Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[kdunn762012]

Yeah you're right. I'd really enjoy getting inside your head, pants.......

 

[RjThoughts]

Thanks for the Bumblefuck news and office boobage!

 

[deadeye_76]

oh, I do not think you want to get me started on East Bumblefuck news. I am surrounded by people who post things like:

obviously Covid is fake, How could someone in America be dying every minute? 75% of the country would already be dead.

See proof they stole the election in Michigan, followed by some version of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTlxOUXG8g

Yes, the true patriots of redneck American can not comprehend basic math nor distinguish the American Flag from the Russian Coat of Arms. My kid has proposed that he no longer needs to attend school anymore because he already has already surpassed the core knowledge of the majority of adults found locally. He isn't wrong on the evidence. He is in second grade. I giggle at the crazy because I am one twisted bitch, but the stupidity makes me irrationally irritable.

I wondered where some of the folks came from who bothered me at work (just outside of D.C.) on Wednesday. They were walking around without masks and had just come from sacking the capitol. Did they really believe that would change anything? It just made the two sides more intractable and made everyone look bad.
Now if they would only go back to East Bumblefuck.

 

[RVB_1]

Totally understand, the pocket struggle is real in women's clothing.

Although, I have to admit, I'd enjoy you groping through my pockets

 

[Todger65]

oh, I do not think you want to get me started on East Bumblefuck news. I am surrounded by people who post things like:

obviously Covid is fake, How could someone in America be dying every minute? 75% of the country would already be dead.

See proof they stole the election in Michigan, followed by some version of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTlxOUXG8g

Trump was dead right Covid is a fake virus, the real virus started at least 4 years ago and left 74+ million people brain dead. Why else would they continue to support him

Lovely pics posted since your return.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hello sexy Justsa, loving the nails and your voluptuous breasts

thank you. loving sharing them.

Yeah you're right. I'd really enjoy getting inside your head, pants.......

oh, I am not wearing pants today.

Thanks for the Bumblefuck news and office boobage!

you are quite welcome.

I wondered where some of the folks came from who bothered me at work (just outside of D.C.) on Wednesday. They were walking around without masks and had just come from sacking the capitol. Did they really believe that would change anything? It just made the two sides more intractable and made everyone look bad.
Now if they would only go back to East Bumblefuck.

well where they are from is not that simple. East bumblefuck, southeast bumblefuck, midwest bumblefuck, there is some overlap. One must look for subtle differences to determine origin.

Start with looking to see if they are wearing their work uniform. See, literacy skills are not widely practiced in the bumblefuck sub-culture, so they may have forgotten others are well practiced in such skills.

Next, look for local symbols.

for example, confederate flag is often a feature of southeast bumblefuck.

Here, we have flag generally displayed not in North America, but in Eurasia, as it is the flag of the Country of Georgia. However, when paired with a Trump Flag in North America, one can likely deduce the holder is from Southeast Bumblefuck Georgia (again we already discussed the difficulty Bumblefucks have with the flags of America)



Next, we can look at overall attire and stance.

We have aggressive, with a harder version of American colors, and a fairly light weight attire for the weather.



This guy is probably a Midwest Bumblefucker.

Next, this dude. Yeah, I know you are looking at the whole, he looks like an idiot and is wearing too little clothing for the event thing, and going that is Florida Man. You would be wrong.



See, SouthEast bumblefuck Florida actually has much overlap with Southwest bumblefuck, except the mountainous terrain of the southwest has permitted those bumblefuckers to overcome the biggest weakness of Florida Man, the cold. Given the local and season this is a Southwest Bumblefucker.

And finally we have this bumblefucker.



looks like an idiot, has a giant shit eating grin while putting on a show utilizing criminal behavior. This one is so mine. It might as well be captioned "Florida Man steals podium from Capitol". He is likely quite amusing as long as you don't take him seriously and know when to back away slowly.

I hope this guide on American Bumblefuckers helps you in the coming weeks as I expect Bubmblefuckers will still be in DC until the 20th. Should you need anyone to translate for you, you know where to find me. I am not exactly fluent in all Bumblefuck dialects but I am fairly well practiced. Also, it is best not to attempt to ascertain motives, the actions of the American Bumblefucker are often beyond comprehension without much practice and a period of full immersion, which is not for the faint of heart.

Totally understand, the pocket struggle is real in women's clothing.

Although, I have to admit, I'd enjoy you groping through my pockets

Indeed I speak the truth. So, I'd have somewhere to put my lipstick, excellent.

Trump was dead right Covid is a fake virus, the real virus started at least 4 years ago and left 74+ million people brain dead. Why else would they continue to support him

Lovely pics posted since your return.

eh, can't blame covid. The rural-urban divide has been in play forever. Bumblefuckers will practice bumblefuckery. Heck, in my area, we elected our Representative on a platform of chicken shit. I shit you not, a chicken shit commercial won the election over several candidates including a politician who was also a theoretical physicist and as well as one who was a biologist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IYyjMclw-0&feature=youtu.be

of course, the prior one garnered his favor by the use of pig shit, so yeah, eh chicken shit Kat might be less creepy than Pigman Yoho. Yes, yes, you can blame east bumblefuck redneck florida for Yoho. He is ours. I am sorry. Bumblefuckers will practice bumblefuckery.

and thank you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well I was laying in bed this morning thinking I'd like to take same sexy nude shots for y'all today. Then I was thinking, well fuck it is cold.

so yeah, this is what I came up with.



and yes, I am totally using my arms to keep them up there lol.



Now, I just have one question



is it time to go back to bed yet?

 

[RjThoughts]

Well I was laying in bed this morning thinking I'd like to take same sexy nude shots for y'all today. Then I was thinking, well fuck it is cold.

so yeah, this is what I came up with.

is it time to go back to bed yet?

I'll join you!
Sleep is underrated!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so in pointless rants of today, I am a little behind on social media, because sometimes the stupidity makes me stabby, so I avoid it.

Now, I am usually able to follow even illogical and bat shit crazy from point A to point B to point C and at least understand their perspective however I am serious stumped on this dude that went viral a few days ago. It bothers me because I have actually put effort into my ability to place myself into a large variety of different thought processes and understand them.

So, in case you missed it, it starts with UK using logic.



ok, then this dude is disturbed by an unused tampon.



So my first thought is dude is a virgin, hopefully his mommy can soothe his trauma. Then I wonder how disturbed he'd be if he looked at my porn bookmarks lol, or even just the photos on videos on my phone.

But then, a curious person needs more information to try to understand, and it starts getting way more confusing than he is just a giant wuss.



See the curvature of the tampon is the obscene part.

um what?

so yeah someone asks and he circles the obscene part.



what?

so he explains.



so the specific curvature of the string suggests mischief. Hum. Well, a boy once showed me how to make a pot pipe out of a tampon, but that was the applicator, nothing to do with the string. I have looked at that string, turned it every way, and I just do not see a vulva, boobies, erect penis, some chick giving a blow job, nothing. I can also see the perv in everything, but this string has me stumped.

Can anyone explain the suggestive mischief in this string that would not be in the string if the angle of the string was changed? Anyone? Do I have to cross my eyes and stare at it like those hidden 3D images? what?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll join you!
Sleep is underrated!

My bed is warm.

Thank you for the sexy Saturday pictures especially the third one oh how I love your Mom panties

You are quite welcome. And yes, some things never change. You can count on my boring, black, high cut leg panties.

 

[RjThoughts]

so in pointless rants of today, I am a little behind on social media, because sometimes the stupidity makes me stabby, so I avoid it.

Now, I am usually able to follow even illogical and bat shit crazy from point A to point B to point C and at least understand their perspective however I am serious stumped on this dude that went viral a few days ago. It bothers me because I have actually put effort into my ability to place myself into a large variety of different thought processes and understand them.

So, in case you missed it, it starts with UK using logic.



ok, then this dude is disturbed by an unused tampon.



So my first thought is dude is a virgin, hopefully his mommy can soothe his trauma. Then I wonder how disturbed he'd be if he looked at my porn bookmarks lol, or even just the photos on videos on my phone.

But then, a curious person needs more information to try to understand, and it starts getting way more confusing than he is just a giant wuss.



See the curvature of the tampon is the obscene part.

um what?

so yeah someone asks and he circles the obscene part.



what?

so he explains.



so the specific curvature of the string suggests mischief. Hum. Well, a boy once showed me how to make a pot pipe out of a tampon, but that was the applicator, nothing to do with the string. I have looked at that string, turned it every way, and I just do not see a vulva, boobies, erect penis, some chick giving a blow job, nothing. I can also see the perv in everything, but this string has me stumped.

Can anyone explain the suggestive mischief in this string that would not be in the string if the angle of the string was changed? Anyone? Do I have to cross my eyes and stare at it like those hidden 3D images? what?

Loose leaf paper is not taxed, but necessary feminine hygiene products are is one of the stupidest things ever!

 

[kdunn762012]

No pants? Swell. I will simply add "ies" and it works even better. And they're never boring....... just sayin.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Loose leaf paper is not taxed, but necessary feminine hygiene products are is one of the stupidest things ever!

I never noticed. Actually, tampons aren't taxed here. Florida woman is running around naked too often to not declare them necessary.

No pants? Swell. I will simply add "ies" and it works even better. And they're never boring....... just sayin.

It is better as if I was wearing pants, there would still be panties.

 

[RjThoughts]

I never noticed. Actually, tampons aren't taxed here. Florida woman is running around naked too often to not declare them necessary.



It is better as if I was wearing pants, there would still be panties.

NO shit!

LOL

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well I was laying in bed this morning thinking I'd like to take same sexy nude shots for y'all today. Then I was thinking, well fuck it is cold.

so yeah, this is what I came up with.



and yes, I am totally using my arms to keep them up there lol.



Now, I just have one question



is it time to go back to bed yet?

I will never ever tire o seeing your fantastic breasts. You are so beautiful, sexy and desirable. I honestly would find it hard to keep my hands off of them... or my mouth
As for your question... I would love to go to bed with you

 

[kdunn762012]

The premise stands no matter what you're wearing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

NO shit!

LOL

Florida is progressive in some ways.

I will never ever tire o seeing your fantastic breasts. You are so beautiful, sexy and desirable. I honestly would find it hard to keep my hands off of them... or my mouth
As for your question... I would love to go to bed with you

Well thank you. It would be nice to share my bed with someone handsy.

The premise stands no matter what you're wearing.

But what if I'm not wearing anything?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In case there is anyone as bizarre as me still staring at the tampon drawing, someone messaged me plausible theory.



Cartoon sperm.

So, not only does the illustration remind him of the horror of vaginas, which I suspect he has never explored in person, but it also reminds him of the trauma that is cum.

Dude, I wonder what he looks for in porn.

Anyway, I am satisfied, I feel I understand now, so I feel much better.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well thank you. It would be nice to share my bed with someone handsy.

Oh I would definitely be very handsy... and you probably use my mouth and tongue a fair bit as well. But yes, hands would be all over you

 

[Todger65]

Well I was laying in bed this morning thinking I'd like to take same sexy nude shots for y'all today. Then I was thinking, well fuck it is cold.

so yeah, this is what I came up with.

http://i.imgur.com/iolGVwHm.jpg

and yes, I am totally using my arms to keep them up there lol.

http://i.imgur.com/UYtCcz6m.jpg

Now, I just have one question

http://i.imgur.com/OYLwVa6m.jpg

is it time to go back to bed yet?

Never to early to go back to bed. Just wish I had your pillows to rest my head on this morning when I went back

 

[kdunn762012]

If you're not wearing anything I'm not complaining and you wouldn't be either.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh I would definitely be very handsy... and you probably use my mouth and tongue a fair bit as well. But yes, hands would be all over you

Oh mouthy and handsy, even better.

Never to early to go back to bed. Just wish I had your pillows to rest my head on this morning when I went back

are you coveting my pillows?

If you're not wearing anything I'm not complaining and you wouldn't be either.

Well, I guess you'll find something to get in to.

 

[kdunn762012]

Indeed. I have a couple of ideas.

 

[ohverbatum7]

VAT tax is an easy way of raising money, although there are plenty of individuals who dream up schemes to profit from it, and as a female product in the past male politicians were not motivated to change it.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Oh mouthy and handsy, even better.

Oh absolutely, and you know EXACTLY where I would love to put my mouth and tongue to work