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This unique portrayal of the total solar eclipse of November 13-14, 2012, combines ground-based images (blue ring) with views from ESA’s Proba-2 (false-color central disc) and ESA/NASA’s SOHO satellites (background). Magnetic field lines and streamers glow in the ground-based white-light images, carrying over into the wide-field view from SOHO as the solar wind blows these features out into space. The connection between the ground- and space-based images allows researchers to correlate difficult-to-see regions of the Sun’s atmosphere, visible only during a total solar eclipse.



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By observing the sun in a number of different wavelengths, NASA's telescopes can tease out different aspects of events on the sun. These three images of a solar flare on Nov. 13, 2012, captured by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO), show from left to right: light in the 304 Ångstrom wavelength, which shows light from the region of the sun's atmosphere where flares originate; light from the sun in the 193 Ångstrom wavelength, which shows the hotter material of a solar flare; and light in 335 Ångstroms, which highlights light from active regions in the corona.

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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their
lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time,
and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Frankie was such a good lover, I
think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he
can tear my ass up just one more time."


--------------------------------------------


Two firemen are butt-humping in a smoke filled room. The
fire chief walks in and asks, "What's going on in here?"

One of the firemen says, "Well, this man's got smoke
inhalation."

The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? Why don't you give
him mouth-to-mouth?"

The one fireman says, "I did! How do you think this shit
got started?!"
 
REVENGE IS SWEET



There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture,brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes,let's!

But let's change positions. This time I hold the pigeon down and you
crap on its head!"
 
The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.

They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before
the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard.

"WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard.

"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT
DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is
just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy here?"
 
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants,"We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."

The next day, they're all standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six.

All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."

The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey,ask him the rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey,ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling,


"Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin!"
 
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