Just your average Joe

Wonder what sexy man you were thinking of ? :p

If it was up to me, life would be all "take out" and no kitchen time. :D

Tell me, how much time does prepping, cooking and cleaning up afterwards cut into people's sex lives ??

I dunno who she was thinking about, I have my own ideas but I would never say that on the board.

And I don't think it takes up too much time out of a sex life unless all you do every night is fuck from dusk til dawn. :)
 
Big baking powder bisucit with butter and greengage jam, shredded hash browns and a slice of ham with a nice hot cup of Joe,

What is greengage jam? The rest sounds delicious except for the hot cup of Joe since I am not a big coffee drinker. I don't have to make this for you nude do I? ;)

I have no time to play today. What with working my first long shift of the week and then coming home to make dinner. I hope after the kid goes to sleep I can tend to me and hubby!!!!

I hope you get some alone time with your man tonight. I think that having time with your spouse is very important. I try to get on here as often as I can, but my wife and kids come first...well, my wife always cums first :devil:
 
Damn Kellie! Thank you for writing everything that you have been doing today. It is not only very hot and sexy to read, but very very erotic too knowing that you are pleasuring yourself while thinking of some sexy guy. ;) I hope that you continue with your manipulations and that they bring you a couple more hard and heavy orgasms ;)

Mmmmmm most welcome GI sweetie Thank you for the encouragement and inspiration and just to tell you..... the sexy guy...... if you look in the mirror you'll see exactly the sexy guy I was imagining ;):devil: now to work on #4 sleep well all. Good nite report back tomorrow for sure
 
Mmmmmm most welcome GI sweetie Thank you for the encouragement and inspiration and just to tell you..... the sexy guy...... if you look in the mirror you'll see exactly the sexy guy I was imagining ;):devil: now to work on #4 sleep well all. Good nite report back tomorrow for sure

Awww, I wasn't going to say anything about that cuz I didn't want to sound stupid, but I had an idea since you posted it on my thread :kiss:
 
Joe! It's Saturday! YaY!

My weekend has officially arrived! *S*

Hope Your day was awesome, darlin! *hugs*
 
If it was up to me, life would be all "take out" and no kitchen time. :D

Tell me, how much time does prepping, cooking and cleaning up afterwards cut into people's sex lives ??
I like the prepping and cooking. I like to actual save my money not spend it on yucky take out when I can make better from scratch.
 
What is greengage jam? The rest sounds delicious except for the hot cup of Joe since I am not a big coffee drinker. I don't have to make this for you nude do I? ;)



I hope you get some alone time with your man tonight. I think that having time with your spouse is very important. I try to get on here as often as I can, but my wife and kids come first...well, my wife always cums first :devil:
It is a jam they used to have at the chain here. I think it was made from plums. They served it with amazing biscuits. Done away with both as they went upmarket except for their awesome burgers and hot turkey sandwich's.
 
What is greengage jam? The rest sounds delicious except for the hot cup of Joe since I am not a big coffee drinker. I don't have to make this for you nude do I? ;)



I hope you get some alone time with your man tonight. I think that having time with your spouse is very important. I try to get on here as often as I can, but my wife and kids come first...well, my wife always cums first :devil:
Oh yes will get some time after the hockey game is finished. I don't start work until afternoon tomorrow so we have the morning too.
 
Joe! It's Saturday! YaY!

My weekend has officially arrived! *S*

Hope Your day was awesome, darlin! *hugs*

My day was going great all up until about 30 minutes ago when I got sick and yacked in the bathroom. I know, TMI but still...my stomach is still spasming :(
 
Oh yes will get some time after the hockey game is finished. I don't start work until afternoon tomorrow so we have the morning too.

oh now that sounds like fun :) I hope you plan on getting downright naughty with him :devil:
 
My day was going great all up until about 30 minutes ago when I got sick and yacked in the bathroom. I know, TMI but still...my stomach is still spasming :(

Oh, ACK!

So sorry to hear that, sweets! I've had a flu/cold for the past 2 weeks, so - I feel Your pain! :(

Rest. Liquids! Nurses orders! ;)
 
Oh, ACK!

So sorry to hear that, sweets! I've had a flu/cold for the past 2 weeks, so - I feel Your pain! :(

Rest. Liquids! Nurses orders! ;)

I think I just ate something that was too rich for me. I have had such a bland diet for so long that anything rich is bound to upset my stomach. But, if you want me to I will rest...especially since you are a nurse and I trust what nurses say :)
 
I think I just ate something that was too rich for me. I have had such a bland diet for so long that anything rich is bound to upset my stomach. But, if you want me to I will rest...especially since you are a nurse and I trust what nurses say :)

Oh, erm... I'm not a *real* nurse, Joe!

I just play one on Lit! ;)

But, the uniforms are supa sexi! *grins*
 
My day was going great all up until about 30 minutes ago when I got sick and yacked in the bathroom. I know, TMI but still...my stomach is still spasming :(
Oh no. Take some flat Sprite or 7 Up. I hope you feel better soon.
 
Oh, erm... I'm not a *real* nurse, Joe!

I just play one on Lit! ;)

But, the uniforms are supa sexi! *grins*
My hubby had a crush on Nurse Dixie on Emergency. He loved her white uniform and starched white hat. The unfirom made her tits even more perky for a teenaged boy lol.
 
My hubby had a crush on Nurse Dixie on Emergency. He loved her white uniform and starched white hat. The unfirom made her tits even more perky for a teenaged boy lol.

OMG! I LOVED Emergency! John Gage was my imaginary boyfriend when I was like - 7! *laughs*
 
OMG! I LOVED Emergency! John Gage was my imaginary boyfriend when I was like - 7! *laughs*
Emmmm John was hot. He was at the next table to us when I was like 18 when we visited Hawaii. I also had a mad crush on Doctor Kelly Brackett.
 
Emmmm John was hot. He was at the next table to us when I was like 18 when we visited Hawaii. I also had a mad crush on Doctor Kelly Brackett.

*sigh*

I also, love - LOVED - Battlestar Gallactica! *laughs*

And, my other Imaginary Boyfriend was Richard Hatch! *swoons*

Then of course, there was The Hardy Boys and Shaun Cassidy! YuM!

Thanks for bringing back those memories; they're totally making me smile! *S*
 
*sigh*

I also, love - LOVED - Battlestar Gallactica! *laughs*

And, my other Imaginary Boyfriend was Richard Hatch! *swoons*

Then of course, there was The Hardy Boys and Shaun Cassidy! YuM!

Thanks for bringing back those memories; they're totally making me smile! *S*
I was more into David Cassidy then Shaun. Also Sam Elliot, he has been my main crush since the 1970's when I saw him in two short run series. Then when I saw him as a lifeguard in LIFEGUARD with skimpy bathing suit well yummy yummy lol.
 
I was more into David Cassidy then Shaun. Also Sam Elliot, he has been my main crush since the 1970's when I saw him in two short run series. Then when I saw him as a lifeguard in LIFEGUARD with skimpy bathing suit well yummy yummy lol.

Be still my heart; Sam Elliot is the MAN! ;)

His voice makes me instamoist! No word of a lie! *laughs*
 
Everytime the truck ad is on with Sam's voice my daughter yells to me that my bf is on tv again lol.

He seriously needs to start a 1-900 operation; I'd be dialing His digits all day long! I'd be broke, but oh-so happy! *laughs*
 
My day was going great all up until about 30 minutes ago when I got sick and yacked in the bathroom. I know, TMI but still...my stomach is still spasming :(

Awww ((Hugs)) I'm sorry that you're not feeling well, hmmm are you yacking on behalf of a preggie wife??? :D

Feel better soon hun, btw one of the best things you can drink to calm an upset stomach is 100% grape juice - but I would give it a day or so and in the meantime (if you can stomach it...no pun intended) drink some gatorade to combat any dehydration.
 
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