Inventive words for pussy

[cantdog]

Ax-wound. Talk about off-putting!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Speaking of axe-wound... and other names for pussy...


http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh, a lot of them are off-putting. There are dozens with the suffix "-hole", like "spaz-hole" and whatnot, and those I left off deliberately.

All off the top of my head, of course. I daresay a fellow could look up a lot more. When we were considering synonyms for fucking, one of the firemen who served on board a carrier offered "drop-checking your landing gear" for the copulative act. There is no limit.

Yes, my slang book actually breaks them into categories - "hole," "place for penis," "fear and loathing," "wounds," etc. Lots in each category. Oddly, more than there are even for "penis."

The other revelation, from a different and more scholarly historical study of slang, was the use of words for individuals engaged in same. From the 15th to 19th centuries, promiscuous man had a huge number of recorded slang words. Promiscous women, fewer but still a great many. Gay male, much much fewer. And lesbian? Two. Seriously. I think that says pretty much all one needs to know about masculine views of feminine sexuality.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Speaking of axe-wound... and other names for pussy...


http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

The mind positively boggles.

 

[Goldie Munro]

How about

flange?

 

[cantdog]

flange. Very post-modern.

 

[cantdog]

Yes, we be talkin classy ass pussy here, flange!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Yep, flange is one of the words the hedgehogs use...

 

[Goldie Munro]

Yes, we be talkin classy ass pussy here, flange!

I is very classy!

 

[Guest]

Minge. That one been said yet?

 

[cantdog]

Yep.

 

[Goldie Munro]

I think minge is even classier than flange!!

 

[cantdog]

Perdita uses it from time to time.

There you are. If a girl is up to date, she knows minge from sweet patootie.

 

[logophile]

I love that someone mentioned Yoni. Usually Yoni is specific to the vagina (and sometimes the uterus as well) and doesn't refer to the external genitalia. And yes, it's an Indian word meaning (something close to) the sacred passage through which all life comes. In my field of work, lots of people don't say vagina at all (Roman word for the sheath for a sword) and refer to internal female genital as the yoni all the time! One well known midwife and auther, Ann Frye, has even renamed the VBAC (vaginal birth after cesarean) as the YBAC (yoni birth after ceserean). OK, enough about that, you can all wake up again!

I hate wound and gash (and all their cousins).

My ex-girlfriend used to call it "my friend" as in, My friend wants to play - or - My friend wants to come out for some air.

Someone probably said this already, but I also like to simply refer to it as my sex (or her sex, preferably! ).

 

[cantdog]

Strangely, nobody mentioned "sex" yet, in this thread.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I can't believe no one has said "Quivering Mound of Love Pudding" yet.

 

[cantdog]

I love the fact that so many single words have been co-opted for it. Any subject which generates euphemism ends up this way. Box, trick bag, sheath, slot, slit and corner pocket-- all analogies. To call it ass, tail, fanny or patootie-- moving around the corner from it, yes, but the two soft twin flesh mounds are reminiscent of the larger structure; another analogy. But there is such a rich field of single words! Quim quiff snatch cunt cooze poontang trim minge flange mokus nookie! Amazing.

 

[logophile]

Oh right, Box! I use box in my writing.
I also use Hole from time to time.

I think I used muff once too, but only in a tongue in cheek kinda way. It was a shaving story and I said something about "looking down at her now muffless muff."

I don't really care for a lot of euphimism in sex talk. I like it to be straight-forward and honest. Pussy, cunt, sex and occassionally box or hole. That's about it for me. Everything else makes me want to giggle. Or hurl (axe wound, beef curtain, etc).

 

[destinie21]

Oh right, Box! I use box in my writing.
I also use Hole from time to time.

I think I used muff once too, but only in a tongue in cheek kinda way. It was a shaving story and I said something about "looking down at her now muffless muff."

I don't really care for a lot of euphimism in sex talk. I like it to be straight-forward and honest. Pussy, cunt, sex and occassionally box or hole. That's about it for me. Everything else makes me want to giggle. Or hurl (axe wound, beef curtain, etc).

Most euphemisms just arent sexy if a lover ever said something about her foof or puntang during sex I would have to laugh no matter how sexy she was.

 

[cantdog]

Oh, you have to avoid all the variety, I think, in a sex story. Nearly every reader has an issue about one or another of the words. A serious and otherwise dead-on feedback from a British editor said he found "pussy" to be a playground, little-girl, prissy word, very childish and off-putting. A woman told me in all seriousness that she hated the word "cunt." It sounded insulting, hostile, violent. You can't please them all.

Best to stick with one, and ring in the others only for individual characters. I had a forty-year-old woman character with a pussy she kept shaved. The skin of the outer lips was snug and taut, but the inner lips were a violent pink, and very big and ruffled. Like a bouquet of labia caught in an elevator door!

Every time a new lover saw it, there was a "wow." She called it her "clown poon." But everyone else in the story, including the narrator, stuck largely with the American standard for porn: "pussy."

cantdog

 

[destinie21]

the inner lips were a violent pink, and very big and ruffled. Like a bouquet of labia caught in an elevator door!


cantdog

This image was disturbing.

 

[cantdog]

I wanted you to see it. I'm sorry if you had to feel it! Forgive me.

 

[logophile]

Most euphemisms just arent sexy if a lover ever said something about her foof or puntang during sex I would have to laugh no matter how sexy she was.

Ditto

And to Cant...

You certainly can't please them all! I dated a woman once who insisted on calling her pussy Herman. I'm dead serious about it. And she insisted that if I was going to call it anything, it also had to be Herman. That was an almost scarring event.

 

[destinie21]

I wanted you to see it. I'm sorry if you had to feel it! Forgive me.

you are forgiven

Um log please tell me you did not refer to her vagina as herman.

 

[logophile]

Um log please tell me you did not refer to her vagina as herman.

Oh, it was horrible. But she was so so so beautiful (and so sweet to taste) that I did from time to time submit to her request and make a date with Herman. Usually, I just tried to avoid sex talk with her to get around it though!