Just one Line.

Gonna break the rule again, with another multi-liner. Three and a half. I 'get through' my sex scenes by putting comedy in them:

"Nah... sucks to be a hen," I said, as I moved my head around to take Qian into my mouth.

"Oh, they're watching us!" Jasmine said.

"Mmph hmph?" I mumbled.

"Tsk, don't talk with your mouth full," Jasmine added.​
 
So I say five "Hail Marys" with my mouth over his cock, and he isn't happy with the result, says my mouth has to be moving up and down while I do it, and he has to hear me clearly and it takes several times before he is satisfied, and I had a hard time not laughing while taking his cock in and out. And as you might expect, it is not easy to talk when a cock is inside your mouth.
 
“So you are looking for advisory business?"

It was hard for me not to sound deflated.

Lily replied again in her sweet, mellifluous, almost innocent, voice.

"Oh, no. We are looking to fuck people for money. Didn't Emma explain?"

- Off The Shoulder
 
She looked beautiful lying there naked, as she looked at him with a half-smile on her face, knowing how much he adored her; if it wasn’t for the party later and the fact she’d just sucked him off, he’d be ravishing her on the spot.
 
Kind of cheating since this isn't on the site but I liked it so much I wanted to share anyways:

"A man, he thought, should be working on one of three things – his mind, his body, and his money. And above all that, the pursuit of pussy."
 
She would wear long floral or pastel dresses and skirts to work, and the way her hips moved whilst walking would set the Aeolian harps to a trembling quaver.
 
The Caputpederean Supreme Court was an impressive edifice. When God created the Universe, She planted some basic needs in all lifeforms. She made them need to eat and drink. She made them need to reproduce. She made them need to learn. She made them need to connect with others. And She made them need to build court houses in a monumental, Neoclassical style. Along with the vacuum speed of light, and the permittivity of free space, the use of pediments, entablatures and columns in judicial erections was a fundamental constant of Nature.

Caputpedes - A Tale of the Space Whores

PS I should probably explain this was for Geek Pride, hence the vocabulary.
 
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~ L'ventia, Old One of the Mists in Eldritch Pact
 
Here is one from a video game tie in novella I'm editing.

A wall of sound crashed into Kuun like a rogue wave when he stepped into the casino. Slot machines, cheering gamblers, clinking glasses, and laughter swirled around him like an auditory whirlwind.
 
“Oh, it just made me think of someone I know who told me she had to buy a second copy of Written on the Body by Jeanette Winterson because while reading it over and over she touched herself so often with the same finger she used to turn the pages that they started to curl from the wetness. Quite a ringing endorsement, that."
 
I'm about to repost CuckRoach along with its sequel. This might be the only piece I actually enjoyed writing. It has some hilarious lines.

There's no way in hell I'm allowing voting, though. :LOL:
Coward.

Be a man, allow the imbeciles to vote. You're faking your theory that "intelligent readers don't vote." Come on, man up, take your shit like the rest of us!
 
Why should I give them the only relief they have left, which is to bomb? And what does this have to do with my theory about intelligent people not tending to vote? Hmm, on second thought, intelligent people don't ask rhetorical questions either. In any case, if the rating falls below 3.5, the number of clicks may drop significantly and I still want to be read.
Wimp ;)
 
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