Jenna Bush writes a book.

[Stella_Omega]

Jenna is unintelligent. Her father is also very unintelligent. They do not read books or write them! Woooo! She is a whore! He is dumb and ill-mannered!

*takes off his crazy liberal douche hat*

So, what's the book about?

Put your tinfoil conservative douche hat back on, Joe.
He is a crook, a murderer, a war criminal and a liar. Ill mannered isn't even in the ballpark.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Put your tinfoil conservative douche hat back on, Joe.
He is a crook, a murderer, a war criminal and a liar. Ill mannered isn't even in the ballpark.

*puts hat back on*

He is the devil and has come down from a DC-10 straight from Lord Xenu to plague us with Thetans... and this is all somehow relevant to a discussion about his daughter, who is a fraud and agent of the Illuminati, too intelligent-less to partake in literature! Wooooooo!

*takes hat back off*

So, a girl with AIDS? Could be good, I guess. I was wrong about Clinton's book--which I thought would not be a very good read, but was mad wrong.

 

[Stella_Omega]

*puts hat back on*

He is the devil and has come down from a DC-10 straight from Lord Xenu to plague us with Thetans... and this is all somehow relevant to a discussion about his daughter, who is a fraud and agent of the Illuminati, too intelligent-less to partake in literature! Wooooooo!

*takes hat back off*

So, a girl with AIDS? Could be good, I guess. I was wrong about Clinton's book--which I thought would not be a very good read, but was mad wrong.

We all pick and choose our pettinesses.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

We all pick and choose our pettinesses.

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!

Here honey, let me add another layer of Reynold's to your hat-- we'll have you happy again in no time flat. We know how upset you get each time you find out that your president is a fuckwad. We can't have that!

All right now? Feeling conservative again?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Here honey, let me add another layer of Reynold's to your hat-- we'll have you happy again in no time flat. We know how upset you get each time you find out that your president is a fuckwad. We can't have that!

All right now? Feeling conservative again?

He's not /my/ president. I didn't vote for him. But, if we can just willy nilly accuse people of possessive presidentness...

*hat back on*

How dare you allow your president to do these things, Stella. Its your president, afterall! You and your president, sheesh....!

WOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*hat off*

Gives me a headache... don'like'it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

He's not /my/ president. I didn't vote for him. But, if we can just willy nilly accuse people of possessive presidentness...

*hat back on*

How dare you allow your president to do these things, Stella. Its your president, afterall! You and your president, sheesh....!

WOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*hat off*

Gives me a headache... don'like'it.

http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/535full.jpg

I like this hat. Will you wear this one instead? its colorful and has a propeller.

 

[Stella_Omega]

http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/535full.jpg

I like this hat. Will you wear this one instead? its colorful and has a propeller.

Recommended by the Surgeon General.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Recommended by the Surgeon General.

Although first he had to run it past the White House staff before he could issue the recommendation

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Although first he had to run it past the White House staff before he could issue the recommendation

Condi likes it.

 

[elsol]

Maybe Amicus will have time to give us a rationally objective review.

 

[Edward Teach]

Here honey, let me add another layer of Reynold's to your hat-- we'll have you happy again in no time flat. We know how upset you get each time you find out that your president is a fuckwad. We can't have that!

All right now? Feeling conservative again?

All 'at shizzle sounds real phat
Have you thought about submitting g'at?

Stup Dity
for
Eddie

 

[Stella_Omega]

All 'at shizzle sounds real phat
Have you thought about submitting g'at?

Stup Dity
for
Eddie

What... wait a minute, what have you done with Eddie!

Eddie, are you in there, can you hear me? Don't worry we'll get you out of there! hang on buddy, help is coming...

Someone call 91111111, quick!

 

[Stup Dity]

What... wait a minute, what have you done with Eddie!

Eddie, are you in there, can you hear me? Don't worry we'll get you out of there! hang on buddy, help is coming...

Someone call 91111111, quick!

Eddie be okey dizzle
He jus call on me to do da rizzle

I appreciate the concern, though

Baby you da shizzle

 

[Stella_Omega]

Eddie be okey dizzle
He jus call on me to do da rizzle

I appreciate the concern, though

Baby you da shizzle

Oh-- that's all right, then.

can I get your autograph? It's for my baby sister.

 

[Stup Dity]

Oh-- that's all right, then.

can I get your autograph? It's for my baby sister.

X

 

[shereads]

YOu would get kind smiles, and not much more, I'm afraid.

Can you understand the sheer depth of anger and frustration so many people are feeling right now-- watching sons, daughters spouses die and kill for no good reason?

Watching that man spend the nation's money and veto a health bill that would help our chidren?

Call it petty if you wish. Jenna has had the fortune-- or misfortune-- of being born into a family that many people have come to detest. Far worse things have happened to children on occasion.

Someone gets it.

Thank you, Stella.

 

[S-Des]

Maybe Amicus will have time to give us a rationally objective review.

There's no time. Ann Coulter's new book is out and that is obviously the top priority.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There's no time. Ann Coulter's new book is out and that is obviously the top priority.

Rational, Objective, and Ann Coulter fit together so well in a sentence, don't they!

 

[amicus]

I did not read the book and probably will not. But I did see her briefly interviewed and she presented herself quite well.

Her mother read and edited the book in Manuscript form, he father read the galley proof's; both parents are very proud of their daughter.

Amicus...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I wanna know if Laura Bush is gonna be President after Hillary gets her turn?

 

[SlickTony]

Yet another book I probably won't get around to reading...

 

[SensualCealy]

Hmm... so it's okay to judge the children by the parents?

This is a wonderful day in my life!

Can we shoot the children of stupid people? I'd really like to take a preventive stance on second-generation stupidity.

You know what, I work in the school system and I know what doing drugs in the 60's and 70's has done to the children of today...take one look at the parents and you can see what 'some' of them will look like when they get older!

As the old saying goes, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree!
JMO C

 

[Guest]

You know what, I work in the school system and I know what doing drugs in the 60's and 70's has done to the children of today...take one look at the parents and you can see what 'some' of them will look like when they get older!

As the old saying goes, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree!
JMO C

I throw some of those apples back.

 

[Edward Teach]

I wanna know if Laura Bush is gonna be President after Hillary gets her turn?

We have Jeb, Marvin, Neil, and Dodo to go. There is still so much left for them to steal and so little time until the next generation takes over.