Is anyone keeping track?

[The_Darkness]

Have you not?

Maybe.....

Ahh now, I guess you'll have to let me catch you, and then we can work on another new experience eh?

Maybe I am being stalked. Here I thought Lou was just following me around because I like to keep her hot and bothered on the message boards...or maybe I'm following her...maybe I'm actually stalking BOTH of you and just letting you feel like you're....

Wow. I need to be able to write these damn stories at the speed my brain comes up with them.

 

[English Lady]

You mean I'm being stalked!




oooooh I like it!

 

[Guest]

Maybe.....



Maybe I am being stalked. Here I thought Lou was just following me around because I like to keep her hot and bothered on the message boards...or maybe I'm following her...maybe I'm actually stalking BOTH of you and just letting you feel like you're....

Wow. I need to be able to write these damn stories at the speed my brain comes up with them.

I dunno wtf is going on. But I knows I likes it.

 

[The_Darkness]

Lou, looks like both you and EL like it.

Now the real question is, who likes it more?

 

[English Lady]

*looks at Lou*


I reckon we're probably about equal, right Lou?

 

[The_Darkness]

*looks at Lou*


I reckon we're probably about equal, right Lou?

Methinks Lou is still sleeping....or God forbid, out doing stuff away from the comptuer

 

[English Lady]

Well, She's out there somewhere having fun no doubt!

She'll answer me later no doubt

 

[The_Darkness]

Well, She's out there somewhere having fun no doubt!

She'll answer me later no doubt

With the teasing she was getting yesterday, there is little doubt.

 

[English Lady]

*smiles*

I wonder if her Ears are burning yet?

 

[The_Darkness]

*smiles*

I wonder if her Ears are burning yet?

Ears are always a good starting place, but we should probably work on a little lower....

But if her ears aren't burning or her nose itching, something's drastically wrong here....

 

[English Lady]

Ears are always a good starting place, but we should probably work on a little lower....

But if her ears aren't burning or her nose itching, something's drastically wrong here....

you start at the bottom, i'll start up here and we'll meetsomewhere in the middle

 

[The_Darkness]

you start at the bottom, i'll start up here and we'll meetsomewhere in the middle

Sounds good to me. I feel dirty in having this discussion without Lou present, but what the hell....she'd be tied up and probably coated in honey or chocolate sauce or something before the end of it.

But definately tied.

 

[English Lady]

Sounds good to me. I feel dirty in having this discussion without Lou present, but what the hell....she'd be tied up and probably coated in honey or chocolate sauce or something before the end of it.

But definately tied.

And enjoying it no doubt! she' ll have fun reading this later I'm sure!

 

[The_Darkness]

And enjoying it no doubt! she' ll have fun reading this later I'm sure!

I'd hope so.

As long as said enjoyment doesn't provoke another story from me....I don't know if I can do 8 good ones in a week.....

 

[English Lady]

you can take notes and write later

 

[The_Darkness]

you can take notes and write later

Believe you me, I am. I leave myself e-mails so I have a copy to look at where ever I end up writing at.

 

[English Lady]

good good

 

[The_Darkness]

How did this thread turn from someone's numerous alternate egos to us trussing up Lou and having our way with her?

Not that I'm complaining, but I'm sure there's twists of logic in here that my tired old brain is just missing completely.

Either way, someone's getting spanked for it, and it sure won't be me.....

 

[English Lady]

How did this thread turn from someone's numerous alternate egos to us trussing up Lou and having our way with her?

Not that I'm complaining, but I'm sure there's twists of logic in here that my tired old brain is just missing completely.

Either way, someone's getting spanked for it, and it sure won't be me.....

me me me, please let it be me!!!!

 

[The_Darkness]

me me me, please let it be me!!!!

Well, I suppose....I might have to give you a few extra.....you know....to warm up the hand and all.....

 

[English Lady]

Well, I suppose....I might have to give you a few extra.....you know....to warm up the hand and all.....

promises, promises *L*

 

[The_Darkness]

promises, promises *L*

You bet your sweet English ass!

 

[English Lady]

You bet your sweet English ass!

*wiggles aforementioned arse*

 

[Guest]

Sounds good to me. I feel dirty in having this discussion without Lou present, but what the hell....she'd be tied up and probably coated in honey or chocolate sauce or something before the end of it.

But definately tied.

I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.

NOT.

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.

NOT.

Didn't figure you would be.

The Nun story is about half done, by the way....damn thing's going to be over 20 pages in my word processor....