Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[EctoJohn]

No matter how cold it gets, you are always hot.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Indeed. I have a couple of ideas.

So do I. We should compare notes.

VAT tax is an easy way of raising money, although there are plenty of individuals who dream up schemes to profit from it, and as a female product in the past male politicians were not motivated to change it.

I am not surprised at that. We have similar taxes here, but most are like most things and controlled by states, so they can vary greatly.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh absolutely, and you know EXACTLY where I would love to put my mouth and tongue to work

I bet they would pair well with fingers.

No matter how cold it gets, you are always hot.

Spoken like a man who hasn't had me curl up around him in the middle of the night, draping a leg over his waist, and felt my freezing toes against his calf.

 

[Shyguy1369]

I bet they would pair well with fingers.

You would win the bet easily, because fingers would definitely be involved

 

[kdunn762012]

My notes are extensive. Might take awhile.

 

[oldnotdead47]

You see Rach, this is why I am so happy that you are back. If only this weren't so sad, it would make me laugh out loud. Well, I did laugh out loud. In fact, it was so funny that I might say that I enjoyed it more than the titty pics. I might say that, but it would be a lie. xo

so in pointless rants of today, I am a little behind on social media, because sometimes the stupidity makes me stabby, so I avoid it.

Now, I am usually able to follow even illogical and bat shit crazy from point A to point B to point C and at least understand their perspective however I am serious stumped on this dude that went viral a few days ago. It bothers me because I have actually put effort into my ability to place myself into a large variety of different thought processes and understand them.

So, in case you missed it, it starts with UK using logic.



ok, then this dude is disturbed by an unused tampon.



So my first thought is dude is a virgin, hopefully his mommy can soothe his trauma. Then I wonder how disturbed he'd be if he looked at my porn bookmarks lol, or even just the photos on videos on my phone.

But then, a curious person needs more information to try to understand, and it starts getting way more confusing than he is just a giant wuss.



See the curvature of the tampon is the obscene part.

um what?

so yeah someone asks and he circles the obscene part.



what?

so he explains.



so the specific curvature of the string suggests mischief. Hum. Well, a boy once showed me how to make a pot pipe out of a tampon, but that was the applicator, nothing to do with the string. I have looked at that string, turned it every way, and I just do not see a vulva, boobies, erect penis, some chick giving a blow job, nothing. I can also see the perv in everything, but this string has me stumped.

Can anyone explain the suggestive mischief in this string that would not be in the string if the angle of the string was changed? Anyone? Do I have to cross my eyes and stare at it like those hidden 3D images? what?

 

[Joxlrg]

oh, I do not think you want to get me started on East Bumblefuck news. I am surrounded by people who post things like:

obviously Covid is fake, How could someone in America be dying every minute? 75% of the country would already be dead.

See proof they stole the election in Michigan, followed by some version of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTlxOUXG8g

Yes, the true patriots of redneck American can not comprehend basic math nor distinguish the American Flag from the Russian Coat of Arms. My kid has proposed that he no longer needs to attend school anymore because he already has already surpassed the core knowledge of the majority of adults found locally. He isn't wrong on the evidence. He is in second grade. I giggle at the crazy because I am one twisted bitch, but the stupidity makes me irrationally irritable.

oh, there was a scandal in Bumblefuck.

The story as it moves forward, is really going backwards. It starts with some chick posting on our neighborhood group that “This guy picked up my cat. Porqpine I her name. I want her back. Please help. She snuk out as my mom was leving for work...” then a screenshot from a week prior where that guy had posted a picture of a cat “found this tortie female on (local road), way too close to the road. She is nice, betting she was dumped. Couldn’t leave her, but can’t keep here. She is using the litter box. Free to good home. Please help her.” Then a woman volunteered to take her, and they took it private. As people ask questions, she says she tried talking with the guy, as well as the woman, and they won’t give her back. People are getting all angry, telling her to call the cops. Someone tracked down the husband of the woman who took the cat and where he works, posted links and screenshots, and some are creepy calling and messaging the two to give this lady back her cat.

Now, where it gets interesting, if you look at their activity in the group, hers is all her looking for missing feral outdoor cats from an outdoor colony with virtually no information likely because dozens of cats. His, we have the dumped young tortie, a stray young stray tuxedo cat he must give away because allergies, a younger tuxedo kitten he must give away due to they financial stress of covid, and finally several posts of him trying to give away kittens from an unplanned litter. The free kittens were pictured were 3 tuxedos, 2 calico, and 1 tortie. Yes, all the later posts were bullshit. Guy finally chimes in, explaining he blocked her because she is insane, and threatening him, even after he supplied many images showing the cat was born in his house and was always his. When he posted free kittens, he only got 3 takers, so he was inventing sob stories to guilt chicks into taking the others. Admin kicked the guy out of the group for lying. The masses are sedated, because after seeing the pictures that the chick was provided as proof it wasn't hers, it clearly has always been the dude's cat, but chick is still “cring pissed” because “their nasty four steeling and laying cat and then bloking me” and sent the cops to both of their homes.

So yes, the news in East Bumblefuck is that East Bumblefuck is filled with idiots. The end.



Thank you. Oh, not a fan of the button fly. I actually kind of like them. I'd think men might too, preventing the rooster from accidentally peeking out of the barn and all.

And next disaster in BTR, I might just be there.



Well I promise more jiggle, maybe even some jingle, just don't count on any juggle, I suck at that.

So the “ BOTTOM line is”
There is some strange pussy in East Bumblefuck
How are all of your cock’s???

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You would win the bet easily, because fingers would definitely be involved

well, win win for me. A bet and an experience.

My notes are extensive. Might take awhile.

Extensive exploration can be time consuming but is worth it,

You see Rach, this is why I am so happy that you are back. If only this weren't so sad, it would make me laugh out loud. Well, I did laugh out loud. In fact, it was so funny that I might say that I enjoyed it more than the titty pics. I might say that, but it would be a lie. xo

well, it was funny, you should laugh. I am just happy that someone had a plausible explanation on the obscenely mischievous string. It was irksome not being able to understand what the dude was seeing. I did have more fun with the titty pics too. Not that I don't love laughing, but the turn on factor of the slutty selfies is an entertainment that progresses.

So the “ BOTTOM line is”
There is some strange pussy in East Bumblefuck
How are all of your cock’s???

hahaha.
Yes Strange pussy and a variety of cocks. We just traded cocks with another couple from Facebook, so I have a new larger fluffy cock. He is a little slow and clumsy, but he is sure cute to look at, and the girls really like him.

 

[kdunn762012]

The only way to explore such a subject is extensively, deeply.

 

[EctoJohn]

Spoken like a man who hasn't had me curl up around him in the middle of the night, draping a leg over his waist, and felt my freezing toes against his calf.

Spoken like a man who can only fantasize about such things.

 

[deadeye_76]

well where they are from is not that simple. East bumblefuck, southeast bumblefuck, midwest bumblefuck, there is some overlap. One must look for subtle differences to determine origin.

Start with looking to see if they are wearing their work uniform. See, literacy skills are not widely practiced in the bumblefuck sub-culture, so they may have forgotten others are well practiced in such skills.

Next, look for local symbols.

for example, confederate flag is often a feature of southeast bumblefuck.

Here, we have flag generally displayed not in North America, but in Eurasia, as it is the flag of the Country of Georgia. However, when paired with a Trump Flag in North America, one can likely deduce the holder is from Southeast Bumblefuck Georgia (again we already discussed the difficulty Bumblefucks have with the flags of America)



Next, we can look at overall attire and stance.

We have aggressive, with a harder version of American colors, and a fairly light weight attire for the weather.



This guy is probably a Midwest Bumblefucker.

Next, this dude. Yeah, I know you are looking at the whole, he looks like an idiot and is wearing too little clothing for the event thing, and going that is Florida Man. You would be wrong.



See, SouthEast bumblefuck Florida actually has much overlap with Southwest bumblefuck, except the mountainous terrain of the southwest has permitted those bumblefuckers to overcome the biggest weakness of Florida Man, the cold. Given the local and season this is a Southwest Bumblefucker.

And finally we have this bumblefucker.



looks like an idiot, has a giant shit eating grin while putting on a show utilizing criminal behavior. This one is so mine. It might as well be captioned "Florida Man steals podium from Capitol". He is likely quite amusing as long as you don't take him seriously and know when to back away slowly.

I hope this guide on American Bumblefuckers helps you in the coming weeks as I expect Bubmblefuckers will still be in DC until the 20th. Should you need anyone to translate for you, you know where to find me. I am not exactly fluent in all Bumblefuck dialects but I am fairly well practiced. Also, it is best not to attempt to ascertain motives, the actions of the American Bumblefucker are often beyond comprehension without much practice and a period of full immersion, which is not for the faint of heart.



Indeed I speak the truth. So, I'd have somewhere to put my lipstick, excellent.




eh, can't blame covid. The rural-urban divide has been in play forever. Bumblefuckers will practice bumblefuckery. Heck, in my area, we elected our Representative on a platform of chicken shit. I shit you not, a chicken shit commercial won the election over several candidates including a politician who was also a theoretical physicist and as well as one who was a biologist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IYyjMclw-0&feature=youtu.be

of course, the prior one garnered his favor by the use of pig shit, so yeah, eh chicken shit Kat might be less creepy than Pigman Yoho. Yes, yes, you can blame east bumblefuck redneck florida for Yoho. He is ours. I am sorry. Bumblefuckers will practice bumblefuckery.

and thank you.

Thank you for that clarification. I was not able to properly identify the origin of some of these bumblefuckers. I would greatly appreciate you coming up and translating the origin.
Of course, I would do anything to get closer to those massive mammaries.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The only way to explore such a subject is extensively, deeply.

Deep exploration is a hobby of mine.

Spoken like a man who can only fantasize about such things.

I think you overestimate the entertainment value of my cold toes.

Thank you for that clarification. I was not able to properly identify the origin of some of these bumblefuckers. I would greatly appreciate you coming up and translating the origin.
Of course, I would do anything to get closer to those massive mammaries.

It could totally work. Hanging out with bumblefuckers just to see tits is the business plan of a nearby strip club that caters to those driving through, and it has worked for them for over 30 years.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well Happy Sunday. I would like to come up with a witty introduction to an awesome video, but I am lazy, so y'all will just have to settle for

boobs





or the longer video clip if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/ip3y2zqwltvkxf8/20210107102855.mp4?dl=0

 

[oldnotdead47]

Well Happy Sunday. I would like to come up with a witty introduction to an awesome video, but I am lazy, so y'all will just have to settle for

boobs





or the longer video clip if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/ip3y2zqwltvkxf8/20210107102855.mp4?dl=0

Mouth watering Rach. Getting Sunday off to a good start!

 

[clark_kent]

Well Happy Sunday. I would like to come up with a witty introduction to an awesome video, but I am lazy, so y'all will just have to settle for

boobs





or the longer video clip if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/ip3y2zqwltvkxf8/20210107102855.mp4?dl=0

Reminds me of the game “What’s hiding between Justa’s boobs today.”
Have a great day!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mouth watering Rach. Getting Sunday off to a good start!

Thank you. It is the last day of the weekend, it should start and end well.

Reminds me of the game “What’s hiding between Justa’s boobs today.”
Have a great day!

And I was just thinking about trying to isolate the largest household object that I can hide between my boobs. I do need to add more rounds of that as well as do more of the storytime series. Hell, I've been slacking this holiday season and kind of relate to Brenda's beaver needing a barber.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Did the bumblefuck phenomenon have it's origins in Deliveranceville, or are they a different species?

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well Happy Sunday. I would like to come up with a witty introduction to an awesome video, but I am lazy, so y'all will just have to settle for

boobs





or the longer video clip if you prefer
https://www.***********/s/ip3y2zqwltvkxf8/20210107102855.mp4?dl=0

Boobs, especially yours, are always a great introduction to any Sunday. Thank you as always Justa... I love them as much today as I did when you first shared them.

 

[CanadianM]

Well as usual, I am behind and catching up, which is always fun when it comes to your thread. Where do I start. Well, first, those nails. I must say you are very creative and all the versions look great. Then there are the East Bumblefuck updates. That cat saga..too funny. And as a Canadian, I really appreciated the info on how to identify where the “patriots” come from. One thing you missed in your gender equality take was that ladies clothes are always more expensive to get dry cleaned. And of course, it is always so enjoyable to gaze at those amazing breasts of yours, and I do thank you for the photos and gifs. Oh, and by the way, you can talk my ear off if it means that the clothes are coming off later...you in just that cardigan.. perfect. Have a great Sunday.

 

[bndtrider01]

Absolutely beautiful and thank you for sharing!

 

[kdunn762012]

I confess I'm curious as to just how much you relate to Brenda. We talking like Wynonas?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did the bumblefuck phenomenon have it's origins in Deliveranceville, or are they a different species?

Neither, Deliveranceville originated based on those who were inspired by witnessing the bumblefuckers' bumblefuckery in South Central Bumblefuck.

Boobs, especially yours, are always a great introduction to any Sunday. Thank you as always Justa... I love them as much today as I did when you first shared them.

thank you very much, ShyGuy.

Well as usual, I am behind and catching up, which is always fun when it comes to your thread. Where do I start. Well, first, those nails. I must say you are very creative and all the versions look great. Then there are the East Bumblefuck updates. That cat saga..too funny. And as a Canadian, I really appreciated the info on how to identify where the “patriots” come from. One thing you missed in your gender equality take was that ladies clothes are always more expensive to get dry cleaned. And of course, it is always so enjoyable to gaze at those amazing breasts of yours, and I do thank you for the photos and gifs. Oh, and by the way, you can talk my ear off if it means that the clothes are coming off later...you in just that cardigan.. perfect. Have a great Sunday.

It is good for me to have an outlet for my creative or I might start making monster titty movies or something. Yes, the bumblefuckers and their pussy drama had me shaking my head.

I did not know that about dry cleaning. I have use a dry cleaner once or twice in my life. I practice survival of the fittest laundering. If it doesn't make, it is just the way the world works.

Thank you. I generally do follow the talking than naked protocol appropriately, though one occasion one might have to ask for the nudity if I get sidetracked by the talking

Wonderful breasts absolutely wonderful

Thank you Rugersp

Absolutely beautiful and thank you for sharing!

Thanks, and welcome. I see I am your first. That always makes me smile. Yes, I am often amused by the little things in life.

I confess I'm curious as to just how much you relate to Brenda. We talking like Wynonas?

Well it isn't quite as agressive as Wynona's but it is giving Brenda's something to talk about.

 

[tnman03]

Lovely Sunday pics and video. I also noticed your bumblefucks in DC commentary. SMH.

 

[kdunn762012]

Well damn now I'm intrigued.

 

[clark_kent]

And I was just thinking about trying to isolate the largest household object that I can hide between my boobs. I do need to add more rounds of that as well as do more of the storytime series. Hell, I've been slacking this holiday season and kind of relate to Brenda's beaver needing a barber.

So you you’re insisting that perhaps you’ve been lax the past few months and therefore we could now know definitively if the carpet matches the drapes? Lol