Just to let everyone...

[Cratchit]

on the playground know, i am running for mayor of lit..


ok, carry on

 

[Cratchit]

ummm ok then, no votes from this board, i see...

 

[virgin_not]

hmm..let's see show us your program/agenda first,maybe you'll get my vote

 

[charmed1]

hmm..let's see show us your program/agenda first,maybe you'll get my vote

Yeah. What's your platform?

 

[Cratchit]

i will fight for equal opportunity porn. porn where you can see demure playboy bush style to a woman, three midgets and a goat...if that's your thing.

the three strikes rule... if you are a dumbass on here three time in one day, you get the boot for a week. i will hire a board to help monitor that one.


all, the ho-ho's, twinkies, and licorce you can eat


and mean people on here will have to do my laundry, wash my car, etc.

 

[charmed1]

i will fight for equal opportunity porn. porn where you can see demure playboy bush style to a woman, three midgets and a goat...if that's your thing.

the three strikes rule... if you are a dumbass on here three time in one day, you get the boot for a week. i will hire a board to help monitor that one.


all, the ho-ho's, twinkies, and licorce you can eat


and mean people on here will have to do my laundry, wash my car, etc.

Alright then. You got my vote. When are the elections?

 

[Cratchit]

Alright then. You got my vote. When are the elections?

you know, oddly enough, i wasnt told when they were, hhhmmmm.... when i find out, i will be sure to pass it along

 

[charmed1]

you know, oddly enough, i wasnt told when they were, hhhmmmm.... when i find out, i will be sure to pass it along

Please do!

 

[Cratchit]

Please do!

course, maybe you'd like to be my campaign manager. although that would mean ALOT of late nights....


maybe even working too

 

[charmed1]

course, maybe you'd like to be my campaign manager. although that would mean ALOT of late nights....


maybe even working too

Wow! Campaign manager sounds fun and late nights are not a problem...

 

[Cratchit]

Wow! Campaign manager sounds fun and late nights are not a problem...

good...i will need you closeby at all times...and what are your qualifications??

 

[charmed1]

good...i will need you closeby at all times...and what are your qualifications??

Um...let's see...I have big boobs. How's that?

LOL

 

[Glynnis]

So, how long is the term in office if you are elected?

 

[Cratchit]

Um...let's see...I have big boobs. How's that?

LOL

well, how big of boobs are we talking here??

 

[Cratchit]

So, how long is the term in office if you are elected?

hhhmm, its either 6 days or 6 months, i will have to get back to you on that, i cant recall

 

[charmed1]

well, how big of boobs are we talking here??

Big enough....and that's all I'm saying about that.

 

[Glynnis]

i will fight for equal opportunity porn. porn where you can see demure playboy bush style to a woman, three midgets and a goat...if that's your thing.

the three strikes rule... if you are a dumbass on here three time in one day, you get the boot for a week. i will hire a board to help monitor that one.


all, the ho-ho's, twinkies, and licorce you can eat


and mean people on here will have to do my laundry, wash my car, etc.

I'm not sure that I could handle having to eat twinkies, ho-ho's or licorice for six days, so do you have any other campaign promises for those of us with more developed taste buds?

 

[Cratchit]

Big enough....and that's all I'm saying about that.

i might need evidence of these said big enough boobs, simply to see if you would fit into the campaign

 

[Cratchit]

I'm not sure that I could handle having to eat twinkies, ho-ho's or licorice for six days, so do you have any other campaign promises for those of us with more developed taste buds?

hhhmm, how about the juiciest steaks, all the seafood you can handle if that's your thing, perhaps some caviar for you as well. i will have my personal chef (which reminds me... hire personal chef) cook to your heart's desire

 

[Glynnis]

That sounds better. So who are you running against?

 

[Cratchit]

as of now i am unopposed so i like my odds *crossing my fingers*