Jade's World

[JerseyJade]

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[KayleePie]

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that looks fun

 

[JerseyJade]

that looks fun

She's rubbing that magic spot.

 

[JerseyJade]

My phone charger stopped working!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

My phone charger stopped working!

I hate when that happens. Hope you get a new one soon, if not already.

 

[snap16]

It was good.

Would have been better if you texted me the location

 

[JerseyJade]

I hate when that happens. Hope you get a new one soon, if not already.

I'll have to wait until tomorrow to get a new one.

 

[tnman03]

My phone charger stopped working!

That bites... I got one of those pads you lay the phone down on to charge it. Half the time it wouldn't work, then it just quit working. So I just plug it into a charger now to charge it.

But on the plus side your phone still works and the phone chargers are fairly inexpensive.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I'll have to wait until tomorrow to get a new one.

Read up on fixes!
It could have some lint in its little hole
It needs your attention
Don’t toss it just cuz it needs a bit of love

 

[JerseyJade]

Read up on fixes!
It could have some lint in its little hole
It needs your attention
Don’t toss it just cuz it needs a bit of love

So what are you saying.. I have to give it a blowjob?

 

[Pad_Foot]

So what are you saying.. I have to give it a blowjob?

No no… well? Yes., after gentle scrapping with a pin along lower edges of charge port. Look for a website!
Perhaps? Alcohol swab?
Then? Blow!!
It works! But!! Find a video you trust
Probing your phone’s slit needs a bit of research. It can’t use a safe word

 

[JerseyJade]

No no… well? Yes., after gentle scrapping with a pin along lower edges of charge port. Look for a website!
Perhaps? Alcohol swab?
Then? Blow!!
It works! But!! Find a video you trust
Probing your phone’s slit needs a bit of research. It can’t use a safe word

Okay. Thank you.

 

[tnman03]

So what are you saying.. I have to give it a blowjob?

I can see it now. JJ blows into the charger, it starts humming and spits out the lint... then it rests a while, and is all happy.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can see it now. JJ blows into the charger, it starts humming and spits out the lint... then it rests a while, and is all happy.

I tried that. It didn't work. I'm a failure.

 

[KayleePie]

I tried that. It didn't work. I'm a failure.

you're supposed to blow on it not suck on it

 

[Pad_Foot]

I tried that. It didn't work. I'm a failure.

You need to be patient

It’s not like your phone can tell you how to perfectly get it right the first time

 

[JerseyJade]

you're supposed to blow on it not suck on it

Well you're good at blowing, come on over and you try.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Well you're good at blowing, come on over and you try.

Somethings are suck don’t blow!
People aren’t good balloons

 

[JerseyJade]

 

[KayleePie]

Somethings are suck don’t blow!
People aren’t good balloons

I remember a time when I actually thought you had to blow on it when giving a bj

 

[JerseyJade]

I remember a time when I actually thought you had to blow on it when giving a bj

Dork!

 

[KayleePie]

Dork!

I gtg. let me know if you can get a sitter for tomorrow night

 

[investor2020]

My phone charger stopped working!

That's what happens when you post all those super-charged pics !

 

[JerseyJade]

That's what happens when you post all those super-charged pics !

I use my laptop for that. I don't want that shit on my phone.

 

[investor2020]

I use my laptop for that. I don't want that shit on my phone.

Well that explains it then . . . you're spending so much time sending those posts on your laptop that the phone isn't getting any usage, so the phone charger feels neglected and shuts down. Happens in real life too.