Inventive words for pussy

[BlackShanglan]

(okay, I know that was corny, lol)

Lettuce I can take ... salsa I can at least understand (although I was thinking of something redder, and hence the distaste) ...

But CORN?

I'm worried.

Have you spoken to your doctor about this?

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

I know this is nothing to you Americans, but in the UK another word for pussy is "fanny"... and that's my worst, worst word in the whole world. I cringe every time I hear it.

Actually, in the US "fanny" gets used for "backside." Evidently we're ass-backward as usual.

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

cunny

cunny buns

I heard a Tennessean call it cock. He said in his circle, they were going out to look for some cock, they meant the pussy.

Either "poon" or "tang" will do alone

the flower

peachfish (thank you Mr. Robbins!)

snatch

 

[Guest]

I know this is nothing to you Americans, but in the UK another word for pussy is "fanny"... and that's my worst, worst word in the whole world. I cringe every time I hear it.

Fanny By Gaslight.

 

[LadyJeanne]

yoni

I learned that one from The Vagina Monologues - I think it might be an Indian word. I really like how it sounds.

 

[Guest]

I CANNOT BELIEVE nobody has said this one yet...











Wait for it...













Still waiting?














It's coming!!!!















VAGINA!

How feelthy is that?

 

[fille]

You folks need to check out the Vagina Monologues. Or for something a little less high brow, Em and Lo's "Pussy Monologues." Hilarious.

A friend's husband coined my personal favorite. He calls it, "the good thing."

 

[scheherazade_79]

Fanny By Gaslight.

* Shuddering *

I still have great difficulty reading Famous Five books...

 

[cantdog]

honey pie

or just "pie"

cherry (as opposed to nanners)

yoni

 

[Guest]

Of course! How could I not have said that one???

PIE!

 

[destinie21]

Hooch
Cooch
Coochie
Goodies
Candy
Peaches and Cream
Tootsie pop

 

[matriarch]

Now I know I've been living in an alternative universe. I haven't heard of most of this lot.

 

[English Lady]

Passion flower

pink rose

love tunnel


(all provided by hubby who has this unfortunate habbit of cybering with really mills and boonsy girly girls)

 

[cantdog]

bug

jelly

jampot

jelly roll

rang doodle

doodle

slit

slot

saddle

lips

fur pie

beaver

bush

 

[cantdog]

cooze

minge

gash

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hoohoo.

Boy's on the Side reference

 

[cantdog]

Mokus

split tail

tail

squeeze box

 

[BlackShanglan]

Courtesy of "Slang Down the Ages" ...

Conjuring book
Scabbard / quiver
Fancy-bit
Poor man's blessing
Cupid's furrow (thanks Rab Burns for that)
Nest in the bush
Belle-chose (Chaucer; he can, of course, be much cruder)
Life's dainty
Bull's eye
Lady flower
Pincase / pincushion
Cuckoo's nest
Quarry
Bag of tricks / lucky bag

And many more - in fact 20 pages in all.

 

[cantdog]

Shakespeare would have said "quoint"

and how could we forget "nookie"?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

(I know I'll regret asking, but what is the lettuce???)

Hair, lol.

 

[Guest]

Hair, lol.

Oh. D'oh!!!!

 

[TheEarl]

My personal favourite alternative to pussy is quim. Only alternative I'll use in my stories.

Quim - officially endorsed by The Earl

Whilst we're talking gross, I can beat beef curtains. How about axe-wound for a nicely traumatising euphemism?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Whilst we're talking gross, I can beat beef curtains. How about axe-wound for a nicely traumatising euphemism?

The Earl

Lovely.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've always found "gash" quite off-putting.

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

Oh, a lot of them are off-putting. There are dozens with the suffix "-hole", like "spaz-hole" and whatnot, and those I left off deliberately.

All off the top of my head, of course. I daresay a fellow could look up a lot more. When we were considering synonyms for fucking, one of the firemen who served on board a carrier offered "drop-checking your landing gear" for the copulative act. There is no limit.