Just one Line.

[lovecraft68]

"Take a swing or take a walk, asshole, I have drinking to do."

 

[TadOverdon]

"Oh my God," Ethan croaked. "Evil woman. I'm scarred for life. Warning you now."

 

[Blind_Justice]

To all my fellow German countrymen: "STAY THE FUCK AT HOME! THE PANDEMIC IS NOT OVER!"

 

[PoisonPen33]

“Maybe don’t make your safeword ‘harder.’”

 

[Trionyx]

I do too, but we both agreed that we really had no long-term future together. Nothing earth shaking, no anger and certainly no kicked ribs.

 

[TadOverdon]

She lost herself in that place outside of time where passion sharpens all awareness while muffling the incessant hum of conscious thought.

 

[lovecraft68]

Caesar had it wrong, it should be vidi, vici, veni, I saw, I conquered, I came."

 

[born2rebellis]

Vanessa was clearly horny, Her cock-starved pussy appeared as if it were eating itself whilst I was fucking her asshole”

 

[Djmac1031]

From a new chapter in my series I'm writing. Self congratulatory, maybe, but I really like this line:

"Jenna turned back to me again, her eyes as fiery as her hair, with a grin like the Devil's Mistress."

 

[TadOverdon]

She threw one leg wide as a gymnast doing a side split and hooked the other ankle over his shoulder, actually resting her smooth heel on the base of his neck, pulling him toward her.

 

[Lifestyle66]

"‘Weaker sex, my ass!’ I had that whole room full of guys drooling over me … to see something a hundred other guys have seen at a nude resort.”

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

I was too busy trying to turn Claudia Schiffer back into Margaret Thatcher in my head.

 

[TadOverdon]

Her expression was so aggressively lascivious as to be goofball.

 

[TadOverdon]

He could predict with confidence what ten thousand people were likely to buy, but the mystery of a single human heart eluded him.

 

[TadOverdon]

Just one, uh, paragraph:

The parking lot across from Dulcinea's was less than half full. There was never a wait to be seated on Tuesdays, even late in the dinner hour. The low, sprawling concrete structure had lost a few more of its pink, faux-stucco panels since Lauren's last visit. A local artist's twelve-foot rusted steel sculpture of a droopy horseman, obviously modeled on Picasso's Quixote, stood its lonely watch amid the cacti and sparse ornamental shrubs in the small plaza out front, forever looking as if it might mistake a nearby crepe myrtle for a windmill.

 

[TadOverdon]

"All I wanna know is, if I kill the son of a bitch do I have to blind myself?"

I/T, obviously.

 

[TadOverdon]

"So, we're talking international acquisitions and mergers at a tapas place in the valley?"

"Hōseki's booked and Dubai is kind of a schlep anyway."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Damn. I really liked magenta when it existed. Half my lingerie was magenta. I guess I'll have to return it, right?"

- Jeanie (when she finds out that magenta has no wavelength and therefore doesn't really exist)

From 'Mike & Karen Ch. 28' (WIP)

 

[yowser]

'He says, "We should be good Catholics and confess before we commit another sin of fornication." '

 

[MrPixel]

... "Sheeeiiiiiiit. You assholes can't handle their kind."

 

[MrPixel]

"Why is it okay for us girls to 'do' each other, yet you guys won't even so much as hug with clothes on?"

 

[lovecraft68]

"Some people ooze sex, some people just ooze."

 

[Lifestyle66]

"So, thank you for your efforts and time to produce such a fun and enjoyable read."


Believe it or not, that was the end of a long comment, and worth at least twenty 1-bombs! Maybe I'll write and post more.

 

[Lifestyle66]

“When I took a bathroom break … I came out, and those two old guys looked so bored staring at the TV with their cocks in their hands. So I …”

 

[Lifestyle66]

“My husband wanted to join this sex club, so let’s get on with the tryouts.”