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Why in the heck did I read half staff as half mast? No such thing when you’re around.
I feel a dick joke coming on...
*read the words. Read the words. Read the wo- read the.... what was I saying again??*
oh I am now in the mood for cock
puns.
Well luckily I didn't use many words. though I do actually feel a rambling rant coming on. oh the fun it will be I am sure.
Well it is Wednesday. I guess it would be nice to share a video, but I am also low on ideas, so yeah swaying tits. happy wednesday
Coming up with good dick jokes can be a long process.
It's hard to think on the fly.
Good jokes follow a steep curve.
Wow, stiff audience.
Why did you thrust this responsibility upon me?
Alright, take a seat while I plunge deep into my mind for good ones...
Mmmmmm now if those were swaying over my mouth so I could capture a nipple in my mouth.
Swaying boobs is always a good choice (especially on a Wednesday).
Makes me wonder what would happen if we could (safely) get you on a paint can mixer at the HARDware store. That could be fun to watch and gives new meaning to shaken, not stirred.
thank youEpicness
with movie theater butter?Your diatribes are always popcorn worthy.
thanks, send wineYour lovely swaying breasts are hypnotic! I seem to be getting very sleepy!
you can but it isn't all that excitingDamn I might need apply for a job at your company.
Justadesperatewifeandmom: I have a suggestion for a movie that you could make. I call it the strip and shower. basically you strip off your clothes slowly and then you shower slowly making sure to wash and dry ever single inch of your hot and sexy body .
thanks, plus side it is also one of the laziest style videos.Swaying tits are a never wrong way to go... only better if they were swaying over me
oh the uses for swaying tits:
- keeping time to the music
- dipped in chocolate and drizzled on the lucky face beneath them
- use to hypnotize those of us on Lit
it is a video, and there are tits, maybe it isn't creative, but yeah it works.That'll work!
careful, remember to come up for air.I wish I were under you.
Excellent, as it should beAll the butter.
As always, Tuesday’s are special on your thread. And the one of you on the couch. Wow!
When in doubt, swaying tits always work! Hope you are having a wonderful day!
hi
I am at work. Office is about half staff.
Well it is Wednesday. I guess it would be nice to share a video, but I am also low on ideas, so yeah swaying tits. happy wednesday
http://i.imgur.com/q40EcRM.gif
Well it is Wednesday. I guess it would be nice to share a video, but I am also low on ideas, so yeah swaying tits. happy wednesday
http://i.imgur.com/q40EcRM.gif
send wineHypnotic bounty
On a side note, let me just say that I miss on-site Exchange servers. Microsoft 'customer service' sucks.
"The only information I have is that it's a known issue and it's being addressed."
Lovely, that and a dollar won't even buy me a cheeseburger.
I have a feeling when you’re there the staff is all the way up.
come measure?That’s about a 4 on the Richter scale, I think.
haha, well I can control the speed by how fast I wiggle my ass.Mesmerising, they swing faster than the pendulum on my clock.