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Date: 2012-09-13, 10:14PM EDT
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mage We all have our animal instincts... our animalistic urges...

Mine just happens to be fantasizing about a nice big dog, hungrily lapping my hot wet pinkpussy... oh its been too long... a few yrs...

Would love some K9 vids to watch... and possibly even MORE!! Would love to see a rott again, I miss my childhood rott friend. I also miss my ex bfs pretty pitt...

Can you help me out? EMAIL ME!! PIC4PIC! Would love to set something up TONIGHT!
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[imnauti]

While I generally believe "each to his own" on Craigslist, there are a few types of ads that I will flag. I don't care about the fake ads or the bots. I don't even care how weird or kinky you are but if you're looking for something like that ^^^, I'm happy to try to get your ad deleted. If it's illegal, it gets flagged. No animals, no one under age, and no sex for payment, period!

Other than that, I find the place incredibly amusing.

 

[Laydia]

Ha ha! Some of the stuff that you see on CL is priceless.. but yes, I have responded to one or two that were interesting...

 

[imnauti]

Ha ha! Some of the stuff that you see on CL is priceless.. but yes, I have responded to one or two that were interesting...

But did you have much luck?

 

[imnauti]

This one was in Strictly Platonic......... He's looking for more than that but at least he's honest.

Smallone needs love too - m4w - 39

Date: 2012-09-21, 9:41AM EDT

Attention FEMALES ONLY. Females only do you like a challenge? Do you prefer small? Like to make fun of a guy with a small one? Will be discreet, im disease free, you should be too. Will use protection. I have a small friend who need some attention and would love to see if you could feel me inside you or hj/bj? Please be attractive, in fairly decent shape, 19-40 will consider some older. Please send a pic, I will return mine and put 3 in the subject line so i know your not spam.

 

[imnauti]

These are the ones that both intrigue me and scare me.... I'm curious to know what his kink is, but what if it's really out there? Once you know something you can't un-know it.

special interest

Date: 2012-09-22, 5:01AM EDT

I am looking for a special type of girl for a special type of relationship. I'm seeking the kinkiest of kinky, so if you are comfortable with crossing boundaries that some won't, message me and put your age in the subject line.

 

[VA_Boy]

Have been lurking on this thread for awhile, had to let you know I am enjoying it. I love the missed connections. Some scary guys out there...."We met in Wal Mart, I followed you around the store and stood where you did to smell your shampo/perfume. Licked the handle of your cart when you put it in the buggy return. Call me at 555-5555 you are my soulmate. Will be sitting in my darkened basement bedroom surrounded by reptile cages, empty pizza boxes and X box 360 games till you call" LOL Have a good day and keep them coming!

 

[dumbeg4]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.htm

Got to be the funniest.

 

[imnauti]

Like the rough stuff, 420 friendly - m4w - 33

Date: 2012-10-11, 8:27PM EDT

Ok so here is the fantasy. We exchange pics here. Then we'll set up a meeting at the mall. Once you let me know you're there, I'll come and find you. I'll pick you up and we'll head back to my place for some fun and rough stuff. We can talk more about the rough stuff. Send a pic and change the subject to fantasy.

This one seems a bit scary to me. Almost as if what he doesn't say is ........

Don't tell anyone you're coming so it will be a complete mystery when you're never seen again. Shudder!

 

[imnauti]

Have been lurking on this thread for awhile, had to let you know I am enjoying it. I love the missed connections. Some scary guys out there...."We met in Wal Mart, I followed you around the store and stood where you did to smell your shampo/perfume. Licked the handle of your cart when you put it in the buggy return. Call me at 555-5555 you are my soulmate. Will be sitting in my darkened basement bedroom surrounded by reptile cages, empty pizza boxes and X box 360 games till you call" LOL Have a good day and keep them coming!

This made me laugh so hard my daughter looked at me like I was crazy.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/43994859.htm

Got to be the funniest.

Sorry... link doesn't work.

 

[imnauti]

Do you have the Jailbait Look - m4w - 30

Date: 2012-10-16, 3:30PM EDT

Nice looking 6' 190lb white professional looking to fulfill a fantasy. Looking for a young looking legal girl for some fun. Doesn't have to be sex, maybe a lap dance and a little kissing, maybe me eating you out, maybe you blowing me...or if you are not into that, perhaps I can take you shopping and you model some clothes for me before I buy you something. I look younger then my age so hopefully you will to. If you need some help or if this just sounds like fun..send me a message and let's set something up.

Does this sound a lot like "I'm attracted to children, but I can't really advertise for that here"? Creepy.

 

[imnauti]

Older wemon - m4w - 23

Hi there laddies I have posted on hear befor but no luk jst porn bots im looking for an older wemon im 23 so any older then me is perfect I habe a fantacy of bein with some one ikder them me that has exsperience and can show this cub a few new things in the bed room . Eather married or single doeant matter to me I like the exsitment well if this sounds like something ud like to help me with then reply with a pic and number to text and hofuly ur able to host hooe to hear frim u laddies

I'm not sure whether I should be terrified by the state of education in this country or this guy has HUGE thumbs and is posting on his phone.

 

[imnauti]

training? - w4m - 18 (Holland)
I need training. A dominant. I have experience but not much. I do not have my own car or place so keep that in mind. Please do not live far away I would like to meet often.
I am a little on the bigger side. So if ya want skinny it is not here.
Things I expect from you is to have a crop and or other toys. Be able to choke hard fuck hard and leave bruises. We can talk about your expectations and what not. Please have experience and patience. The older the better. I am 18

"Be able to leave bruises"... I understand that this is something that some people enjoy in an established trusting relationship. But to ask for this from a stranger just seems so dangerous for both. She could get seriously hurt and bruises would be all the proof the police would need to put him in jail. "Danger Danger Will Robinson!!!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I'm glad I am not alone in this - I read them for the laughs (and eye rolls). I have met some people off CL -only for purposes like buying my vehicle, a video game, etc.,

Some of the posts from the guys make me laugh tho. The one guy claiming not to be desperate but was specific in wanting a woman 5'2" or shorter and weighing no more than 100 pounds. Uhh yes desperate became an adjective for him when he posted lol

 

[Sensualdreamer]

This guy sounds like a real winner


"Down on your knees, you fucking whore. Do the one thing you're best at. Take every inch of my hard cock in every one of your holes. You've been waiting for a man to come and treat you as the whore you are all night, and now I'm finally here. I don't even care about your age or your body type, as long as you're a woman ready to be treated like the whore you know you are. So stop wasting my time, bitch. The subject of your email needs to say, "I'm your whore" if you're going to get any attention tonight. And be ready to get your tight little ass over here quickly.

Women ONLY. I'm going to need all three holes."

 

[MrEd63]

This guy sounds like a real winner


"Down on your knees, you fucking whore. Do the one thing you're best at. Take every inch of my hard cock in every one of your holes. You've been waiting for a man to come and treat you as the whore you are all night, and now I'm finally here. I don't even care about your age or your body type, as long as you're a woman ready to be treated like the whore you know you are. So stop wasting my time, bitch. The subject of your email needs to say, "I'm your whore" if you're going to get any attention tonight. And be ready to get your tight little ass over here quickly.

Women ONLY. I'm going to need all three holes."

He's a class act

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Awww poor guy looks like he's found the spam bots *snickers*

"You place ads and when guys respond, you never respond back. You say you want something and don't really, or you change your mind after pulling a guys chain. Why aren't there any real women on CL? Why are you so picky and finicky and wishy-washy? If you place an ad that says MWF looking for MWM and someone responds, why can't you say more than hello and send me a picture. If you don't like the picture, at least say so, don't leave guys hanging. I see why guys go gay or bi. At least you can depend on the guys to put up or shut up. I'm giving up on finding a decent woman on here, there must not be."

 

[imnauti]

Summertime and it's getting crazy on CL! I've seen some doozies lately.

 

[imnauti]

In M4W

This is the longest CL Post I have ever seen!!!

I sooo want to be someone's HERO / for (OUR) FAMILY
A "SPECIAL" LIFE TOGETHER.....

LET'S EXPLORE HOW WE CAN ENHANCE OUR LIVES FOR THE BETTER..

I sooo want to be someone's HERO in this chaos and selfless world.

I am hard to convince to invest one and hopefully finally ALL I have to invest... you will have to find out for yourself, can I also try and find out if your REALLY a "GEM" and NOT a facade?..well see.

I have received MANY responses, I'm tired of this BS MOST women seem to possess just like the MEN they complain about.

I'm NOT going to give up, I know someday someone will be ready for someone unlike many, at the same time, I will NEVER.... EVER pursue. NOT in my DNA... perhaps part of the reason below:

If you could only read and experience what I have, Perhaps opening up my ad / post like this would make sense.

How naive of me to think we will find each other on this site with all the pervasive facades, smoke & mirrors..

If your currently engaged, married, currently out of a relationship, Please do NOT respond, I'm tried of getting my hopes up and then in my own self preservation mode, I have to wake up and say this is NOT going to work, just too much potential hurt in the future.

I use to believe that seeking BETTER was NOT a deal breaker, but I have realized through ALL those responses by the aforementioned that I was WRONG !!!!!

I just want ONE that is NOT in a relationship and is ready to GET OUR OWN PLACE SOON.... (BEFORE THANKSGIVING IS THE GOAL)

I will consider YOUR needs, whether to be close to "FAMILY" or other, I ask that you be serious about coming together soon, because if were seeking a relationship, it is NOT one unless were sharing the SAME household, that's when it's a "TRUE" relationship.

I'm VEERY hard to convince. my long version ad is VEERY specific and informative.

When I suggest CAREFUL reading I get responses were I clearly realize they have NO clue

SHOW ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU.

BTW; We can talk for hours and NEVER know unless were living together and sharing ALL.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Part 2:

To have each others back, seeking a SWF for LTR & FAMILY...

My hope & vision for US... But please, your NOT required to read all this, however give your counterparts a chance, for God sake.. IF this is NOT for you, It could be for someone, give that person a chance..

Only if were PHYSICALLY together at some point will all these words MATTER...

I prefer to lay it all (mosTtly all) so there are NO illusions, How many times will you say DEAL BREAKER ROBERT !... Even if you decide to continue the read, You will never know me (character, loyalty, having each others back) all qualities and statement(s) I know I posses.

I would like to thank you in advance for your understanding and possible careful consideration. I use CAPS for emphasizing and importance, NOT shouting, geez !

Please, read CAREFULLY, we BOTH have our (FUTURE) to consider.......or NOT, But be nice and give your counterparts a chance if (YOU and I ) are NOT a "FIT".

Many have come and gone, perhaps if they had taken note of the above sentence, we could have prevented misunderstanding(s) and or hurt feelings on BOTH sides, I say again; BOTH sides, I'm tired but still hopeful.

No dreams can be shared if were NOT physically sharing our life together ( with out major drama had to insert that in there... unless you have been living in a different dimension, You see what's unfolding in this country and world.

To have each others back is PROFOUND and it's PARTLY the reason I'm still searching for thee. I'm a challenge (hard to convince).. just putting that out there as well.

I have been deceived GREATLY but I guess it's better to find out before we have to decide which path to take, ie. (crossroad) Why do I say crossroad?
Well for US to beat those odds and truly find that person out of soo many that will TRULY be there for us, We have to learn about that person, NOT many ads you will read here or on ANY dating site that will provide a reasonable insight into someones heart and soul...

MANY say there ready and wanting, yet were still trying to find that ONE 'GEM' out of all the facades and craziness out there...

Why NOT spend some time reading about a unique man that's been through HELL the last 4 + years, maybe we can mark this day as (our) NEW BEGINNING... Although I'm NOT going to hold my breath .

I do have a suggestion, might want to make a copy of this post or email it to yourself OR at least take note of my direct e mail below) of this before you get to far, It might be flagged, thank me later I'm NOT kiddi'n.

Just so were clear, NONE amount of words matter if there isn't a SLIVER of attraction. Take note of this and let's agree to be cordial regardless of the outcome, though I would like it to be as my e mail, I believe NAIVE is the word I'm starting to feel Robert views how a TRUE open and loving relationship should be, you know to HAVE EACH OTHERS BACK.

How far will WE get is up to you, I have done my homework for the MOST IMPORTANT thing in life, US !!!!!!!!!

You will find repeated "themes" here, There is a reason as ALWAYS when I put my thoughts into words, NOT many like me and I say this HUMBLY, But with confidence that I'm worthy of soo much of a TRUE "GOOD" woman, will you find out how worthy I am? will I get that chance with you?

Well see.

How nice it would be..... To have YOUR confidence that I can and would keep us safe (with my life) if presented itself.

Having a SOLID relationship (TO HAVE EACH OTHERS BACK)...to know Robert's MAIN focus is US!! .... "FAMILY" !!!

Can I "BELIEVE" the same about YOU?

To expose ourselves has risks, For someone that has experienced things that would make anyone want to give up on mankind, I still have a sliver of optimism..

Please don't continue the erosion of my optimism, Take time to listen and learn, I promise to do the same...
I seek to live life to the fullest !!..... Don't think I don't have anything at stake here... A potential settlement which I want YOU to be a part of but the biggest risk I take is my heart !!

I am tired of pretend....

I sooo want to be someone's HERO in this chaos !
(to have each others back) ...

A 'TRUE" LEAP OF FAITH AND SOME WILL BE REQUIRED ON (BOTH SIDES).

Have you heard this saying??......... Oh what A tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive...
There is always sad stories behind the above saying (both genders) are capable of GREAT deceptions, especially today.

If your tired of the games, indecisiveness and all around craziness we ALL have experienced (whether on line or in our realities) Take a little extra time and thought to what I write. Is " FAMILY ".....NOT worthy of extra attention AND careful consideration on BOTH sides?

I am by NO means your best choice if FINANCIAL security is at the top of your KEY issues to consider reading further.

NO person interprets what they read the same, our differences can be miles apart, So we move to the next post/ad. If it doesn't fit, why respond, why flag the ad (mine or others) why waste (our) time, life is too short, Repeated NO one interprets what they read the same, unfortunately your counterparts have left an indelible SOUR mark, just like MANY men have done to women.

If it's Gods will. I hope it is to find thee, even though I know there are many wolves in sheep's clothing out there (both genders). I don't pretend to have Gods favor, If you ever finish reading (with understanding) you still may NOT "get it".

Are we living in end times?.. See life is never guaranteed below.

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS, EVEN THESE WORDS.

As you read forth, You may NOT think I am worthy, But I can assure you I am more committed to NOT becoming another statistic.. Is our FUTURE NOT worth attention to detail?

4 twenty friendly, why?....... I do NOT like taking chemicals (pharmaceuticals for my pain, even over the counter meds).. But understand if this is a deal breaker for you, though ALCOHOL AND NARCOTICS ARE WAAAAY WORSE !

I am NOT judging MANY'S current circumstances, so please don't judge as yee will be in the same manner.. I haven't walked in your shoes neither have you walked in mine.

(NOTE) I have done extensive soul searching and writing what I believe will give SPECIAL and in depth insight, If YOU make HALF the effort I have made, perhaps we may be on a sustainable track for a BETTER future.

EVERYTHING YOU READ ( ABOVE ) HERE ( BELOW ) AND BEYOND IS WITH OUT ANY HIDDEN AGENDA, BASED ON PRIOR EXPERIENCES, I FEEL THE NEED TO SHARE (SOME) OF THE REALITIES I HAVE ENDURED. YOU CAN THANK YOUR COUNTERPARTS, BUT THEN AGAIN ISN'T IT BETTER TO HAVE INSIGHT INTO THE BIGGER PICTURE BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO RESPOND?

I am seeking a woman that is open to conceiving... though NOT a deal breaker.

Perhaps a woman with a career that is open for me to raise (our) kids, If you have children now, I will care for them as my own, However I understand that YOU may NOT be open to me because I am seeking to move IN TOGETHER ASAP....Subject to much, MUCH discussion !!

I would prefer we get (our) own place but this is NOT set in stone either, I'm a bit apprehensive about moving in with some that has there own place already.

I have taken careful STOCK of MY shortcomings.. Please consider YOURS as well, before launching into a "laundry list" of "must haves." You're looking for a "tailor-made" man in an "off-the-rack" world....

I am NOT looking for a "tailor made" woman, Mainly one I can trust, one that will have MY BACK, AS I WILL HAVE HERS....

I don't want to see your flaws, I want to see what's in YOUR HEART !

I am NOT "of the rack" as SOME have suggested (judged).. though I understand when MUCH is revealed on ANY site, dating or otherwise, were subject to judgment and ridicule...

I suggest you don't focus tooo much on my "wants" below, because there is my disability to consider, I'm NOT handicapped nor have anger or mental issues, just suffer from constant pain (re medicinal cannabis).

I want......
To experience and create memories together that are "fresh" and "New" for just us and OR our family!

I want.....
You to feel safe with me and know I will never let anyone hurt you or our kids!
I want you to feel secure in my arms and when I hold your hand!

I want.......
To talk about our biggest dreams, our deepest fears, our dreams and goals.

I want......
To be able to just look at each other and nothing needs to be said. We just feel the passion, and love.

I want
to be that "couple" that other people notice us when we are out and can just tell from observing us how madly in love we are and
be that couple that other couples aspire and hope to emulate!

I want......
A relationship built on Honesty, Trust, and Great Communication! I want to be able to talk about Anything, anywhere, anytime!

I want......
You to be my BEST friend, lover, confidant, true companion. I want to feel like I cant wait to get home and see you, and when we do have to leave
for work or go somewhere apart, I want to feel that feeling of not being able to wait to hug you or kiss you when I come home.

I want.....
You to hold my hand in public and be proud I am YOUR man. Hold my hand at Target or
the Grocery Store.

I want......
to snuggle/cuddle with you all the time. I want you to rest your head on my chest as you
drift off to sleep. I want to open my eyes in the middle of the night or early morning and look over
at you, and say to myself, "Thank you GOD for putting this amazing woman in my life!"

I want......
To take you on dates and plan special nights together without the kids. I want to leave you a card, or a note
when you least expect it!

I want....
To kiss you on the neck in the kitchen when you are making dinner.

I want ......
You to kiss me often, with passion, and never get enough kisses.....
You want to kiss me often.....stealing a kiss in public just because you can!

I want....
You to want me home with you at night just to hang out and be together...whether we are just watching tv or a movie, or hanging out as a family!

I want......
To send you flowers to home or work just for NO reason other than to say...
"I LOVE YOU or tell you how special you are!"

NOTE: This last one will be a giant step to overcome, Maybe on BOTH sides. But I am willing to give US a chance if you are willing to give ME a chance, well see...............

Will WE overcome or will we continue wondering and saying, What if ???.. I have done my homework for the most important thing in life US !!!!

Yes; you read this above
A TRUE LEAP OF FAITH WILL BE REQUIRED.... If NOT.. You can always frame this and wonder.. Yes; this is repeated (see ALL lies below).

You can always change your mind afterwards ( plenty of those, didn't I mention that in the FIRST part? ... Understandable, I hold NO hard feelings about that since I know beating the odds is monumental !!.. Believing NO hidden agenda is hard, Trust me I have been lied and deceived into believing "my one" has come forth to find out later ALL lies !

Let's get REAL, I know I'm a good man, but the same things MANY women complain men do, seem to be prevalent in your gender as well, I speak from MUCH experience, unfortunate as it may be, I'm still of the belief ONE special woman out there for me.

I am open to changing (OUR) circumstances, But since I have been there done that before, Unless we are together at some point it is wasted TIME, AND EVEN MORE UNFORTUNATE, HURT FEELINGS AND WHAT IF'S.

I understand there are SOME out there that seek something special, I am NOT judging prior respondent's, But there prior NOT because I didn't want something " GOOD " to come about for BOTH parties.... Let's get real !

My wants I mention ABOVE may be UNREALISTIC, But I truly seek something I have NEVER had in a relationship. Maybe my past relations believe they had some of that, But I have never uttered the "L" word yet, They have TOLD me they loved me, But for me....

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS, EVEN THESE WORDS.

I may NOT be a virgin in the flesh sense, But I am in a sense A *VIRGIN HEART no one has been able to fulfill. Will you be up for being the first and only? Well see, I know I am ready as I will ever be, But again.. actions speak louder.

Why have I NOT uttered the "L" word? (see my wants below, But don't fall for that part alone).

You must be willing to endure NOT just this long posting, But a process of several e mails before YOU have enough information to consider US in a relationship we can believe will be ourbest2come) when will this SPECIAL e mail be retired?? Help me end my search.

NOTE: I respond to everyone, I give everyone the same information and treat everyone with respect, However if you are one of the cynics and like to vent. I usually will ignore you....

If you STILL choose to vent, I do share some of these type of responses with the ones that have some HOPE for a BETTER than expected outcome. I do forgive the ones that have so much anger, You are blinded by your past and possibly by the devil himself.

Unfortunately were judge too much by the cover, And NOT the content of the heart and soul. Again maybe I am just as guilty. And do feel take ownership of such guilt. Were NOT even close to perfect.

Trust, Honesty. Communication, Compromise, Tolerance, Support, Encouragement, Unconditional Love, Romance, Intimacy, Fun, Laughter, Spontaneity, and Commitment. Sooo naive to think we can juggle all those "good" qualities, But I try.

Does anyone learn from there past mistakes or lack of effort?

I am soo close to heartbroken a true 'good" man that has been lied to and deceived, Though I am fairly confident my past relations were FAITHFUL as I have always been, deception, lack of true open communication and respect were the biggest issues (we) were NOT able to overcome. Omitting can be deception and or a lie.

I have some stories (plural).....

I want to share with you, one is about a daughter that was used as a pawn of vindictiveness toward me, However there are at least 2 that pay for such a choice, me and my daughter (more on this in a more private setting).

"FAMILY".

You financial status is NOT as important as your HEART.. And I mean a 'good" heart, which many have, But MANY just cant give freely anymore. Perhaps you can include me in that as well.

It would be a blessing in ways you couldn't even wrap yourself around, However after investing a LOT of time and some real heartache. I believe this may be just a dream that may NOT come through and I'm at peace with that now.

Perhaps just living a HAPPY life, boating, traveling, together is the "right" Rx.

Who really knows until we really get to know someone right?

Repeated; Life is never guaranteed beyond our next breath or step (remember this as you ponder why, from here and perhaps beyond our initial thoughts) Jumping to conclusions never results in a good outcome for either side

Everyone has there needs. I read a lot of ads, Many are 3/5 lines very shallow and specific. OMG !!.... No wonder this country and world is soo screwed up. Is there any moderation today? Can we have an intelligent conversation and be HONEST? NO is the answer I give, I would like it to be YES....

Prove to me HONESTY is more valuable than MONEY and I will SHOW you what type of man you can have to call your own.

NO criminal record, NO duis, NOT seeking pity or a free ride, Yeah really !!

If you believe age is more important than character, attraction and HONESTY. You should concentrate on the ads that clearly have age attached. It does NOT hurt to just exchange a couple of emails and photos. Otherwise, I wish you well in your search.

My age is NOT a national secret, note statement above again and what's important to SOME may NOT be to others, how important is character and LOYALTY !! Especially in today's world, How important is it to know (WE) have EACH OTHERS BACK?

I am 5'6" and a husky build. I have facial and medium length hair, I guess a bit of a hippie look, which for some id NOT ideal, how ideal are you?

Please do NOT send me your phone number right of the bat, You and I have a process which I hope with Gods help will help us beat the odds stacked against us.

I'm prepared to get a canine companion and get (my own place)...YES; I AM, though prefer to share.

Sometime SOONEST.. I will be wanting to buy a piece of property were I (we) can live. Well see if (we) can agree were to purchase..

If purchasing is NOT an option at that point (we) can rent. If renting is the option I will at least need a garage for my workshop. All this is contingent on MANY factors.

THIS IS NOT A LURE !!!!!!!

Although I can be fooled again. I am willing to take that chance. If your a woman that is controlling and disrespectful. Please I beg you, Leave me alone. Had enough drama to last me a lifetime. I want to be happy helping each other, Yes; HELPING !

If you take NOTHING out of all this UNDERSTAND It is true and HONEST, You should take EVERYTHING you have read so far and (if) we get beyond as fact, NOT fiction,

I'm looking ahead to a BETTER future... The last 4 years have NOT been kind and happy, I am ready for BETTER, How about you?

I really don't care if we lived in a tent, trailer, apt or in a barn, though this is NOT what we will have to ponder, I hope you understand what I mean.

ALL I ask that you and I BELIEVE in each other and will give it our ALL, Regardless off what WE have endured in our past relations, WE have to be focused on US.

I want to be sure we have an EMERGENCY plan for (US) and or the "FAMILY".

I enjoyed going to storage auctions and made GOOD money at it and may want to venture into that again, MAY.

I am willing to consider and take the LEAP of FAITH after careful vetting on BOTH sides.

It would be nice to consummate our relationship on top of a houseboat deck wrapped in a blanket, bright moon, stars

Will you put everything you have into this? Are you ready for a man you will at the very least know to be TRUE to you?.. Will we show each other (our) true self and NOT a facade?

You have NOT seen and experienced a man like me, I am a man, NOT a boy. Though been through the wringer I envision happiness and joy in my, OUR future.

I want move out of Florida for the "RIGHT WOMAN".. I like the Grand Rapids area of Michigan, But I would also keep an open mind for US to move elsewhere, perhaps Colorado or Washington State (more on this later and or if necessary).

Yes; I will weight YOUR needs !

I feel destiny calling, Just a "gut" feeling.... I hope (YOU) share this in time, I have NOTHING to hide, that should be pretty obvious huh?

I enjoyed going to storage auctions and made GOOD money at it and may want to venture into that again, MAY.

I want to share more if you give US that chance... I want you to be yourself but focus on US...

Will you allow me to be myself ??... to expose my inequities (HOPES & DREAMS..) and say (believe) BETTER times are ahead for US?..Well see.

Will you put everything you have into this? Are you ready for a man you will at the very least know to be TRUE to you?

You have NOT seen and experienced a man like me, I am a man, NOT a boy. Though been through the wringer I envision happiness and joy.

Let's make it happen !! Life is NOT guaranteed, let's live life to the fullest !

You like that vision?

Thank you for POSSIBLE consideration and if you decide to take a chance, Again; Send direct response to********

 

[imnauti]

My money says he's not really looking for this, but got off just writing it.

want multiple m/w/t/anyone willing to rape me in public or on car - m4mw - 30

wm 250- horny as hell and don't give a fuck were or who or how many. Meet on side of road, parking lot, idc anywere around newaygo county as far south as casonovia. Men women with strap ons t-girls- gay straight bi curious couples groups I don't care as long as your willing to meet up somewere either throw me on ground or on the car and rape me force yourself down my throat in my ass. I lick to suck dick and eat pussy or ass. I like to take multiple huge dicks in my as at same time. I love to swallow or get pumped full of cum even enjoy getting facials. I want any and all willing people to have there way with me right out in open. Treat me like a whore call me a whore don't ask just do the bigger your cock or toy the better if you don't have a big toy then use your fist or both or feet or head I don't care all bareback I want to drip cum from everywere. I will meet up with 1 man or a couple also and suck your dick like a good whore or get out of the car and pull my pants down for you to fuck me hard. Come on bbc please rape me. I want to gag on your cock. The more people the better any age any race any size small or big women or men. I know there are some bbw's out there that want to sit on my face or make me suck your tits and would probably love to fuck me with an xxxxxl strap on or fist. Any age grandma and grandpa or you dirty young sluts come on when you girls leave the bar lets see if each one of you can get a hand in me. A whole car load of bbc want to gang rape me at the same time please rape me. You into animals fuck it I need to be stretched and fucked up. As long as you know what your doing rape my mouth and shove it deep in my ass. If you are rapeing me and want me to suck that huge horse dick till it fills my mouth with cum then make me. You want me to take the huge horse dick in my ass shove it as far in as you can till that stud fills me up inside but you or your buddy better be shoveing your cock down my throat at the same time your stuffing my ass with horse dick you dirty fuckers. I want huge dicks and big super thicks loads of cum. Make me suck him while she pounds my ass or vise versa. And no I've never been with animals lol but if I don't get raped by at least 5-20 people and somebody offers I might have to take the dick I can get damn it lol. I want at least a 10" cock shoved completely in my mouth and held there. Any takers come on. Be clean, std free as I am and would like to stay that way. If shoveing cock down throat I prefer you are shaved or trimmed. And be mentally capable of rapeing someone righ in the open. I will be takeing any and all people wanting to have there way with me from now 2:25a.m. untill probably tuesday night so cum one cum all. P.s. I will allow women to pis on my face or on me if they wish.

 

[imnauti]

I have said it before and I'll say it again.

By definition, if you're a man looking for another man you are not STRAIGHT! At a minimum you are bi-curious.

Straight Guy Looking - m4m - 21

Straight guy looking to get sucked off. If interested email me with face pics and stats.

Must be DDF and clean.
No one over 25

 

[imnauti]

I realize that you can make your own family, but I'm not sure you can create one deliberately like this.

Only Child Seeking Sister - w4w - 34

I am a 34-year old woman who has always felt something was missing from my life. A sister. I have decided to find my own. Families start in all kinds of ways. How about trying this? I am a mother and wife who enjoys reading books, gardening and discussing current events. My sister should enjoy watching some reality TV - but still understand why Curb Your Enthusiasm is so much better. She should be fun and outgoing and most of all a good person.
Through nature, you wouldn't have the chance to select who you want to be your loved one. This is a chance to really sparkle and get a more ideal fit.

 

[HoneyBearFarms]

Here's a good one. Bet he gets a ton of responses.

Why is it? - m4w - 44

Why is it that we are attracted to someone, get married and then all we can think about is fucking someone else? I am married. Happily so. I love my wife and like my wife. I don't want to be anything but married to her. We have great sex and we have it often. But, but, but. I want to fuck someone else. I want to touch and kiss and have fantastic sex with someone else. And then? I want to go back and enjoy life with my wife. Wrong? Yes. (But that's part of the allure!) Maybe it's not the 'why' that I wonder about, just... do you understand? Are you a woman who feels much the same way? Can you relate to what I feel?

 

[MysteriousMike]

So this one was not that weird until the last line....

"I'm guessing your name is Jen, judging by your license plate. But we traded glances and a few waves before we got lost in traffic (which always seems to be horrible along that stretch of I-35). I'm guessing your mom was in the front passenger seat

There's a very low chance that you'll see, this but if you do (or your friends do), hit me back. Let me know what color (or make of) car I was in.

I seriously want to make babies with you. "

 

[BiTodd]

I'm speechless

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mage We all have our animal instincts... our animalistic urges...

Mine just happens to be fantasizing about a nice big dog, hungrily lapping my hot wet pinkpussy... oh its been too long... a few yrs...

Would love some K9 vids to watch... and possibly even MORE!! Would love to see a rott again, I miss my childhood rott friend. I also miss my ex bfs pretty pitt...

Can you help me out? EMAIL ME!! PIC4PIC! Would love to set something up TONIGHT!
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the one in the middle about the girl that wants a dog to lick her was the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
thanks!