Jade's World

[JerseyJade]

You have learned well, young Jade.

Naa, rhyming is easy.

 

[Artfan2]

Naa, rhyming is easy.

Oh, is that what your poem was about?

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh, is that what your poem was about?

Well what else would it be.

 

[JerseyJade]

OMG,Jade, I am gonna faint with lust!




Not fair, you being such a hottie!

I asked you nicely not to post penis pics and you're still doing it. Not cool, dude!

 

[drobert44]

I asked you nicely not to post penis pics and you're still doing it. Not cool, dude!

OK, gotcha.........

 

[drobert44]

Okay, you made your point. No more penis pics, please.

I tried to delete, didnt work.

 

[JerseyJade]

I tried to delete, didnt work.

Yes, it worked.. well at least on my end it did. Thank you.

 

[drobert44]

Yes, it worked.. well at least on my end it did. Thank you.

Mysteries of electronics!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[JerseyJade]

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Fucking Mondays suck!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fucking Mondays suck!

Oh hell JJ is agreeing with me.... AND Monday...... we're all gonna die

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh hell JJ is agreeing with me.... AND Monday...... we're all gonna die

Nooo, I didn't agree with you. You said fuckity fuck and I just said Monday sucks. That doesn't mean I agreed with you.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nooo, I didn't agree with you. You said fuckity fuck and I just said Monday sucks. That doesn't mean I agreed with you.

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[JerseyJade]

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Take THAT, PeckerHead!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Take THAT, PeckerHead!

MOM!!!!!!

 

[JerseyJade]

MOM!!!!!!

Go ahead! I'll deny everything!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Go ahead! I'll deny everything!

*pokes your side to distract you, giving you a wet willy as you react*

 

[JerseyJade]

*pokes your side to distract you, giving you a wet willy as you react*

Keep it up, PeckerAss! I know where all your toys are and I'll make them disappear!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keep it up, PeckerAss! I know where all your toys are and I'll make them disappear!

That's ok... yours can too!! and I'm taller so you will NEVER reach yours

 

[JerseyJade]

That's ok... yours can too!! and I'm taller so you will NEVER reach yours

I only have one "toy" that I really care about.... and if you even go near it, I will soooo kick your ass!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I only have one "toy" that I really care about.... and if you even go near it, I will soooo kick your ass!

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[JerseyJade]

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[investor2020]

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JJ, maybe this is why your rhyming is so easy . . .

 

[thefishfryer]

You know, I can be very poetic too...

I met a man, his name was Rick.
He was tall and cool and pretty slick.
Told me I looked pretty for such a young chick,
Then took me to his car where I sucked his big dick.

The rhyme is perfect, but I'm not sure about the metre.

 

[jason28053]

You know, I can be very poetic too...

I met a man, his name was Rick.
He was tall and cool and pretty slick.
Told me I looked pretty for such a young chick,
Then took me to his car where I sucked his big dick.

Cool, now do Jason