Is This Gross Or Interesting?

Snickers Bar - Yes Or No?

  • A Snickers Bar Would Be An Awesome Dildo And I Would Probably Orgasm A Zillion Times Reading An Erot

    Votes: 36 72.0%
  • A Snickers Bar Would Be Totally Disgusting - I Would *Never* Read A Story With Content That Twisted

    Votes: 14 28.0%

  • Total voters
    50
I think at home dad had a great idea. Kisses would work pretty well. They are small, easy to handle and they melt at just the right speed!
Excellent idea, Dad!! Thanks for the feminine issue. I think you helped quite a bit by letting us know that your actions weren't ruined by infections and the like.
I thought about Rollos the other day. I don't know if anyone outside the US gets them, but they are little caramel cylinders that are chocolate coated. That would be perfect if you like a little challenge with your sex!
 
As am I. My man won't do it himself because he hates chocolate. What a drag. I guess I need a BF. Any takers?
 
Chicklet said:
Giraffe,

Do you have specific problems with the candy bar or is it just the food?

Would you REALLY send me hate mail?

Chicklet

I just read this, and I realized that I shouldn't have voted as I did--'cause really, I don't mind so much that I would "send hate mail for eternity." Like they say, different strokes for different folks.

Still, food play bears a little too much similarity to "smearing" for my taste--especially something like chocolate.

But I can't resist suggesting, if one is into that sort of thing--how about a tootsie roll up the butt? Hahahah--no subtlety, there.

If I had to deal with food, it would be--I don't know, something that looked like it should be going in, not coming out. Not chocolate, or goose-liver pate, five-alarm chilli...probably fruit or vegetables--something phallic would be more my taste--cucumber, carrots, zuchinni... ;)
 
ANything goes!
As for semaring, I never thought of it that way. I guess it escaped me because all I could think about was Snickers, Baby Ruth, Twix.......excuse me. I think I am drooling.
Everyone has different tastes, so as long as you enjoy yourself, there is no problems!!!!!
 
2 things ...

my personal chocolate bar right now is Snickers Crunch ...


However: What about M&Ms ? I know, they aren't candy bars, but maybe ... the girl puts some M&Ms in her pussy, and the partner has to get them out again ... but only with the tongue
 
accidental chocolate

Okay, here is my lame idea. Two young girls go the movies in the summer. They don't have much money so they decided to sneak in candy instead of paying the high prices at the theater. One of the girls accidentally leaves a snickers bar in her panties, preferably "fun size", and it melts on the way home. She tells her friend what happened and, of course, the riend wants to see. Admits the laughter and looking at the messy panties, one girl gets bold and tastes the candy from the panties. From that critical moment, they realize that they are erotically charged and......

Here are your titles: Candy Panties or Snickers Nickers, lol.

Okay, it's early and I am on my first cup of coffee. Be kind.

Steve
 
Oh My God,that is awesome!
YOu are on to something there! Original and sexy!
If this is what you get after one cup of coffee, I would love to see what you are like after a pot!
Excellent idea.
 
I think it is realistic.

Imagine, the prices for cinema tickets and food at the cinema is rising.

So, they have to smuggle the chocolate in. It is very hot, so they wear only short skirts (with no pockets) and thin blouses (also with no pockets).

The girls put some (1 ?) candy bar in their pants. However: When they walk, you can hear the wrapping paper. So they have to unwrap the chocolate bars. Sure, it is unhygienic to put some food into the panties, but both girls are clean shaven, so that there is only smooth skin, but no hair.

Also: Many (all ?) cinemas have air conditioning. But maybe this is an open air cinema. (I don't know if something like this exists in the USA, but here in Germany, they had some during the summer)

Maybe the movie is very exiting (for realities sake, you could add the name of a good, exciting movie), so the girls (or at least one of them) forgets that she has the chocolate bar in her pants).

Later, they go home. They both lie on the bed, Talking about the movie and laughing and that stuff. One girl (let's call her Susan) gets up to search something. When she turns round, she looks at her friend (Judith) on the bed. Since Judiths skirt is very short, Susan can also see her pants. It looks as if Judith shitted in her pants.

Judith notices the puzzled look of Susan. "What's wrong ?"

"Y-Y-Your pants .... did you ... ? Susan stutters
Judith raises her skirt and looks at her pants "Damn, I forgot one of the chocolate bars. Now it's melted. It looks as if I shitted in my pants".

"I think you should take the pants and the skirt off. Let's go to the bath and remove the chocolate."

In the bath, Judith pulls her pants down and Susan takes a closer look. "Wow, it looks as if some of the chocolate even got inside your pussy ... chocolate pussy ... sounds tasty. I think it would be a best seller in every store".

"Well, why don't you just give it a try and let me know how it tastes"

Even though none of the girls ever had lesbian fantasies, Susan starts to lick Judiths pussy .... (this could also be the beginning for a great lesbian relation between this girls)
 
Oh yeah! NAscar, you have it!
The open air theatres in the US are called drive ins. Same concept, tho!
Man, it's getting me pretty excited to hear all the fantastic ideas rolling around.
You know what would be good? If everyone who has an idea wrote their own version and sent it in. I mean, it would be great. We may even have to add a new header just to contain them!
 
well, BgMma99, I knew that someone would come up with a drive in.

But somehow, this would be too unrealistic, I think. I mean, if you are in a car, you don't have to hide something in the pants. There are enough places in a car where you can hide something. As long as the cinema doesn't have a bloodhound who is searching for chocolate ... also, nowadays, most cars have their own air conditioning.

Maybe the writer can copy the german open air cinema to the USA.

Just to explain: It was about 2 or 3 years ago, in the summer. There is this small castle, in the city of Karlsruhe. Some culture company rented the park of the castle for a few weeks. Then, they put on a big screen on the lawn and put chairs in front of the screen. So it was like a normal cinema, but without walls and without a ceiling (you had to pray for no-rain). In the evening, when the sun was going down, they started to show the movies. All this movies where already famous. I think one of the movies was "Men in Black" another one was "Saving Private Ryan" ...

So, to whoever writes the story (maybe I do it myself): Just write something like: It was a special one-summer only cinema ...

Or ... (how could I be so blind) .... cinema ? Why cinema ... just some kind of open air facility, where you stay for quiet some time. A place, where no food is allowed (unless you buy it on the facility).

Just a few days ago, I had a discussion about something similar on a NASCAR Board: On many NASCAR tracks, you can bring only small cool box in. (As far as I know, right after 9/11, everything was forbidden for some time). Also: putting chocolate right to a warm human body should be enough to melt it. But Now let's say, it is something like the Darlington (SC) Race in fall. I talked to a few guys who have been there and they told me, that at that time of year, it is extremly hot in SC. You literally melt away when you sit in the stands, when the sun burns down on you. Now, imagine, this girl with the chocolate in her pants, in the hot weather ... melted chocolate bar ? I would call it liquid chocolate bar ...

Also: An average movie is about 90-120 minutes long. But an average NASCAR race lasts about 3 to 4 hours ... even more time for the chocolate to melt and creep into the pussy ... and then ... maybe they have something like a caravan with air conditioning. So after the race, they go into the caravan with its air conditioning. Now, the temperature is much lower then on the outside, and the liquid chocolate becomes half solid again. Now it's really sticky.

And then: At first, the girl tries to remove the chocolate by her own. Then, she asks the other girl. The other girl tries it with a spounge and a towel, but that doesn't work. So, suddenly, she pushs her finger right into the pussy of the other girl.

"What are you doing ? Do you want to fingerfuck me ?"
"Hey, chocolate cunt (by the way, nice nickname). Do you want to get rid of the chococlate or not ? I think the best would be, if you pull your pussy open and I scratch the chocolate out. Maybe with a spoon or something like that."
"Are you crazy ? A spoon ? Why don't you take a butcher knife and hack right into my pussy ?"
"So what should I do ? Should I lick the chocolate out ?"
"Well, I guess licking would be way better then using a spoon"
"Allright, I give it a try, but don't tell anyone that I licked a girls pussy. If anyone would know about it, they would call me a lesbian"
"Don't tell anyone ? Do you think I am proud of my chocolate pussy ?"

The girl with the chocolate pussy lies down on the bed and the other girl knees in front of her and starts to lick her pussy.
But then, after some time, she realizes, that she enjoys the licking. And the other girl likes it, too.

Suddenly, the girl stops licking. "Why did you stop licking ?"
"I have to change position. And I want revenge".
"What do you mean ?"
"Do you know what 69 is ? I will keep on licking your pussy, if you lick my pussy, too."

And so the girls start to lick each others pussy ...
 
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Oh, man, you have t write it!!! YOU HAVE TO! I will never be able to sleep until you do!! That is so yummy!
 
deliciously_naughty said:
*bump*

(in a whiny tone of voice) chicklet....the suspense is killing me....c'mon....

Here's a little help for yah. A little uh uh!
 
deliciously_naughty said:

(in a whiny tone of voice) chicklet....the suspense is killing me....c'mon....


lol

don't worry it's in progress I promise!

Chicklet
 
what do you think about naming one of the girls "candy"?? lol
 
Candy, yes

Hello Candy! Is it true you have Snickers in your nickers? Perhaps you would like my PayDay to play with until your Mounds are coverd with Milkyway. But since you like girls, I guess you would rather have a SweetTart insead little old PeterPaul here. I will just have to pull my own Taffy while waiting on a story from our sweet Chicklet. I wish she would hurry. Time's a wasting, Tic Tac, Tic Tac, Tic Tac......

Please get this coffee away from me.
 
In the interest of honesty, I confess that the last stupid post was mine. Even Lit was embarrassed to admit it was me.

Steve
 
Anything that Chick is working on has to be bumped back to the top

love the laid back look chicklet :kiss:
 
StevenWill said:
In the interest of honesty, I confess that the last stupid post was mine. Even Lit was embarrassed to admit it was me.

Steve

lol

lmao
 
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