Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[wilderness]

Happy and healthy new year to you and yours! Thanks for not posting oddly. You look well.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have made the decision this year to simply vote for the most physically attractive candidate. I figure that I will be screwed over anyway, so why not enjoy it. BTW, Justa, I'm thinking of writing you in on every race.

haha, how did that go? Who is most attractive, Trump or Biden, yeah, I don't know. It is hard. The age is a problem for me. I think I just have to stay out of the 70 and up range. It is just too weird.

And alas, it appears I didn't have enough write ins.

OMFG!

Sweet!!!

thanks.

Look forward to this day of the week every week. No matter how many times I see them, I just want more. Your breasts are breathtaking every time.

Well thank you. you are too kind.

Wow...amazing pictures and a great thread. You definitely have a new fan!

thanks. fair warning, I vacate my thread from time to time.

Enjoying the Tuesday tits... always amazing

thank you.

Hey Justa, in that last pick. Are you holding up for me to kiss, lick, suck, and bite on it? Beautiful titties any way!

haha, well thanks. Sometimes I just like to get an idea of what they would look like if they were back up there.

Catching up on a Wednesday here ... but tits (especially yours) are welcome any day of the week!

If I was American, I'd vote for them to get to the White House - good enough to replace the other tit that's already there (only my opinion and I acknowledge this may differ to others!)

thanks.
though we might have enough boobs in the White House.

If 71° is "cold" (hahaha) enough to produce pokey nips like the first pic, then bring on the cold. (it snowed here Friday, Sunday and Monday).

haha. no no snow. and yes, I get chilly easily. if you want me walking around nude, it has to be at least 75.

Mmmm, tits. Let me check the exit poll. Yes, definitely tits. Nice Rach.

Well thanks. It has been a while since they have been featured with a poll.

So inviting.... Beautiful.

thank you.

Thank you for your glorious breasts

thank you.

Love the new profile pic. You look beautiful as ever.

it is an older one actually, I just needed something to get rid of the creepy and there was nothing that called to me.

You ......are .....amazing. Kind , generous, super sweet and a prize for everyone that finds your little white box thread that U share yourself in. Kudos

Thank U

aww thanks, but shhh, don't say that too loud. I try to maintain a reputation as being a bit harsh.

A small bump back to page one

Hey you have to play to be featured on page 1.

Damn woman, I think I seem at least 200-300 pics of you just now and all I can say is WOW! You are a beautiful woman and listening to a couple of your videos, very wet! I love that in a woman. You kept me at the edge of my seat as well on the edge of just plain cumming in my pants. Let say in the end, You are a woman of many a mans' dreams, and a wet one at that!

Thank you and please keep posting.

well thanks, you are too kind. I may be featured in a few nightmares too.

well, you know you will die.....but what a way to go!

haha. manners of death to look forward too.

Good lord

well, I am not sure if the lord is all hanging out in lit, but it is fun to imagine.

Love how wet you are, the glistening lips are so sexy!

well thank you.

Perhaps Tuesday Tits will bring her back. I suppose I could perve on last week's tits. Hope all is well in Bumblefuck

maybe one of these todays. things are starting to calm down.

I am giving this thread a gentle bump

thanks.

I hope you are as ETA comes your way!

I was, am, and always fine luckily.

Hopefully the rain over fast. Here in Sarasota we got pounded with rain and not in a fun way.

honestly, I don't even remember.

Just popping in to let the lady know she is missed...

thanks. very nice of you.

 

[saustin5432]

haha, how did that go? Who is most attractive, Trump or Biden, yeah, I don't know. It is hard. The age is a problem for me. I think I just have to stay out of the 70 and up range. It is just too weird.

And alas, it appears I didn't have enough write ins.



thanks.



Well thank you. you are too kind.


thanks. fair warning, I vacate my thread from time to time.



thank you.



haha, well thanks. Sometimes I just like to get an idea of what they would look like if they were back up there.



thanks.
though we might have enough boobs in the White House.



haha. no no snow. and yes, I get chilly easily. if you want me walking around nude, it has to be at least 75.




Well thanks. It has been a while since they have been featured with a poll.



thank you.


thank you.



it is an older one actually, I just needed something to get rid of the creepy and there was nothing that called to me.



aww thanks, but shhh, don't say that too loud. I try to maintain a reputation as being a bit harsh.


Hey you have to play to be featured on page 1.



well thanks, you are too kind. I may be featured in a few nightmares too.



haha. manners of death to look forward too.


well, I am not sure if the lord is all hanging out in lit, but it is fun to imagine.


well thank you.



maybe one of these todays. things are starting to calm down.


thanks.


I was, am, and always fine luckily.


honestly, I don't even remember.


thanks. very nice of you.

This may be the most impressive use of multi-quote I've ever seen.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Those breasts.

(Bites knuckle )

yeah, they are rather all in your face kind of breasts

Bump for the incredibly hot and sexy.

Justadesperatewifeandmom

thanks

Just a bump for this amazing thread by the amazing Justa.

ahh, y'all were missing pointless nudity and rambling.

Leaving the sexy lady a few

well thank you.

Missing this crazy lady like I never thought I would!!

Hope she is safe and well and returns to delight us soon xx

I always turn up eventually. delight, not sure.

A dozen

For Justadesperatewifeandmom

well thank you.

There is something so super sexy about those titties in that dress!!!!

well thanks. dresses are rarely seen outside of my house though.

Miss you Rach. Hope you're back soon.

I think I may be getting there.

Let me be the first to say I hope it is hot, moist, tastey, and well stuffed.

The turkey, that is.

Gobble, gobble!

haha. no better way to put holiday wishes than in a pervy way.

Sending the lady some good wishes.. hope things are good in East Bumblefuck....

thanks, and well they are ok, the idiots are out in full force, being dumber than usual but it happens

Monday's are just not the same these days...

maybe I will get some time to make some poorly thought out and badly filmed movies soon,

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your fans
Are missing U

Their words are
kind and true
And written
Just for U

Personally , I hoping you are writing , something , anything actually . You have a gift for the written word.

well thank you. I have only been writing if you consider the occasional facebook neighborhood group snark. I can take the difference of opinion, but the constant debasement of things like elementary level arithmetic and basically literacy skills has been hard to witness.

thank you.

I hope you are staying safe. I love your beautiful body and would love to have you warming me up here in Canada.

XO

well thanks. Always know that I am fine.

Just a bump for Justa

thank you.

thank you

Bump

thank you

Marry Christmas Justadesperatewifeandmom

thanks. it was a decent christmas

Justadesperatewifeandmom wherever you are I hope that you are happy

Happy enough.

I still don't understand how Scoreland hasn't snapped Justa up and captured her sexy shape in living color!?

what is scoreland? nts google.

The first picture is instant stiffy time. Thanks from a newcomer to Literotica!

well thanks. I do feel a bit of satisfaction every time I manage to generate an erection. like the feeling of a job done well, or at least well enough.

Merry Christmas Justa
Hope you have a safe and happy holiday season.

thanks, I hope yours was good as well.

Happy holidays Justadesperatewifeandmom

thank you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just got to get to know Rach and I loved her sense of humor. And, of course, her smoking hot body. Of course everyone has the right to come and go as they please, but in this day and age you can't help but wonder if everything is ok. I sure hope so and if you're reading this Rach.

Hope you had a great Christmas and have a Happy New Year

ah thanks. My smart ass sense of humor came first too.

Indeed, Justa's sudden disappearance gives cause for concern. Hope everything is well and just that for some personal reason she can't log in ... definitely hope she hasn't got that f**king virus!!

I promise, I am always fine. I am just one of those people who just can get really focused on her to do list, and it is long this time of year.

Happy new year Rachel

fingers crossed, it is a good one.

Happy New Year Justa

Hope 2021 is a better year than 2020 was.

I hope so, but so far internet news isn't looking too good.

Hey Rach, good to hear from you/see your magnificent mams. Glad all is well and looking forward to you being "back."

thanks. maybe I will actually get around to getting naked too.

Rachel you have magnificent breasts

Well thanks. yeah, they do have that kind of in your face way about them.

Good to hear from you, knew you were just busy due to the time of year. Still, always a pleasure to hear from you and of course seeing your magnificent breasts is a great way to end my evening. Look forward to when you have time to return.

thanks. the holidays are a busy time for many, aren't they

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, sexy

Great to hear from you. Happy New Year.

I can only stay silent so long.

So pleased you are OK

Was there any doubt?

Welcome almost back Rach. Good to hear that everything is ok.

thank you. It always is, I accept no other way lol.

Wonderful to know that everything is OK and that the beautiful lady from East Bumblefuck just took a break for the holidays. Good news to start the year off. Happy New Year sexy lady.

well thanks. I don't know if break is the word I'd use, I was really busy lol.

Great to know you are ok, happy new year and cum back when you can gorgeous lady

hum, that is an idea. more cumming is so on the resolution to do list.

a quick lazy picture of my tits

Just to see hear from you is a real treat to me, although I get a little punch drunk from the plethora of endless tits on this site, there is still a special place in my psychic for your embonpoints.

I am glad to hear it. luckily I know there will never be a shortage of tits.

Love the pic and the AV. Happy holidays to you as well darling.

thank you.

Happy New Year, friend Justa.

hoping for a good one.

So pleased to hear you're OK! Love your tits as always

Happy New Year and all that - here's hoping 2021 is not a complete fuck up like 2020!

Take care and wrap up warm - wouldn't want anything untoward to happen to you and your luscious body

well thank you. so far it is looking like a complete cluster fuck, but what can you do.

Good to see you Justa. Happy New Year

nice to see you too Tan.

Happy new year!!!

thanks.

And just like that all is right in the Literotica forum world again. Glad you are well.

haha. Hopefully I get back in the full swing of things soon.

Hope your holidays were great. Look forward to your return!!

thank you. I hope yours were good too.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Justa!

thanks.

Happy and healthy new year to you and yours! Thanks for not posting oddly. You look well.

thank you. pretty sure I usually post at least someone oddly, I am just that kind of girl.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This may be the most impressive use of multi-quote I've ever seen.

haha. things I learned today. I am good at watching porn and multi-quoting. Well, we all have some skill.

 

[johnny_b992]

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Thanksgiving yada yada. Yes, I am fine, just super busy and focused on holidays and end of year work. I am not back yet, but when I am, I will catch up. Just wanted to stop in to wish everyone the best, and eh here is a quick lazy picture of my tits because it seems so odd to come here and not post something.




So yeah, I hope all of your bells were well jingled, and the new year brings you lots of orgasms and a winning lottery ticket or some shit.

Welcome partially back. Hope you had a wonderful holiday season too. Always look forward to you fantastic (and sometimes daring - Cube Boob anyone?) pictures..

Hope to see more of you soon, once the crazy settles down.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

thanks.
though we might have enough boobs in the White House.

I always turn up eventually. delight, not sure.

I promise, I am always fine. I am just one of those people who just can get really focused on her to do list, and it is long this time of year.

I've admired your multi-post skills so I thought I'd try both multi-post and editing ... basically just to cut out any replies other than those to my posts!

Definitely missed you for more reasons than just the awesome tits and cute ass and so pleased you were only busy playing catch up with your "To Do" list rather than it being anything more serious.

Anyway, enough of my rambling on your rambling thread ... Happy New Year and I hope to see a lot more of you throughout 2021 (A daily look at your previously mentioned tits would be a great help for getting through this C...d thing!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Welcome partially back. Hope you had a wonderful holiday season too. Always look forward to you fantastic (and sometimes daring - Cube Boob anyone?) pictures..

Hope to see more of you soon, once the crazy settles down.

I can promise more and sometimes daring, but no promises on fantastic.

I've admired your multi-post skills so I thought I'd try both multi-post and editing ... basically just to cut out any replies other than those to my posts!

Definitely missed you for more reasons than just the awesome tits and cute ass and so pleased you were only busy playing catch up with your "To Do" list rather than it being anything more serious.

Anyway, enough of my rambling on your rambling thread ... Happy New Year and I hope to see a lot more of you throughout 2021 (A daily look at your previously mentioned tits would be a great help for getting through this C...d thing!

Well, was it easier or harder than it looked?

yes, Never worry about me, just out living life. And I am sure I will be around some in 2021.

 

[hairball18]

I can promise more and sometimes daring, but no promises on fantastic.



Well, was it easier or harder than it looked?

yes, Never worry about me, just out living life. And I am sure I will be around some in 2021.

It is good to see you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well happy friday. I have been gone like 2 months, which means you've missed 4 manicures. Thus, I will catch you up. And no, there will not be any raunchy pictures involved.

You all are smart men, with some life experience under your belt. Thus I assume you have realized if you want to hang with naked chicks, there are two paths. Either pay them or listen to what they have to say until clothes come off. I am a poor value to money, all overpriced, temperamental, and glitchy, thus you are stuck listening to things you really don't give a happy rats ass about if you want my clothing off. The things men must do.

so:
Mid November. Challenge was pick a letter. I picked L. Started with a polish in a limoncello. Added a liquid silver lined lacey artwork type thing, L shape blocking, leaves with hints of lavender, lime, and light rain. then some glitter and luster dust.



Then there was early December, challenge was Ombre or gradient. Didn't turn out as well as I had hoped, but that is often the case, good enough.



Then Christmas nails. Challenge was holiday treats. I bake Christmas cookies with the kid. I suck at decorating Christmas cookies though, so I focus on candy canes, christmas trees, stars, and snowflakes, because I can dye the dough, then just do stripes, dips, or flood fill, which are the only things I can kind of do. Then kid tosses some sprinkles or colored sugar on top. so candy cane lines, something like a flood fill, then tossed some shiny snowflakes on top. I do love shifty holographic polishes.



and current. Challenge was dots. I probably went a too far but I am just that kind of too much person. I really wanted to do stripes and pin wheel, then the new challenge was shared so I added dots. I had fun, well with the left hand anyway. The free hand dots were a real challenge using my left hand. And of course, shift holographic polish, because I like it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well Again it is Friday. The day I do must best to do as little as possible. There will be boobies, but first I want to discuss a serious issue, Gender equality. It has come so far in the past 40 years, sometimes I don’t even recognize it and sometimes I am shocked. There is one aspect that hasn’t changed a bit, and damn it, the time has come for change.

So in todays gifs, you will see one of my what not to wear pieces of attire is a frumpy cardigan. You may have noticed it is a men’s cardigan. And yes, I bought it for me. All I wanted was a warm sweater with buttons and pockets. Go to a favorite store website, search, filter to women’s, sort by price. Not warm, no buttons, no pockets. Thought I saw one, turns out the pockets were fake, just decorative. Finally spot one on clearance for $60 and only available in a small. Fine, switch filter to men’s. First one for $17 works. They were all warm, they all had buttons, they all had pockets.

This gender inequality in pockets is not limited to sweaters. It is in everything. From our blazers to our jeans. Yes, our jeans have pockets, but they aren’t equal. They are cut weird and smaller. Men’s jeans have large, deep pockets. My entire life, I have been handing men my credit cards, license, and what not to keep in their pockets because my pockets just aren’t functional. Then I want something, but don’t want to interrupt their conversation, didn’t pay attention to which pocket they put my things in to, so now I am all groping all of their pockets, to find my stuff, to go fishing, to get my stuff. And what happens in a darker crowded place, where I might be a little tipsy, and someone of a similar build is standing in front of me. Yes, now I might be groping some unfortunate strange dude’s pockets.

This is just unacceptable in this era. I demand equal pockets. We all need to stop, collaborate, and listen. We need to formulate a plan. We need to storm stores and show them what real pockets look like, and demand them for women everywhere.

Anyway, silly office boobs.





Fyi,

I am not serious, do not show your pockets to random store clerks.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets, know I totally intended that.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets while you are singing Ice Ice Baby in your head, know I can be just a little bit cruel.

If you are still singing Ice Ice Baby in your head an hour from now. Hahahahah.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It is good to see you.

thank you. it is nice to find some time to enjoy it here.

 

[hairball18]

thank you. it is nice to find some time to enjoy it here.

I am certainly glad you did with your office boobs.

 

[oldnotdead47]

Well Again it is Friday. The day I do must best to do as little as possible. There will be boobies, but first I want to discuss a serious issue, Gender equality. It has come so far in the past 40 years, sometimes I don’t even recognize it and sometimes I am shocked. There is one aspect that hasn’t changed a bit, and damn it, the time has come for change.

So in todays gifs, you will see one of my what not to wear pieces of attire is a frumpy cardigan. You may have noticed it is a men’s cardigan. And yes, I bought it for me. All I wanted was a warm sweater with buttons and pockets. Go to a favorite store website, search, filter to women’s, sort by price. Not warm, no buttons, no pockets. Thought I saw one, turns out the pockets were fake, just decorative. Finally spot one on clearance for $60 and only available in a small. Fine, switch filter to men’s. First one for $17 works. They were all warm, they all had buttons, they all had pockets.

This gender inequality in pockets is not limited to sweaters. It is in everything. From our blazers to our jeans. Yes, our jeans have pockets, but they aren’t equal. They are cut weird and smaller. Men’s jeans have large, deep pockets. My entire life, I have been handing men my credit cards, license, and what not to keep in their pockets because my pockets just aren’t functional. Then I want something, but don’t want to interrupt their conversation, didn’t pay attention to which pocket they put my things in to, so now I am all groping all of their pockets, to find my stuff, to go fishing, to get my stuff. And what happens in a darker crowded place, where I might be a little tipsy, and someone of a similar build is standing in front of me. Yes, now I might be groping some unfortunate strange dude’s pockets.

This is just unacceptable in this era. I demand equal pockets. We all need to stop, collaborate, and listen. We need to formulate a plan. We need to storm stores and show them what real pockets look like, and demand them for women everywhere.

Anyway, silly office boobs.


Fyi,

I am not serious, do not show your pockets to random store clerks.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets, know I totally intended that.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets while you are singing Ice Ice Baby in your head, know I can be just a little bit cruel.

If you are still singing Ice Ice Baby in your head an hour from now. Hahahahah.

Hey Rach. I missed you and am glad you're back. I was wondering what I'd do if YOU started groping my pockets. Is that close enough? I never fully understood why women liked men with deep pockets. Now I know. This thread is so educational.

 

[Joxlrg]

Do you realize that when I am singing Ice Ice Baby that the rhythm goes perfectly with your swaying boobs???

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am certainly glad you did with your office boobs.

What better to do with a Friday in the office.

Hey Rach. I missed you and am glad you're back. I was wondering what I'd do if YOU started groping my pockets. Is that close enough? I never fully understood why women liked men with deep pockets. Now I know. This thread is so educational.

glad to be back. yeah, close enough. haha, oh yes, life is even better if I can keep a lipstick in your pocket.

Do you realize that when I am singing Ice Ice Baby that the rhythm goes perfectly with your swaying boobs???

haha, I'd so like to take credit for that, but it was unintentional.

 

[Tractorman999]

Well Again it is Friday. The day I do must best to do as little as possible. There will be boobies, but first I want to discuss a serious issue, Gender equality. It has come so far in the past 40 years, sometimes I don’t even recognize it and sometimes I am shocked. There is one aspect that hasn’t changed a bit, and damn it, the time has come for change.

So in todays gifs, you will see one of my what not to wear pieces of attire is a frumpy cardigan. You may have noticed it is a men’s cardigan. And yes, I bought it for me. All I wanted was a warm sweater with buttons and pockets. Go to a favorite store website, search, filter to women’s, sort by price. Not warm, no buttons, no pockets. Thought I saw one, turns out the pockets were fake, just decorative. Finally spot one on clearance for $60 and only available in a small. Fine, switch filter to men’s. First one for $17 works. They were all warm, they all had buttons, they all had pockets.

This gender inequality in pockets is not limited to sweaters. It is in everything. From our blazers to our jeans. Yes, our jeans have pockets, but they aren’t equal. They are cut weird and smaller. Men’s jeans have large, deep pockets. My entire life, I have been handing men my credit cards, license, and what not to keep in their pockets because my pockets just aren’t functional. Then I want something, but don’t want to interrupt their conversation, didn’t pay attention to which pocket they put my things in to, so now I am all groping all of their pockets, to find my stuff, to go fishing, to get my stuff. And what happens in a darker crowded place, where I might be a little tipsy, and someone of a similar build is standing in front of me. Yes, now I might be groping some unfortunate strange dude’s pockets.

This is just unacceptable in this era. I demand equal pockets. We all need to stop, collaborate, and listen. We need to formulate a plan. We need to storm stores and show them what real pockets look like, and demand them for women everywhere.

Anyway, silly office boobs.





Fyi,

I am not serious, do not show your pockets to random store clerks.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets, know I totally intended that.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets while you are singing Ice Ice Baby in your head, know I can be just a little bit cruel.

If you are still singing Ice Ice Baby in your head an hour from now. Hahahahah.

damm wish you worked in my office, you are more that welcome to try out my pockets anytime you like

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

damm wish you worked in my office, you are more that welcome to try out my pockets anytime you like

It really isn't exciting, but it isn't a bad office. And thank you, it is nice to know I have friends willing to lend me pockets.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well Again it is Friday. The day I do must best to do as little as possible. There will be boobies, but first I want to discuss a serious issue, Gender equality. It has come so far in the past 40 years, sometimes I don’t even recognize it and sometimes I am shocked. There is one aspect that hasn’t changed a bit, and damn it, the time has come for change.

So in todays gifs, you will see one of my what not to wear pieces of attire is a frumpy cardigan. You may have noticed it is a men’s cardigan. And yes, I bought it for me. All I wanted was a warm sweater with buttons and pockets. Go to a favorite store website, search, filter to women’s, sort by price. Not warm, no buttons, no pockets. Thought I saw one, turns out the pockets were fake, just decorative. Finally spot one on clearance for $60 and only available in a small. Fine, switch filter to men’s. First one for $17 works. They were all warm, they all had buttons, they all had pockets.

This gender inequality in pockets is not limited to sweaters. It is in everything. From our blazers to our jeans. Yes, our jeans have pockets, but they aren’t equal. They are cut weird and smaller. Men’s jeans have large, deep pockets. My entire life, I have been handing men my credit cards, license, and what not to keep in their pockets because my pockets just aren’t functional. Then I want something, but don’t want to interrupt their conversation, didn’t pay attention to which pocket they put my things in to, so now I am all groping all of their pockets, to find my stuff, to go fishing, to get my stuff. And what happens in a darker crowded place, where I might be a little tipsy, and someone of a similar build is standing in front of me. Yes, now I might be groping some unfortunate strange dude’s pockets.

This is just unacceptable in this era. I demand equal pockets. We all need to stop, collaborate, and listen. We need to formulate a plan. We need to storm stores and show them what real pockets look like, and demand them for women everywhere.

Anyway, silly office boobs.





Fyi,

I am not serious, do not show your pockets to random store clerks.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets, know I totally intended that.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets while you are singing Ice Ice Baby in your head, know I can be just a little bit cruel.

If you are still singing Ice Ice Baby in your head an hour from now. Hahahahah.

You're absolutely right, the pockets for women just either don't exist or don't compare to the pockets for men. It's like they think women don't want anything in their pockets. Whomever 'they' are.

On the other side of things, I have definitely missed your words, nails and most of course your amazing breasts.
Yes, I can sit through all the things you talk about and listen to it very well (or read in this case) Though I still love it when you strip down as well

 

[ohverbatum7]

Whilst I admire your astonishing skill with your nail art, I also cringe at the thought of my Tallywacker being lacerated by those nails

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You're absolutely right, the pockets for women just either don't exist or don't compare to the pockets for men. It's like they think women don't want anything in their pockets. Whomever 'they' are.

On the other side of things, I have definitely missed your words, nails and most of course your amazing breasts.
Yes, I can sit through all the things you talk about and listen to it very well (or read in this case) Though I still love it when you strip down as well

indeed. those bastards, whoever they are.

so, are you thinking about hands groping your pockets or Vanilla Ice.

Whilst I admire your astonishing skill with your nail art, I also cringe at the thought of my Tallywacker being lacerated by those nails

haha. I can say, to date, no Tallywackers have sustained any injuries or lacerations due to my nails. There have been some minor lacerations to the occasional back, bother upper or lower, and once in a blue moon, the upper arm or wrist/forearm area, but again, no serious injuries have been inflicted.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Justa writes: so now I am all groping all of their pockets

I will campaign for you to have sensible sized pockets, when you give me equal groping rights.

.

 

[LKincaid42]

Well Again it is Friday. The day I do must best to do as little as possible. There will be boobies, but first I want to discuss a serious issue, Gender equality. It has come so far in the past 40 years, sometimes I don’t even recognize it and sometimes I am shocked. There is one aspect that hasn’t changed a bit, and damn it, the time has come for change.

So in todays gifs, you will see one of my what not to wear pieces of attire is a frumpy cardigan. You may have noticed it is a men’s cardigan. And yes, I bought it for me. All I wanted was a warm sweater with buttons and pockets. Go to a favorite store website, search, filter to women’s, sort by price. Not warm, no buttons, no pockets. Thought I saw one, turns out the pockets were fake, just decorative. Finally spot one on clearance for $60 and only available in a small. Fine, switch filter to men’s. First one for $17 works. They were all warm, they all had buttons, they all had pockets.

This gender inequality in pockets is not limited to sweaters. It is in everything. From our blazers to our jeans. Yes, our jeans have pockets, but they aren’t equal. They are cut weird and smaller. Men’s jeans have large, deep pockets. My entire life, I have been handing men my credit cards, license, and what not to keep in their pockets because my pockets just aren’t functional. Then I want something, but don’t want to interrupt their conversation, didn’t pay attention to which pocket they put my things in to, so now I am all groping all of their pockets, to find my stuff, to go fishing, to get my stuff. And what happens in a darker crowded place, where I might be a little tipsy, and someone of a similar build is standing in front of me. Yes, now I might be groping some unfortunate strange dude’s pockets.

This is just unacceptable in this era. I demand equal pockets. We all need to stop, collaborate, and listen. We need to formulate a plan. We need to storm stores and show them what real pockets look like, and demand them for women everywhere.

Anyway, silly office boobs.





Fyi,

I am not serious, do not show your pockets to random store clerks.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets, know I totally intended that.

If you are still wondering what you would do if some strange chick started groping your pockets while you are singing Ice Ice Baby in your head, know I can be just a little bit cruel.

If you are still singing Ice Ice Baby in your head an hour from now. Hahahahah.

I think the discussion of pocket inequality can only come to the forefront with you as the primary spokesperson. It's bound to bring much attention to this previously overlooked and legitimate issue. Whenever I see you I think "How can I help" although the reaction is never related to any specific issue so much as how can I serve her in any way possible?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa writes: so now I am all groping all of their pockets

I will campaign for you to have sensible sized pockets, when you give me equal groping rights.

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well that is a valid point. I have really not indiscriminately groped the pockets of many foreigners. that is rather discriminatory

I think the discussion of pocket inequality can only come to the forefront with you as the primary spokesperson. It's bound to bring much attention to this previously overlooked and legitimate issue. Whenever I see you I think "How can I help" although the reaction is never related to any specific issue so much as how can I serve her in any way possible?

maybe, but I might use words like fuck, cock, douchebag, and asshole too often to be a trusted spokesperson. You want a spokesperson with a certain image, and well, that isn't me.