Is there a Litster you WISH had a crush on you?

[Diosax]

There are far too many great women here. If some of you could sod off it'd be easier to choose. K, thx

 

[Tallulah82]

There are far too many great women here. If some of you could sod off it'd be easier to choose. K, thx

Oh, fine! I'll sod off then!

 

[Sundayschild]

Oh, fine! I'll sod off then!

You're not a quitter

 

[Tallulah82]

You're not a quitter

Ha! Never underestimate my laziness.

 

[TempSpawn]

There are one or two that I have spoken to recently yes, and. Couple from years ago.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yes, but he doesn’t post here anymore, I don’t think. (And if you know me, no, it’s not him. Or him. )

 

[Sundayschild]

Yes, but he doesn’t post here anymore, I don’t think. (And if you know me, no, it’s not him. Or him. )

Ahhh. HIM!

 

[AmberLGreen]

No there isn’t. I don’t have time for all this crush nonsense. Just downright no connection e-boning is what I am looking for!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ahhh. HIM!

Oh no, definitely not!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Yes, but he doesn’t post here anymore, I don’t think. (And if you know me, no, it’s not him. Or him. )

They?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yes, but he doesn’t post here anymore, I don’t think. (And if you know me, no, it’s not him. Or him. )

https://c.tenor.com/tvMs0rSt784AAAAM/omg-it-is-him-liz-lemon.gif

 

[Chillygirl]

She noticed me once but I think I missed my chance

ETA: it’s really not sad! She’s a cool chick and it’s all good!

 

[jason28053]

No there isn’t. I don’t have time for all this crush nonsense. Just downright no connection e-boning is what I am looking for!

How’s that working out ?

 

[AmberLGreen]

How’s that working out ?

Well to be honest with you Geoff, it isn’t having the impact I thought it would. What is everybody’s fascination with connection? I am not a fucking plug!

 

[jason28053]

Well to be honest with you Geoff, it isn’t having the impact I thought it would. What is everybody’s fascination with connection? I am not a fucking plug!

Damn Debbie, that stinks, but wouldn’t you be a socket?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Nope, anyone I am interested in is truly and madly besotted with me

 

[stxjimmy]

There are far too many great women here. If some of you could sod off it'd be easier to choose. K, thx

Wouldn't it be better to persuade than choose

 

[ydahecnot]

She noticed me once but I think I missed my chance

I like where this could have been going

 

[Diosax]

Nope, anyone I am interested in is truly and madly besotted with me

You must show me your ways

 

[ydahecnot]

Wouldn't it be better to persuade than choose

He ain’t a strong persuader

 

[Anastasia1999]

You must show me your ways

I just flutter my eyelashes in the general direction and wow them with my general knowledge and foreign languages

 

[Sundayschild]

Damn Debbie, that stinks, but wouldn’t you be a socket?

I'm glad someone else said it...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Damn Debbie, that stinks, but wouldn’t you be a socket?

I'm glad someone else said it...

Not according to the Pegging Society

*hangs head in shame and wonders if that is why the tactic isn’t working*

 

[Sundayschild]

Not according to the Pegging Society

*hangs head in shame and wonders if that is why the tactic isn’t working*

I'm familiar with a number of societies, but I don't think I'm familiar with that one. Do they meet at the library on Tuesdays?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm familiar with a number of societies, but I don't think I'm familiar with that one. Do they meet at the library on Tuesdays?

They do. You see them queuing up outside with the extra large knitting bags.

We must use the same library

Monday- Queening
Tuesday - Pegging
Wednesday- Docking
Thursday - Felching
Friday - Figging
Saturday - Bukkake (AKA ladies day)
Sunday - Entertainment from the Queefing Band