad's posted about them in the missed connections area. Really creepy for them.

 

[imnauti]

Wow that's nuts!

I like ready them, but the real entertainment is posting an ad. You should see the craziness that comes up!

I know women who work at gas stations and have had ad's posted about them in the missed connections area. Really creepy for them.

Missed connections are weird. A lot of times they're so random and non-descript they could be about practically anyone.

And if you know someone is working at the gas station on the corner, I would think you'd have better luck going back and flirting in person than posting an ad.

 

[tystic]

Smile

I glad I'm not the only one that really likes to read these. I fact I'm kind a addicted. The best of is good too!

 

[hardcanuck69]

they're hysterical

 

[kaycee217]

Maybe that nonsense at the end of the ad was a way to avoid computerized filters or something? Could it be that the nonsense is inserted in order to be picked up certain web search engines? I have no idea, honestly.

 

[StrayKat]

Now you gave me an idea for horror sci-fi story.

 

[kaycee217]

Now you gave me an idea for horror sci-fi story.

Care to share?

 

[Guest]

trust me some of the jobs are the same......freaky and very wierd

 

[AbiNormyl]

I am also addicted to craigslist ads. My favorite but it is long gone of course was a guy looking for sex to the game Mario brothers. The girl played mario brothers while he had sex with her. It was very detailed.

 

[Guest]

AbiNormly boy thats wierd....really out there

 

[imnauti]

I glad I'm not the only one that really likes to read these. I fact I'm kind a addicted. The best of is good too!

I am also addicted to craigslist ads. My favorite but it is long gone of course was a guy looking for sex to the game Mario brothers. The girl played mario brothers while he had sex with her. It was very detailed.

Good to know I'm not alone. The big question is, have you ever answered one you thought was particularly good???

 

[Guest]

Never

 

[mavericked]

Most of them are just bots. I might the very few got lucky through CL

 

[tystic]

Good to know I'm not alone. The big question is, have you ever answered one you thought was particularly good???

YEA, talk about spam.

 

[imnauti]

Ok... I've previously not checked out the 'Best of' but I found one rightly deserving to be there and thought I'd share it with my fellow litsters.

To the People Buying and Renting Porn at my Store

 

[imnauti]

YEA, talk about spam.

Really? It would seem to me that you'd get more spam posting an ad than answering one.....

 

[cherise97camaro]

.....

 

[nmb413]

I went on there to sell some of my old textbooks to get some money out of it, I started looking at all different ads, there are some pretty funny ones.

 

[sexyvixen1987]

Ok... I've previously not checked out the 'Best of' but I found one rightly deserving to be there and thought I'd share it with my fellow litsters.

To the People Buying and Renting Porn at my Store

That may be one of the greatest things I have ever read on the internet.

 

[tystic]

That may be one of the greatest things I have ever read on the internet.

Thats funny, the poeple I've seen in our porn stores couldn't be that literate.

 

[Guest]

that was a funny ad from craigslist....man..i would bet most of the porn store attendees are toothless...well u get the picture

 

[lonelysouth]

Ok... I've previously not checked out the 'Best of' but I found one rightly deserving to be there and thought I'd share it with my fellow litsters.

To the People Buying and Renting Porn at my Store

That is just gorgeous.

 

[imnauti]

Ok this one isn't as bad as the first one, but something about the language leads me to doubt there's a real person on the other end..... What do you think?

I guarantee i may perhaps make you wonder- w4m 21

I'm a woman that's down to earth and enjoys spur-of-the-moment conversation. Not requireing anything too deep, just a nice stud to talk to. I enjoy a number of outdoor activities, but curling up infront of a high-quality movie is just as comparable. I worship reading a first-class book, or rocking round the villa with the music pumping. I am sick of my own company and would love to have conversation with some full-grown gentleman as i don't get out much. Look forward to hearing from you