Insane CL personals

[mxg1072]

I do admit, I cruise Craigs List for some good laughs.

I have seen several outrageous posts that made want to respond just to see how far someone would go to troll.

 

[A_Kefka]

Hmmmm. It IS March, right???

There's nothing wrong with planning ahead, lol. Way Ahead.

 

[sassylilthang]

There is nothing wrong with loving to read them.....and I thought I was one of the few people with that guilty pleasure!

I actually read one of the Missed Connections once.....adn realized that it was about a girl who worked at the hospital I did. I thought it was so funny, I told her. She was completely freaked out!

 

[sassylilthang]

example

This one is not too crazy.....but I like it!

If you truly do miss me... - w4m - 33 (All over.)
Date: 2010-03-24, 5:38PM CDT
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Why don't you just say so?

Unless I've threatened you with a restraining order, odds are I miss you from time to time as well.

 

[sassylilthang]

Another......

These womens... - m4w - 24
Date: 2010-03-03, 2:42PM CST
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... need to quit messing around. I treated her well. I made her breakfast. I wasn't too needy. I was fun but still challenging. For some reason the things I did for her seemed like they needed to be taken for granted, I guess. Damn these womens.

 

[hotbodymale]

lol..CL is a great place...to buy and sell goods..not to meet people.

 

[HoneyBearFarms]

I'm sure this gal will be swamped with replies....not..lol

Looking for an average guy for average sex

Keep your supersized genitalia, washboard abs and hyperactive stamina away. Don't even send me a pic of your penis. I'm a pretty enough woman, a little extra padding now bikini season is over. I'm not waxed like a barbie doll or some deep throating goddess so move on if that's what you're looking for.

Let's just do it like an old married couple alright (however if you're married or in a committed relationship of any sort, don't bother me. If you've ever experimented with men, I'm also not interested). I lie there maybe watch the tube. You stick it in, suck my nipples and get your rocks off. Then we both fall asleep without talking and maybe do it again in the morning... maybe. Could be a regular thing.

If this interests you and you're between the ages of 35-50, send me a message that doesn't make you seem like some sex crazed horndog, mentally retarded, or both.

 

[sassylilthang]

I'm sure this gal will be swamped with replies....not..lol

Looking for an average guy for average sex

Keep your supersized genitalia, washboard abs and hyperactive stamina away. Don't even send me a pic of your penis. I'm a pretty enough woman, a little extra padding now bikini season is over. I'm not waxed like a barbie doll or some deep throating goddess so move on if that's what you're looking for.

Let's just do it like an old married couple alright (however if you're married or in a committed relationship of any sort, don't bother me. If you've ever experimented with men, I'm also not interested). I lie there maybe watch the tube. You stick it in, suck my nipples and get your rocks off. Then we both fall asleep without talking and maybe do it again in the morning... maybe. Could be a regular thing.

If this interests you and you're between the ages of 35-50, send me a message that doesn't make you seem like some sex crazed horndog, mentally retarded, or both.

That is GREAT!

 

[Macbillio]

definately has a sense if humour whoever wrote it!!

 

[19cock]

Oooo I love reading CL personals. There was one last year that sticks in my head.

It was a woman looking for some guy to come get her knocked up, but not to worry cuz she wasn't looking for any money from them, and they wouldn't have to be involved with them afterward Sounds like one heck of a setup for getting suckered into paying child support. Anyway about a week later some dude posted saying "Don't go down there and meet this lady, she's gigantic and ugly!"

WTF dude! Someone seriously thought this was a good idea? I mean damn, I'm not smart by any means, but that's a whole new kinda stupid.

 

[usps69]

I'm always curious to know just how successful some of the male ads are. In the casual encounters section, 90% of the ads posted are by males, and half of them are gay or bi. It's the ones that they are looking for women that interest me. I just wonder how many, if any responses, a post that says "Looking for a bitch to fuck and suck today!", will get. Especially if they don't include a pic, or the pic is appauling.

Are there any women out here that would seriously respond to that kind of post, that are not prostitutes hunting on a slow day? My guess is zero, but you never know. I could see if the guy posts a pic of himself, and he has a great body, and real nice cock. But with no pic, I just can't see any woman wasting their time on a post like that.

I've ran two ads on CL over the past two years, and only got 2 legitamite responses from them. Ufortunately I wasn't attracted to either of them.

Now I have met a couple of women responding to their ads. And in one case it led to a sexual encounter, with an attractive woman.

 

[drummrboytrs]

I love reading CL ads. We try to meet people on there for pic trading. Something just turns us on about seeing (hopefully) real pictures of real people have sex.

 

[BoredBankerBoy]

I am also addicted to craigslist ads. My favorite but it is long gone of course was a guy looking for sex to the game Mario brothers. The girl played mario brothers while he had sex with her. It was very detailed.

Call me a nerd if you want but having a girl give a blow job while playing Mario brothers sounds fun. LMAO that just made my day.

 

[lonelysouth]

Here's one that is...well...interesting?

Love is the Law

 

[imnauti]

Another treat from Best of......


My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend


It really is a fine line!

 

[imnauti]

And another....

Hmmm..... I think she may be on to something.

How to Catch A Date on CL

 

[SecretRogue]

I didn't realize I wasn't alone in this passtime. I have spent many a time chuckling away at how ridiculous people can be.

I think my favorite this far is someone wanting to give a guy a bj while he took a dump and then clean him up. It wasn't this scene, so excellently crafted to titillate the senses (*rolls eyes*), but the fact the ad ended in a triumphal declaration, "I LOVE FARTS!"

Ah Craigslist, 'tis a silly place.

(I don't know how old this thread is, but I couldn't resist posting once I found it.)

 

[Manroy]

You have to wonder how many are written by dirty 14 year old boys in what's essentially the 21st century version of crank phone calls.

 

[imnauti]

I'd almost forgotten about this thread. I'm gonna go see if I can find some more fun ones.

 

[imnauti]

Okay, here's a weird one.



looking for a house stud - m4m - 41
Date: 2012-08-31, 7:33PM EDT

I am looking for an extremely dominate very horny agressive guy that want to live here with me free. In exchange for fucking me at least twice a day. Would prefer more. The younger and hornier the better. Lets make this happen! You can even let your friends fuck me.

 

[onceintime123]

thought this was odd

Hey. kind of boring here. - w4m - 19

Date: 2012-08-31, 6:38PM EDT
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Hey.. Kind of so boring here. Anyone out there love watch anime? Looking for someone watch anime or movie together. I live near downtown. Well, not really looking for sex. Anyway, if interested, send me a pic~

 

[onceintime123]

clarification: under 'casual encounters'

 

[mightygrey1956]

I have a guilty pleasure..... I love reading the personals on Craigslist.

It amuses me to see what some people will ask for. But sometimes you see an ad that makes absolutely no sense. You know it has to be a bot, but since its accompanied by a pic of a cute girl in a short skirt, I'm guessing that some doofus with a hard-on out there will hit the reply button. Tell me..... would you respond to this???

I have also posted on craigslist. I have 2or 3 posts for a young lady. all I seem to get a reply from are bots or spammers.You get one name with a picyure and then you get another name with the same picture of the first. I really h<a target=_blank href="http://www.webworksllc.com/I_Like_You.cfm"><img src="http://www.webworksllc.com/ilu.gif"></a>



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[dreamykitten2]

I got lucky posting a Craig's list ad

I found my first Dom on Craig's list. It was thru a personal ad and I got really lucky! the funny thing was it was an ad for someone to exchange emails with and write erotica together. We realized thru conversation I was dying to be a sub and he was a Dom. It's the best thing that ever happened to me! He introduced me to D/s and although he's no longer my Dom he is still my friend and I am very fortunate to have experienced it with him!!!
Kitten

 

[imnauti]

I found my first Dom on Craig's list. It was thru a personal ad and I got really lucky! the funny thing was it was an ad for someone to exchange emails with and write erotica together. We realized thru conversation I was dying to be a sub and he was a Dom. It's the best thing that ever happened to me! He introduced me to D/s and although he's no longer my Dom he is still my friend and I am very fortunate to have experienced it with him!!!
Kitten

Oh yes, I agree that it CAN work even though most of the time it doesn't. I've met a number of people from there, including one that we had over for dinner last night. It's the crazy ones that amuse me.