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Just for Valentines Day


Uses For Vaseline


Man: Hello, I am doing a survey to see how many people use Vaseline.
Tell me,
are you familiar with the product?

Woman: Why yes, me and my husband use it all the time!

Man: Would you mind telling me what you and your husband us Vaseline
for?

Woman: We use it for sex.

Man: I am surprised you told me the truth. Many people tell me they use
it
for other things. I greatly appreciate your honesty.

Man: Since you have been so honest with me so far, could you tell me
what you
use it for?

Woman: Certainly...my husband and I put it on the doorknob to keep the
children out!

AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?
 
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