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I hope everyone is having a good Saturday and that it is not only relaxing but that everyone has at least 2 orgasms today. The topic for today is masturbation...if you do it today you HAVE to tell the thread about it and what you did. Then if you came you have to describe how it felt and how wet/turned on you were...
 
I hope everyone is having a good Saturday and that it is not only relaxing but that everyone has at least 2 orgasms today. The topic for today is masturbation...if you do it today you HAVE to tell the thread about it and what you did. Then if you came you have to describe how it felt and how wet/turned on you were...

Sure thing Sexy man! I sure will report back :devil:and I may actually have more than 2 orgasms though if that is alright
 
I hope everyone is having a good Saturday and that it is not only relaxing but that everyone has at least 2 orgasms today. The topic for today is masturbation...if you do it today you HAVE to tell the thread about it and what you did. Then if you came you have to describe how it felt and how wet/turned on you were...

Ummm if we're starting that masturabation "challenge" effective as of 0001 hours this morning, well I've already surpassed 9x's thus far :eek:

So the first time was while I was on my couch listening to some very hot audio that I downloaded - mmm his voice damn so fucking sexy...esp given the fact that "he was in charge" ;) The best part, I was using a vibrator that is activated by music/audio...it was fucking intense to feel how his voice caused my vibe to errr umm vibe :eek: I ended up having 3 orgasms in less than 15 minutes...and I was DRENCHED.

The second time I played was in my bubblebath...2 wet slippery orgasms :devil:

The third time was again while I was on my couch, looking at some AmPics that I had saved to my pc, then downloaded to my iPhone (is that too naughty?!?! esp if they caused me to end up where I was on my back legs spread, hips bucking?!) haha and that was just 1 orgasm

Then I fell asleep woke up wet as could be and had to take care of myself, so I just allowed my hands to do some walking south to the valley between my legs :devil: and ummm damn yeah 4 orgasms in 25 minutes...

and now talking about it has gotten me horny again :devil:

C'mon GI_Joe... *Taking your hand, escorting you to the spanking thread for making me horny again* :D
 
Sure thing Sexy man! I sure will report back :devil:and I may actually have more than 2 orgasms though if that is alright

Having more than 2 is perfectly acceptable. I was just saying two for those of us that cannot cum 30 times in one day/night ;)
 
Ummm if we're starting that masturabation "challenge" effective as of 0001 hours this morning, well I've already surpassed 9x's thus far :eek:

So the first time was while I was on my couch listening to some very hot audio that I downloaded - mmm his voice damn so fucking sexy...esp given the fact that "he was in charge" ;) The best part, I was using a vibrator that is activated by music/audio...it was fucking intense to feel how his voice caused my vibe to errr umm vibe :eek: I ended up having 3 orgasms in less than 15 minutes...and I was DRENCHED.

The second time I played was in my bubblebath...2 wet slippery orgasms :devil:

The third time was again while I was on my couch, looking at some AmPics that I had saved to my pc, then downloaded to my iPhone (is that too naughty?!?! esp if they caused me to end up where I was on my back legs spread, hips bucking?!) haha and that was just 1 orgasm

Then I fell asleep woke up wet as could be and had to take care of myself, so I just allowed my hands to do some walking south to the valley between my legs :devil: and ummm damn yeah 4 orgasms in 25 minutes...

and now talking about it has gotten me horny again :devil:

C'mon GI_Joe... *Taking your hand, escorting you to the spanking thread for making me horny again* :D

Sounds to me that the audio you were listening to was very hot and sexy and seemed to be just what you needed :) As for the AMPics guy, does he know you have them on your IPhone or did you just put them there without his knowledge so that you could look at them whenever you wanted to get off? ;)

So many orgasms sweetie...I bet you were absolutely soaked and well, that is very hot ;)
 
Ummm if we're starting that masturabation "challenge" effective as of 0001 hours this morning, well I've already surpassed 9x's thus far :eek:

So the first time was while I was on my couch listening to some very hot audio that I downloaded - mmm his voice damn so fucking sexy...esp given the fact that "he was in charge" ;) The best part, I was using a vibrator that is activated by music/audio...it was fucking intense to feel how his voice caused my vibe to errr umm vibe :eek: I ended up having 3 orgasms in less than 15 minutes...and I was DRENCHED.

The second time I played was in my bubblebath...2 wet slippery orgasms :devil:

The third time was again while I was on my couch, looking at some AmPics that I had saved to my pc, then downloaded to my iPhone (is that too naughty?!?! esp if they caused me to end up where I was on my back legs spread, hips bucking?!) haha and that was just 1 orgasm

Then I fell asleep woke up wet as could be and had to take care of myself, so I just allowed my hands to do some walking south to the valley between my legs :devil: and ummm damn yeah 4 orgasms in 25 minutes...

and now talking about it has gotten me horny again :devil:

C'mon GI_Joe... *Taking your hand, escorting you to the spanking thread for making me horny again* :D

Wow SD well I think I need to get tips from you then lol I love when I wake up wet and cum then after I first wake up it is a invigorating feeling :devil:
 
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Wow SD well I think I need to get tips from you then lol I love when I wake up wet and cum then after I first wake up it is a invorating feeling :devil:

No kidding huh? I wish I could cum that many times in one day...it would be great :D
 
so to report back as Sexy GI man has requested...just a little while ago I sat and read a really steamy story where the girl was tied up and and taking by a strong sexy man and I got so worked up working my vibe in and out and rubing my clit and then just leaving my vibe in my already wet pussy let the vibe really take me to ohhh it felt sooo good then I looked at a very sexy man's body:devil: and came so hard that my toes curled under....so that was number one...Im going to work on two now mmmm thanks for this suggestion fine Sir!
 
No kidding huh? I wish I could cum that many times in one day...it would be great :D

yes it sure would! I can aspire to that or at least try to lol and DANG! just enjoy that profile pic.of yours..instant wet i tell ya instant wet! :devil::kiss:
 
How jealous am I that the topic of today was MASTURBATION.....
...... and I have been in the fucking car all damn day... :eek:

well at least I am safe and sound in VA and anxiously awaiting to get busy! :kiss:
 
Sounds to me that the audio you were listening to was very hot and sexy and seemed to be just what you needed :) As for the AMPics guy, does he know you have them on your IPhone or did you just put them there without his knowledge so that you could look at them whenever you wanted to get off? ;)

So many orgasms sweetie...I bet you were absolutely soaked and well, that is very hot ;)

Oh the audio was certainly HOT & his voice...mmm damn - I'm lucky enough this sexy stud made two audios for me :devil:! Hmmmm umm no I don't think the AmPic guy knows...but I also hope if he somehow found out about my confession that he wouldn't mind esp being that I've not reposted them :eek: but if he did find out well umm hopefully at the least he would only wanna spank my ass, esp if he knew that they get me off so much ;)

Wow SD well I think I need to get tips from you then lol I love when I wake up wet and cum then after I first wake up it is a invigorating feeling :devil:

LoL - not sure what to say to that ;)
 
Oh the audio was certainly HOT & his voice...mmm damn - I'm lucky enough this sexy stud made two audios for me :devil:! Hmmmm umm no I don't think the AmPic guy knows...but I also hope if he somehow found out about my confession that he wouldn't mind esp being that I've not reposted them :eek: but if he did find out well umm hopefully at the least he would only wanna spank my ass, esp if he knew that they get me off so much ;)



LoL - not sure what to say to that ;)

lol that is alright Im just very ....inspired I guess lol I wish I could get 9 orgasm into my day had two so far today..hoping to end the night with two or three more before I fall asleep
 
lol that is alright Im just very ....inspired I guess lol I wish I could get 9 orgasm into my day had two so far today..hoping to end the night with two or three more before I fall asleep

As one guy has told me "you get so excited" - lol I dunno, it might be just a super rush of hormones ;) Kinda hesitant to say 9 is on the low end for me :eek:
 
Well, I think today's topic is getting off to a fine start (hahaha, no pun intended). It is nice to hear all of you girls taking care of yourselves and really enjoying what you are doing. ;) Please keep it up and let's hear some more ;)
 
How jealous am I that the topic of today was MASTURBATION.....
...... and I have been in the fucking car all damn day... :eek:

well at least I am safe and sound in VA and anxiously awaiting to get busy! :kiss:

Too bad you have been in a fucking car all day. If you were in MY car I would want to watch you masturbate while we were driving :devil: Maybe you would let my fingers do the walking and help you get off? ;)
 
ahhh soo just figured Id share O #2 & #3 and this time I let my fingers do the work....I was still quite moist from my last two sessions and god they felt soooo freaking good...that my fingers slid right in....and I rubbed my g-spot really good that I actually screamed a little louder than I normally do I was that turned on..then I left my fingers in and pumped and rubbed my clit while I imagined a very sexy man licking it and oh my god I ozzed and was still dripping after I came god I felt sooo freaking good what a great afternoon! I think Im going to go for number 4 by nights end
 
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..then I left my fingers in and pumped and rubbed my clit while I imagined a very sexy man licking it and oh my god I ozzed and was still dripping after I came god I felt sooo freaking good what a great afternoon! I think Im going to go for number 4 by nights end



Wonder what sexy man you were thinking of ? :p
 
all these Os this afternoon and evening has really been good...it is a darn shame I don't have a sexy man to cuddle with now that it is FREEZING right now in my bedroom but I think Ill get on my #4 while Im bundled up under my blankets that will get me warmer...Thanks GI hun for this fine topic ;) I hope you enjoyed my reporting and btw the new profile pic kept my panties very wet...just sayin :devil:
 
I have no time to play today. What with working my first long shift of the week and then coming home to make dinner. I hope after the kid goes to sleep I can tend to me and hubby!!!!
 
I have no time to play today. What with working my first long shift of the week and then coming home to make dinner. I hope after the kid goes to sleep I can tend to me and hubby!!!!



If it was up to me, life would be all "take out" and no kitchen time. :D

Tell me, how much time does prepping, cooking and cleaning up afterwards cut into people's sex lives ??
 
Damn Kellie! Thank you for writing everything that you have been doing today. It is not only very hot and sexy to read, but very very erotic too knowing that you are pleasuring yourself while thinking of some sexy guy. ;) I hope that you continue with your manipulations and that they bring you a couple more hard and heavy orgasms ;)
 
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