When we lived in North Carolina I actually helped my neighbors on both sides of our house fix their washing machines -- and it never turned into porn. Still had that "Bow-chikka-bow-bow" music in my head, though.Well I did see your selfie... so, what do you know about washing machines?
Nothing exciting ever happens in my laundry room.When we lived in North Carolina I actually helped my neighbors on both sides of our house fix their washing machines -- and it never turned into porn. Still had that "Bow-chikka-bow-bow" music in my head, though.
You need @Brianna_38 to give you some pointers, I think. That girl LOVES doing her laundry.Nothing exciting ever happens in my laundry room.
Oh.. I know what I would like to be doing while doing laundry.. but ya know... kids and all.You need @Brianna_38 to give you some pointers, I think. That girl LOVES doing her laundry.
Understood. It's the same reason I don't go beyond shirtless selfies.Oh.. I know what I would like to be doing while doing laundry.. but ya know... kids and all.
Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I had an octopus clogging up the washer...that would be like THREE nickels!
So how long have you had an octopus fetish?Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I had an octopus clogging up the washer...that would be like THREE nickels!
Well, let's see. Octopussy came out in 1983. That was before I actually had an octopus in one of my aquariums, though. Those things are evil!So how long have you had an octopus fetish?
Octopussy??? I'm not even going to ask.Well, let's see. Octopussy came out in 1983. That was before I actually had an octopus in one of my aquariums, though. Those things are evil!
I still prefer Pussy Galore.Octopussy??? I'm not even going to ask.
Cock meets Pussy sounds more interesting to me.
This is true...Cock meets Pussy sounds more interesting to me.
There's a comment I'd make but I don't wanna get smacked...Shit! I got to start a load of laundry! Don't go away!
And I don't want to egg you on. Let's just wait.
You "crack" me up.And I don't want to egg you on. Let's just wait.
Is “doing laundry” code for sucking cock?I'm thinking about write a story called, "Jade Does Laundry"... but I have to wait for something interesting to happen while I'm doing laundry.
No, that comes later. Well actually... so will he.Is “doing laundry” code for sucking cock?
That’s what she saidNo, that comes later. Well actually... so will he.
Lmao!
Baked chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy and peas and carrots. There's still some left if you want to come over and have some.
I’ll hire you “on the side”Baked chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy and peas and carrots. There's still some left if you want to come over and have some.
I know what you mean about the price of gas. I'm seriously thinking about doing some "side work" to help pay for it.
For your cooking skillsI’ll hire you “on the side”
