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Insane CL personals

I posted a few ads because I was bored, just to see how many bots replied. They were obviously fake adds, so I know every reply was a bot. I got about thirty replies per ad, except the one in the "strictly plutonic" section, which got about five replies, one turned out to be a real person (and the sexyist person I've ever gottent the chance to give an orgasm to, damn I miss her). So I would guess that the odds of finding a good person on CL using crazy adds is about 1:65.
 
Craigslist

Have to agree CL personals are just about useless. They are entertaining to read if you have the time to waste. :)
 
You can't even read any CL posts in my area. There must be a few people online that flag all of them so they get deleted.

So, if I read any, I have to go to a different location. So, CL is kind of a waste of any effort for me.
 
CL ads

also addicted to cl ads under casual encounters.
most of em fake though, u see the same ad at many other cities, same wording, same pic of the girl.
readin those cl ads got me so addicted, i found this place.
can't wait to have a decent, long, erotic and yes, dirty chat with some babe here soon.
damn, my balls are aching, waiting........
skype.com is the place to get a free download.

talk to me ladies,,, frenchman here:
frank32707

:rose::cool::rose:
 
ncguylooking29 said:
You can't even read any CL posts in my area. There must be a few people online that flag all of them so they get deleted.

So, if I read any, I have to go to a different location. So, CL is kind of a waste of any effort for me.
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With 12 posts in 8 months, it seems like you might think Lit is a waste of effort, too. :eek:

The way I see it, as with anything in life, you're likely to get out of it what you put into it.
 
Hmmmm. Not even sure what to think about this one.......

I want to eat senior citizen pussy - m4w



The older, the better. I just want to taste what grandma was like! I'd appreciate a spanking in return.
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I read one yesterday that had me saying EEEWwwwwww!! It didn't occur to me to share it until today and now it's gone.

Let me just say that you can't unread something once you've read it, so just trust me and be thankful.
 
AbiNormyl said:
Ok; here is a fun one.

Title: Scientist Seeks Evil Assistant - m4w - 28 (secret laboratory somewhere in ???)
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I don't know who he is but I think I'm in love...


Anyway,

My favorite CL post went something like this: Woman cannot assemble her Ikea table. Woman posts an ad on CL for assistance, offering as much iced tea as the guy can drink if he will assemble her table, and while he does she'll pound herself with a dildo in front of him. She also mentions she's not hot but she is serviceable.


I'm dying to know if she ever got any takers on that.
 
Hmmmmmmmmmm

aari13 said:
I don't know who he is but I think I'm in love...


Anyway,

My favorite CL post went something like this: Woman cannot assemble her Ikea table. Woman posts an ad on CL for assistance, offering as much iced tea as the guy can drink if he will assemble her table, and while he does she'll pound herself with a dildo in front of him. She also mentions she's not hot but she is serviceable.


I'm dying to know if she ever got any takers on that.
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Yea...me, too! And wonder if it is too late...Be back later :D
 
I have to agree with all of you, the CL personal specially the causal encounters are fake and spams..Altough I got a couple of responds from the platonic section...
 
I also enjoy reading the ads in the casual encounters section, though after a couple months of watching, I'm starting to recognize many of the ads (or portions thereof). Talked to a couple real people through there, but none of it ever panned out.

However, last night at work, was browsing CL on my phone (boredom, as usual) and saw one with an AIM SN in it. Figured, what the hell, maybe it'll be an entertaining bot. OMG, wasn't a bot. From the way the responses were worded to what I said, I could tell it was a real person. A scammer, but still a live human. Supposedly was a young female from Orlando, FL, and (of course) kept trying to get me to sign up on an "age and safety verification" website. But this scammer was aweful at it. Kept getting mad at me and cussing me out, calling me a pussy, fuckwad, dumbass, etc.

Finally I just asked "her" : "So, if you're supposedly in Orlando and want me to 'verify' myself on this website so we can meet up, why does your profile on there say you're in Detroit, Michigan?" I got back a "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID!" And they signed off of AIM.

So I laughed some and was happy I got some entertainment. About 10 minutes later, that person signed back onto AIM, and started cussing me out again. Apparently they were very enraged at my spotting their stupidity.
 
Craigs list is useless. You can always tell a bot because they will want you to go to some site to chat with them rather than us aim or yahoo. Of course it is some pay site. I cannot imagine that guys fall for it but guess they do.
 
craigslist is indeed fun to read..but has anyone actually hooked up with someone off of it? Check out the casual encounters mf4m or mf4f those are all pretty funny
 
shrimptail53 said:
Awesome find!!!

I saw one once, wish I could find it again. Was a m4m ad, the guy wanted someone to come over, wear a diaper, and stomp around in his model trains like godzilla while he jacked off.
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haha thats great.. have you all seen the Entourage episode where they meet a girl off of the personals who wants them to dress up as stuffed animals as they hook up?
 
Awesome CL ads

Shrimptail, that is awesome.

I have to say one of the the all-time best CL ads I've ever read was this woman who wrote a whole scenario about being the Princess from Super Mario Bros and wanting to be raped by Bowser in the dungeon. I don't know what kinds of responses she got, but it was totally over the top, incredibly funny, and so perversely hot.

I've never had a CE from CL, but a coworker of a friend of mine allegedly posts regularly and meets up with guys for rough sex. She's a good looking woman too, though to say she has emotional issues is an understatement.
 
my favorite part are the missed connections. There's just something about the tone of them.

"Me...cute, suggestive blonde sneezing into your shirt at the wal-mart checkout. You...strong, but definitely not abusive brunette holding a box of condoms and a teletubbies DVD set. You acted surprised, but I could tell you were actually expecting me to sneeze on you. if this is you, send me a message and tell me what color jellies i was wearing."
 
nosoup4crr said:
my favorite part are the missed connections. There's just something about the tone of them.

"Me...cute, suggestive blonde sneezing into your shirt at the wal-mart checkout. You...strong, but definitely not abusive brunette holding a box of condoms and a teletubbies DVD set. You acted surprised, but I could tell you were actually expecting me to sneeze on you. if this is you, send me a message and tell me what color jellies i was wearing."
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This is also hilarious.
 
A Craigslist Christmas

Have y'all seen this?

http://revision3.com/instmsgs/craigslistchristmas

"This time of year, it's important to focus on the reason for the season. Unintentionally tragic Craigslist ads. Craigslist's quirkiest are brought to awkward life in a brand new Digital Date and a twisted holiday segment from the depths of QVC hell."

Enjoy!
Louie
 
Best of CL

Pretty much anytime I need a laugh, I go to the "Best of" section. It changes occasionally. Currently there are a couple: I've got Granny's Ashes (or words to that effect) and To The Guy Doing My Wife at My House. Hilarious.
A couple are obviously people just venting, but still good for a laugh.
 
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