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A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..."Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well," he spoofed, "Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again." And she didn't laugh a bit! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
 
Apparently, after taking a quiz here, I have to go out drinking. Just my luck, I go to a porn site and have to take a test. ;)
 
So -- was thinking about incorporating a theme of junk to be posted. I'm @ Blu's a lot, and love her cover charge. You're always welcome to post whatever you want - but let's keep it theme-oriented for a change. If it doesn't work, we'll scrap it. If it does work, we'll keep it. You can use pics, quotes, .gifs, don't really care, whatever inspires you...Sound good?

Ok...Theme for the next 24 hrs:

nature.

go.
 
jd_quiet_guy said:
So -- was thinking about incorporating a theme of junk to be posted. I'm @ Blu's a lot, and love her cover charge. You're always welcome to post whatever you want - but let's keep it theme-oriented for a change. If it doesn't work, we'll scrap it. If it does work, we'll keep it. You can use pics, quotes, .gifs, don't really care, whatever inspires you...Sound good?

Ok...Theme for the next 24 hrs:

nature.

go.
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Welcome back JD!! Was wondering what happened to you. We've been trying to keep the junk organized the best we can, but yeah a theme sounds like a good idea.

Ok heres one for all the lovely ladies. ;)

Osiria rose

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d43df29ccb6acac805c24fb46baaa51e/tumblr_mi59im8cWY1rmb4jgo1_400.jpg
 
jd_quiet_guy said:
So -- was thinking about incorporating a theme of junk to be posted. I'm @ Blu's a lot, and love her cover charge. You're always welcome to post whatever you want - but let's keep it theme-oriented for a change. If it doesn't work, we'll scrap it. If it does work, we'll keep it. You can use pics, quotes, .gifs, don't really care, whatever inspires you...Sound good?

Ok...Theme for the next 24 hrs:

nature.

go.
Click to expand...
...and penguins. I like penguins. And snow.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/jodbro/image_zps6397e57f.jpg
 
A few quick ones...

It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
 
In the dark waters near the Pacific Ocean seafloor a hydromedusa waves enough tentacles to appear rather like its ancient Greek namesake, Medusa. Medusae, which bud asexually from bottom-dwelling polyps, are just one stage of this jellyfish’s life cycle. Males and females release sperm and eggs, which spawn freely in seawater and form new polyps to begin the cycle again.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8aacee90772375badfd14a3a50774dc/tumblr_mi62go8AMc1rmb4jgo1_500.jpg
 
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