Inventive words for pussy

[destinie21]

Oh, it was horrible. But she was so so so beautiful (and so sweet to taste) that I did from time to time submit to her request and make a date with Herman. Usually, I just tried to avoid sex talk with her to get around it though!

Oh god, that's so great. I can just imagine "So I was wrist deep in herman when..." see how badong that sounds. Sorry I'm a fool

 

[logophile]

Oh god, that's so great. I can just imagine "So I was wrist deep in herman when..." see how badong that sounds. Sorry I'm a fool

You know... She was a big tease and even though she was very sexually driven, she used to like to make me desperate with desire so it was more like this...



Her shirt and jeans are long gone. She's lying on the bed next to me in just a displaced bra and pair of barely there panties. I'm leaning up on an elbow, kissing her deeply after a full ravaging of her breasts. I slide my hand slowly down her belly and just as my fingertips reach the top of her panties, she stops me by placing her hand on my wrist, indicating that I should just hold still...

Her: Where are you going?
Me: South
Her: South to where?
Me: You know, south. Where it's warmer. And more humid.
Her: I might let you go south. What do you want to do while you're there?
Me: I don't know. Just mess around. See the sights. Take in some of the local flavor. The usual stuff. Her grasp slackens slightly and my fingers start wriggling under the edge of her panties
Her: Going to do any visiting?
Me: Visiting?
Her: Yeah, visiting. Gonna see anyone while you're south?
Me: Just you.
Her: Just me? Her grip tightens again, holding me still.
Me: Please let me go south? Please?
Her: Only if you'll tell me who you're visiting.
Me: Come on baby, just one little touch... I think you'll like it...
Her: Who? She lets go long enough that I'm able to slip my fingers down through her luscious tuft of curls and just barely dip into now very wet sex, making us both gasp in pleasure. Then she pulls my hand back a little and looks me in the eye.
Me: Well, I was thinking I'd like to visit... umm, well, I was hoping I'd be able to pay a little call on ... well... my good friend, Herman.
Her: OK, just be sure to Herman a kiss for me too...

She smiles a long, languid smile and completely releases my hand, bring her own fingers up to her mouth while she closes her eyes and relaxes into my explorations...

 

[destinie21]

I used to date a girl (in catholic school mind you) that called my pussy the gates of hell. Everytime I opened for her she would sin it was fine though because I called hers the bank. Everytime her legs opened I ended up taking out money for one thing or another.

 

[logophile]

Were you both in Catholic school. I can't help it, I love the skirts and knee highs, as trite as it may be!

 

[destinie21]

not just catholic school catholic boarding school. That place produced more lesbians lol

and yes we wore uniforms

 

[logophile]

not just catholic school catholic boarding school. That place produced more lesbians lol

and yes we wore uniforms

Hmmmm, lovely.

Oh, what were we talking about again? Yes, a glossary of pussy words...

Nevermind. I'm too flustered thinking about Des in knee highs at boarding school.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Dan Savage, the gay, adorable sex advice column writer (he is adorable, not his column) once described the female genitalia as resembling a "canned ham dropped out a fifth-floor window."

Let the hate mail begin!

 

[logophile]

Dan Savage, the gay, adorable sex advice column writer (he is adorable, not his column) once described the female genitalia as resembling a "canned ham dropped out a fifth-floor window."

Let the hate mail begin!

That's truly nasty.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Dan Savage, the gay, adorable sex advice column writer (he is adorable, not his column) once described the female genitalia as resembling a "canned ham dropped out a fifth-floor window."

Let the hate mail begin!

And Kryten, on Red Dwarf, described the male genetalia by saying "Are you seriously telling me that there were options and someone chose this design? Yes, that's it, the 'last chicken in the shop' look?!"

Shanglan

 

[logophile]

And Kryten, on Red Dwarf, described the male genetalia by saying "Are you seriously telling me that there were options and someone chose this design? Yes, that's it, the 'last chicken in the shop' look?!"

Shanglan

Hehe, I like that...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I can't win on this issue. I've got one reader who complains about whichever word I use!

 

[logophile]

I can't win on this issue. I've got one reader who complains about whichever word I use!

And which words do you tend to use, fuzzy?

 

[carsonshepherd]

And which words do you tend to use, fuzzy?

Fuzzy might be a good one!

 

[logophile]

Fuzzy might be a good one!

True that.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And which words do you tend to use, fuzzy?

I use a wide variety, mostly because I hate using the same one over and over. But I've had a reader saying, "Oh, that's not feminine enough" or "that wasn't a sexy word." Blah.

Carson . . .

 

[logophile]

I use a wide variety, mostly because I hate using the same one over and over. But I've had a reader saying, "Oh, that's not feminine enough" or "that wasn't a sexy word." Blah.

Com'on then, out with it! What words are you fond of!!?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Com'on then, out with it! What words are you fond of!!?

It's not a matter of fondness, just variety.

Pussy (obviously)
Cunt
Snatch
Box
Paradise
Honeypot (no relation to anyone we know)
Entrance
Womanhood

(These are just the one's I've used that I can think of off the top of my head.)

 

[logophile]

It's not a matter of fondness, just variety.

Pussy (obviously)
Cunt
Snatch
Box
Paradise
Honeypot (no relation to anyone we know)
Entrance
Womanhood

(These are just the one's I've used that I can think of off the top of my head.)

And do you have any that you're fond of personally? Am I asking too many questions?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And do you have any that you're fond of personally? Am I asking too many questions?

Again, it depends. When I'm going for romantic, I try and avoid "snatch" or "cunt," but I'll sometimes use them just to break the repetition.

 

[logophile]

Again, it depends. When I'm going for romantic, I try and avoid "snatch" or "cunt," but I'll sometimes use them just to break the repetition.

And tell me, oh leaf waving one, do you use these words out loud, when feeling romantic? Or any other way?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And tell me, oh leaf waving one, do you use these words out loud, when feeling romantic? Or any other way?

Only when reading my work to myself, I'm afraid.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And tell me, oh leaf waving one, do you use these words out loud, when feeling romantic? Or any other way?

You're drunk, aren't you.

 

[logophile]

You're drunk, aren't you.

No, not drunk. Just ovulating. Same thing.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, not drunk. Just ovulating. Same thing.

 

[logophile]

Right.