It's a Jelly

Iowa? Kansas? Missouri? People dress like you and look like you there? I mean some?

The Midwest has some amazingly attractive and adventurous women. Tragically, there are plenty of wet blankets that live here too that keep the fun down to a minimum.

And Downer, you do Minnesota extremely proud.
 
In the spirit of poetguy432, I decided to take my removed for violation of the TOS thread and upload it to another server. Here are the links to the images! Also, I did not take these pictures, my friend did. They are from three years ago. And I'd like to point out that these [pictures] have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake. :rolleyes:

  • Picture This We Were Both Butt Naked 09-04-27 ::
    Enjoy, and have a good night! :kiss:


  • Great to see those again- a sensationally beautiful set of pics
 
Actually, no it was not custom made. I picked "The Bomb" up from Agent Provocateur last summer. It was such a good buy! Plus, I have nothing else like it in my wardrobe :cool:

It was definitely a good buy! It's a truly spectacular outfit, especially when it's adorning your beautiful body
 
billrichards41: Excluding work attire, it seems that for every 200 people who do not dress up to go out ever, only one does. It's super sad because people could look so much hotter if they just put on a clean shirt, some slacks or a skirt, and combed their hairs. Oh well... But I have been to NYC twice. It's been several years, though, so I have no real great memories of the place. Now that I am older the experience would probably be totally different :cool:

poetguy432: Why thank you for your kind words! It's nice to know people check out that old thread once in a while.

In the spirit of poetguy432, I decided to take my removed for violation of the TOS thread and upload it to another server. Here are the links to the images! Also, I did not take these pictures, my friend did. They are from three years ago. And I'd like to point out that these [pictures] have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake. :rolleyes:


Enjoy, and have a good night! :kiss:

Thanks for sharing!
 
Those are stunning pics:D and it certainly looked like a fun evening when they were taken :devil:
 
Oh what a weekend it has been...

rktktvi: The violation of the TOS was lavish display of genitals, and I am certainly not going to deny that claim. Luckily they allow us to link out with images. They will stay at those URLs until Google takes them down :(

Coven911: I've been developing a foot fetish over the past couple years, so I certainly won't deny your advance to start slowly at the feet and work up. I guess my only complaint comes in where my top half likes attention too :eek: How about going 48% of the way up, then 52% of the way down. Save the best for last :cattail:

billrichards41: I'll keep your offer in mind, haha! Until then, I'll do my best to make a good name for the space between Chicago and Denver.

poetguy432: Love that strawberry and chocolate idea :heart::heart: That is definitely on the list now! Plus I'd get to eat on the job :rolleyes:

Remy88: Which post and number(s) aren't showing up? They all work for me, but that means nothing.

LadyHawkinz:
You are one of the most beautiful, adorable human beings I've ever seen. I mean that without any irony or exaggeration. Your smile melts me. I hope you stay for a very, very long time.
Oh my goodness that's making my eyes well up with tears of flattery and appreciation. Thank you so much. I have no idea what to say in return other than to say thank you and that's so sweet I'm practically crying, in the good way of course. You so won enough brownie points to retire your dentist early.

juan tractor: I have not forgotten the corn field either. Maybe after the harvest I should do a set in the fields :D But yes, work on your McKenzie Brothers quotes, no one called me out on
And I'd like to point out that these [pictures] have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
:rolleyes: It's good you see you back! I was wondering when and if you'd stop by:heart: I missed your good humor!

ConstantineIII: Well I'm trying to show the best of the Midwest! I think that's why I took a low key gig in a glam boutique! We work on making the area look less... frumpy.

seasider: Why thank you! It's so unorthodox that I'm never sure how people will respond to it. I'm glad it's a hit!
 
poetguy432: Love that strawberry and chocolate idea That is definitely on the list now! Plus I'd get to eat on the job


...I wish I could be your photographer and say the same thing...if you catch my drift...
 
Ugh, double posting.
I'm sorry to do so!

I owe an apology to TwistingEther! Tonight I started photographing your request but two things happened :( For starters, I was unable to borrow/locate any menswear that is not really just menswear inspired womenswear (I forgot to borrow some clothings) and the only hat I could find is my fathers winter cap. The second thing that went wrong was my camera! The batteries died before things got spicy :confused: I will finish them tomorrow, so in the mean time, we have what I started...

I will finish them! Also, let me know if this is alright, or if you want something different!
 
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Coven911: I've been developing a foot fetish over the past couple years, so I certainly won't deny your advance to start slowly at the feet and work up. I guess my only complaint comes in where my top half likes attention too :eek: How about going 48% of the way up, then 52% of the way down. Save the best for last :cattail:

mmmm....that would SOOOOO work for me! And I do so like the thought of teasing your clit for a few hours, and those lovely nipples as well. Oh....and that ass...mmmmm.....(licking my lips all over)
 
HEY!!! Who is up for a quick contest! It comes with a "reward!'


poetguy432: HAHAHA I think I get what you're saying :devil: I've only worked with someone else one other time. I am excited to get all hot and sticky for this one. Great timing, too, since strawberries are nearly in season!

Coven911: Your offer becomes more tantalizing by the minute. Ass, tits, feet, you hit all the bases. What more could a girl want? And for hours?! Oh my!
 
Denny Crane: I'm an entire 64 inches. Why do you ask?



Alright, two contests. Winner for each one gets a private photo of whatever s/he wants! If you win both, well then I'll have to think of something good. Maybe you can offer suggestions.

Part A is the first two pictures. Finish the quote and provide the film. Bonus points if you get the character ;). Please be in good sport, and don't Google search it :rolleyes:
How can you trust a man who wears...

Part B is the third photo. So! What image is depicted on my tie? :cattail:

Good luck ;)
 
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Denny Crane: I'm an entire 64 inches. Why do you ask?



Alright, two contests. Winner for each one gets a private photo of whatever s/he wants! If you win both, well then I'll have to think of something good. Maybe you can offer suggestions.

Part A is the first two pictures. Finish the quote and provide the film. Bonus points if you get the character ;). Please be in good sport, and don't Google search it :rolleyes:


Part B is the third photo. So! What image is depicted on my tie? :cattail:

Good luck ;)

Hmm...not sure about the quote, but the tie appears to be a pattern based on a Georgia O'Keefe painting? Yes? No?

Edit: curiosity compelled me to look up the quote - very clever!
 
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So excessive display of Genitals, is like an Excessive display of speed violation but instead of peeling out you got busted for unpeeling the underoos.

xoxo Will
 
also, the quote is how can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders...not sure of the movie...
 
Denny Crane: I'm an entire 64 inches. Why do you ask?



Alright, two contests. Winner for each one gets a private photo of whatever s/he wants! If you win both, well then I'll have to think of something good. Maybe you can offer suggestions.

Part A is the first two pictures. Finish the quote and provide the film. Bonus points if you get the character ;). Please be in good sport, and don't Google search it :rolleyes:


Part B is the third photo. So! What image is depicted on my tie? :cattail:

Good luck ;)


I was just curious. In the pictures you started posting recently, I was under the impression you were a bit taller. But the older ones you posted, you looked really petite.

The first one....I knew it was a western, but couldn't remember. I googled. I suck.


And I agree that the tie looks like it's based off a Georgia OKeefe painting, which means it would be a lily.
 
Poetguy432 for the [almost 200%] win! The quote is from one of the greatest [Sergio Leone] westerns of all time! It's a part of a double feature; the second in the "series" details a time in America... ;) Also, I added you to my buddy list so you can shoot me a message detailing what you would like. At least two photos are a part of that. We can work out the rest :D

The [wo]man can't even trust [her] own pants.
- I guess Frank said it!

Denny Crane: 5" heels will make anyone appear taller... and, HAHAHA, I've grown a whole inch! since the very first set I did.

Tastytooter, Denny CraneThe tie isn't Georgia O'Keefe, it's Jerry Garcia's "Clitoris" tie!
 
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Well, I guess my obsession with movie quotes finally paid off. I'll have to watch/rewatch those westerns. So does this mean we get to talk about a prize now?
 
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