Is anyone keeping track?

[Guest]

Cool of course. I wouldn't want to burn your delicate English skin.

Would margerine be okay? I'm watching cholesterol.

There's not much about me that's delicate, love, my skin included. How about slightly warm?

Margerine!? You'll be wanting to use I Can't Believe It's Not Butter next.

 

[The_Darkness]

There's not much about me that's delicate, love, my skin included. How about slightly warm?

Margerine!? You'll be wanting to use I Can't Believe It's Not Butter next.

Licking? Butter? Lou?

You bet your ass I can believe that it's "I Can't Believe it's not Butter"!

 

[Guest]

There's not much about me that's delicate, love, my skin included. How about slightly warm?

Margerine!? You'll be wanting to use I Can't Believe It's Not Butter next.

Anyway you want it sweety.

I think I know why you like "I can't believe its not butter."

http://www.romantictimes.com/f_reader/images/art/fabio_1.jpg

 

[The_Darkness]

Anyway you want it sweety.

I think I know why you like "I can't believe its not butter."

http://www.romantictimes.com/f_reader/images/art/fabio_1.jpg

Ted. Buddy. Friend.

It bothers me that you either A, had a picture of Fabio, or B, found one that fast.

But that's just damn funny.

 

[Guest]

Anyway you want it sweety.

I think I know why you like "I can't believe its not butter."

http://www.romantictimes.com/f_reader/images/art/fabio_1.jpg

You've completely lost me there. And I have a few problems with that pic...

A. Who the fuck is that guy?

B. I don't find him in the least attractive. Seriously.

C. What's all this got to do with butter?

Help out the English twat.

 

[Guest]

Ted. Buddy. Friend.

It bothers me that you either A, had a picture of Fabio, or B, found one that fast.

But that's just damn funny.

Didn't have. I'm just a whiz with Google Image Search.

Case in point :

http://www.speleoprojects.com/pics/books/200px/the_darkness-beckons.jpg

 

[Guest]

You've completely lost me there. And I have a few problems with that pic...

A. Who the fuck is that guy?

B. I don't find him in the least attractive. Seriously.

C. What's all this got to do with butter?

Help out the English twat.

My dear English twat,

When I went to Google Image search on "I can't believe it's not butter" I got him. He is Fabio, their spokesman is some dreadful TV commercials. In real life, he is a model for Romance book covers who had his 15 minutes of fame a few years back.

I was hoping to find a photo of him and the product.

Now back to licking you...

 

[The_Darkness]

Didn't have. I'm just a whiz with Google Image Search.

Case in point :

http://www.speleoprojects.com/pics/books/200px/the_darkness-beckons.jpg

Mmmmmm. English Twat and pictures of exploring dark, tight spaces.

Hell fucking yes.

And now, to the Nuns, Nymphs, and the Ravaging implicit there-in

 

[Guest]

My dear English twat,

When I went to Google Image search on "I can't believe it's not butter" I got him. He is Fabio, their spokesman is some dreadful TV commercials. In real life, he is a model for Romance book covers who had his 15 minutes of fame a few years back.

I was hoping to find a photo of him and the product.

Now back to licking you...

Oh.

Phew! I lost my "stiffy" there for a moment. It's back now.

 

[Guest]

Mmmmmm. English Twat and pictures of exploring dark, tight spaces.

Hell fucking yes.

And now, to the Nuns, Nymphs, and the Ravaging implicit there-in

And now it's nice and wet again.

 

[cloudy]

Mmmmmm. English Twat and pictures of exploring dark, tight spaces.

Hell fucking yes.

And now, to the Nuns, Nymphs, and the Ravaging implicit there-in

Is Lou the Nun, or the Nymph? 'cause the first image: BAHAHAHA!

Lou:

edited to add: the Nymph thing works, though, I think

 

[The_Darkness]

And now it's nice and wet again.

We like to keep that kitty happy!



For hours on end, if needed....

 

[The_Darkness]

Is Lou the Nun, or the Nymph? 'cause the first image: BAHAHAHA!

Lou:

That's a damn good question. After all, it was Lou's pics that keep reminding me of Nuns....it's gotta be the black and white thing, hon....

But it's going to be Nymphs having their ways with nuns....so ideally it'd be Lou the Nymph....

 

[Guest]

I don't care what I am. I easy.

I also love a bit of role-play.

Speaking of which, I really must go now...



Laters!

 

[cloudy]

I don't care what I am. I easy.

I also love a bit of role-play.

Speaking of which, I really must go now...



Laters!

Tease.

 

[The_Darkness]

Is Lou the Nun, or the Nymph? 'cause the first image: BAHAHAHA!

Lou:

edited to add: the Nymph thing works, though, I think

Cloudy, I came up with something better....shape-shifting water nymphs. Lou is BOTH....kinda. There's gonna be a hell of a seen of her by herselves and then she's going to take the rest of the nuns....in stereo!

 

[English Lady]

It's been a while. I'm usually either sleeping or working, but I'm not working tonight and I'm not tired right now.

Hey, don't I owe you and Lady Jeanne a story? Or at least a bump in my normal author's note for inspiring one?

I do believe you do dear *smiling* I do believe you do! (sorry only just seen this, I need to keep up better don't I?)

 

[Guest]

Cloudy, I came up with something better....shape-shifting water nymphs. Lou is BOTH....kinda. There's gonna be a hell of a seen of her by herselves and then she's going to take the rest of the nuns....in stereo!

BRING 'EM ON!!!

 

[The_Darkness]

I do believe you do dear *smiling* I do believe you do! (sorry only just seen this, I need to keep up better don't I?)

That's okay. If you'd have responded right away I think I'd have felt like I'm being stalked....not that that's such a bad thing, mind you, I've just never been stalked by a sexy little thing from England before.

 

[Guest]

That's okay. If you'd have responded right away I think I'd have felt like I'm being stalked....not that that's such a bad thing, mind you, I've just never been stalked by a sexy little thing from England before.

Have you not?

 

[English Lady]

Well hey, I can try and stalk you, if just to give you a new experience Mr sweet talker I'm always happy to help you know

 

[The_Darkness]

BRING 'EM ON!!!

It's not so much of a "bring" as a "take." One holds them down and the other works them up. If positioned right, I think i can manage 3 nuns getting ravaged by one other nun and one water nymph.

Lots of tongues and

Too bad they don't have one of those little kitties shaking water off it...

 

[The_Darkness]

Well hey, I can try and stalk you, if just to give you a new experience Mr sweet talker I'm always happy to help you know

I may have to take you up on that.

What do I get if I let you catch me?

 

[Guest]

It's not so much of a "bring" as a "take." One holds them down and the other works them up. If positioned right, I think i can manage 3 nuns getting ravaged by one other nun and one water nymph.

Lots of tongues and

Too bad they don't have one of those little kitties shaking water off it...

The more I'm hearing about this, the more I'm loving it. Keep it up!

 

[English Lady]

I may have to take you up on that.

What do I get if I let you catch me?

Ahh now, I guess you'll have to let me catch you, and then we can work on another new experience eh?