Is This Gross Or Interesting?

Snickers Bar - Yes Or No?

  • A Snickers Bar Would Be An Awesome Dildo And I Would Probably Orgasm A Zillion Times Reading An Erot

    Votes: 36 72.0%
  • A Snickers Bar Would Be Totally Disgusting - I Would *Never* Read A Story With Content That Twisted

    Votes: 14 28.0%

  • Total voters
    50
It's a story...you don't have to explain if the girls got yeast infections or anything...it's a sexy fantasy. go for it!
 
Originally posted by deliciously_naughty

Maybe if you used a frozen snickers bar, it would be erotic and cold and not melt as fast?

I don't know. A pussy is very sensitive, so, if you touch it with something cold ... but then, I remember I saw a report on tv: As far as I can remember, they filled a small vase with water and then they put it in a freezer, until the water turned to ice. So then, they had an ice dildo ...
 
Caliber said:
I am not really sure how I feel about this, but as my Sex Ed teacher taught me in College, you should always be careful putting food into the vagina. Vaginas have some things that live inside of them, yeast being one. Giving the yeast some food is an easy way to get a nasty yeast infection.

That aside, a frozen snickers bar would be pretty cool. :D

we'll just hand out cloves of garlic after the fun :D :D :D :D
 
Re: Oh, just have fun

StevenWill said:
I wouldn't put a Snickers inside you every day. Otherwise, go for it. The vagina is self cleansing and an occassional Snickers would not be harmful.

Get a bunch, freeze some, let her tie you up and rub them on your nipples and tease you with them. Let her put one inside you and then watch her eat in or put it in your mouth.

The possibilities are endless and might make a great story.

Of course, if you are on the Atkins low carb diet, you will have to use hard cheese or pork rinds. :)

Steve

lol

my squirrel is in the Atkins diet - lol - maybe that's why he's so sour about the idea!

I'm getting excited about this story now...yes...rubbing it all over...yum yum yum

:catroar:
 
NASCARaddicted said:


I don't know. A pussy is very sensitive, so, if you touch it with something cold ... but then, I remember I saw a report on tv: As far as I can remember, they filled a small vase with water and then they put it in a freezer, until the water turned to ice. So then, they had an ice dildo ...

an ice dildo...

there's this place in seattle that will make a mold of your dick and sell it to you to use for all sorts of exciting things, iced dildo's being one.

i don't know though, i think of icy poles and i think of the scene in "a christmas story" where the little boy licks a pole and his tongue gets stuck to it...not extremely erotic, IMHO

Chicklet
 
Chicklet said:




i don't know though, i think of icy poles and i think of the scene in "a christmas story" where the little boy licks a pole and his tongue gets stuck to it...not extremely erotic, IMHO

Chicklet


I'm not the only one who thinks like this? cool
 
There's an old urban ledgend about a snicker's bar being found inside Mariann Faithfull when the cops raided a party the Stone's were throwing in 1960's London. Mick and Mariann have denied the story for years. Recently I saw an interview with Keith Richards and they asked him about the truth of the story.

"Naw," he mumbles "We were all out of Snicker's Bars by then."
 
Food Sex

is actually pretty cool, but the flavors have to work together.

Tried Hershey's syrup-didn't like it.

Wouln't try a Snickers or a Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth looks like a turd, anyway. (See it in Caddyshack?)

Aerosol cheese is good. Whipped cream is better than Kool Whip.

And the best thing to drink with pussy is beer or champagne. Just pour it in her navel and let it dribble.
 
I've played with whipped cream, but never with chocolate...

Sorry, Chicklet, but I would have to vote no here. It's just that it seems to unpractical to me. Not only does it melt, but it also can break very easily. And, as mentioned above, what about the sanitarical aspect?

Can you imagine oging to the ER and ask trhe doctors to help you remove a part of a Snickers Bar that's stuck next to your cervix?
 
Svenskaflicka, this is fiction! In my story no one would be sent to the emergency room! No candybars would break up inside you! I think the part about it melting would be half the fun = )

I honestly haven't tried much food in my sexual play, so I can't say about the chocolate, but I probably would agree that it doesn't taste very good. But it's fiction!

Chicklet
 
Sorry Chicklet, I know it's just fiction, it's just that to me, a truly good story is realistic enough for you to think that this just MIGHT happend... that tickles the imagination and makes the story even hotter.

Then again, others might think exactly the opposite, so go ahead and write it, dear, it might just be a great suck-sex!
I mean, success...

(English really IS my second language, you know...):)
 
As a black man, i'd have to say that whenever i think of anything dark going into a woman, it turns me on a lot, and i'm really looking forward to this story, when you get around to it.
 
well

well i'm going to write this and you all had better read it!

= )

:catroar:
 
Snickers Sex

I'm with Naughty on this one. A frozen Snicker would be an excellent choice, unless you are going for the gooey mess, which is pretty erotic itself. You could really go places with that!
 
Re: Snickers Sex

BgMma99 said:
I'm with Naughty on this one. A frozen Snicker would be an excellent choice, unless you are going for the gooey mess, which is pretty erotic itself. You could really go places with that!

I like the idea of the gooey mess, so we'll see what happens.

Chicklet
 
I voted no because if i saw a description of two snickers, i'd probably pass. I'm not saying it couldn't be a hot story, but my first impression would be that it's a little to wierd to even take a look.
 
SSSnnniiicckkersss

I think it would be fun and tasty... although I might choose a different candy bar. The melting chocolate would be a good lubricant and who doesn't like chocolate! I'd lick her gooey pussy till she couldn't stand it anymore! yum yum!
 
Snickers Sex

Oh, hell yeah! The more I think about it the more I would like to try it personally!
Hey, if I do, I will definitely let you know! My boyfriend doesn't care much for chocolate, but maybe....
 
Re: SSSnnniiicckkersss

sillyfilly said:
I think it would be fun and tasty... although I might choose a different candy bar. The melting chocolate would be a good lubricant and who doesn't like chocolate! I'd lick her gooey pussy till she couldn't stand it anymore! yum yum!

so which other candy bar would you suggest? I think i've heard three musketeers...any others?
 
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