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Justadesperatewifeandmom:

Well, I am back in my boring mom panties today:

I love your boring mom panties. They make me hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥

well thank you.

While not Sesame Street, I did come across this in my YouTube perusings today. I'd appreciate any input.

https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

haha. well that is a blast from the past, isn't it. ok, yeah, that is fun. that whole almost 80s dance music feel that you just can't not dance to, but then the lyrics that you just can't not laugh too. wasn't the video quite controversial at the time?
 
It was yeah. They blowdarted supermodels. Trapped midgets and homosexuals. Oh and mime abuse too. But we can do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.
 
It was yeah. They blowdarted supermodels. Trapped midgets and homosexuals. Oh and mime abuse too. But we can do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.

lol. you would have thought half of the industrial videos would have lowered the standards of what was controversial. Can't say x-files was ever on my list of things to watch while getting fucked doggy style but everyone has there thing, if x-files was theirs, more power to them.
 
I wasn't a fan either truth be told. But that notwithstanding its a good lyric. Personally I'd be too caught up in watching your ass.
 
I wasn't a fan either truth be told. But that notwithstanding its a good lyric. Personally I'd be too caught up in watching your ass.

but know the question becomes what show do you watch when fucking doggy style. I mean if going weird and eerie, I got to go with Twin Peaks.
 
hahaha. oh google, what do you have in ronald mcdonald garden gnome porn. my afternoon is set.



hahaha, circle of panty life I guess. ok, Ass-monster porn is next but I know that is all going to be big toys shoved up someone's ass.


can you rock the wig?


indeed, but here, most are.

I can rock whatever you want me to.
 
but know the question becomes what show do you watch when fucking doggy style. I mean if going weird and eerie, I got to go with Twin Peaks.

The old joke was why does a Canadian do his wife doggy style on Saturday Night?

So the can both watch the Hockey Game.

Great frontal shot. I like the hungry ass pic very much. As for your PMs? I am constantly amazed when I hear tales from Lit Ladies about the Asshats and Twatwaffles. Un-fucking-believable.
 
The old joke was why does a Canadian do his wife doggy style on Saturday Night?

So the can both watch the Hockey Game.

Great frontal shot. I like the hungry ass pic very much. As for your PMs? I am constantly amazed when I hear tales from Lit Ladies about the Asshats and Twatwaffles. Un-fucking-believable.

hahaha.

and thank you. yeah, guess my ass just gets hungry sometimes, it doesn't help for showing of the panties but what can you do. But hey it is always a little exciting when I have to go look something up because I have know idea what kinky thing they are proposing. learning is always good.
 
If we watched the 70s version we'd have to do missionary.


lol. Though maybe you aren't giving the 70s credit. key parties, sexual freedom movement, introduction of Hitachi wand. Yes, the gen xers are the most promiscuous and kinky generation ( I like to think I played my part some, probably more so on the promiscuity side, and hope to eventually get in there again), but we got our ideas from somewhere.
 
Funny I'd like to get in there myself. The 70s are cool. They produced us. And i frequently speak as if I'm stuck in that decade. You dig?
 
Happy Tuesday. And yes, the traditional titty Tuesday trifecta

standing

bending over swing in the breeze

laying on the couch

Jesus titty fucking Christ doll... Between these and everything else you've posted this week. You're absolutely ridiculous. And put out the cheat sheet. Any little bit helps in the dream that I might one day unfloss that ass of your panties... Jesus Christ
 
Nice pics.

Loved your pervy PM tales. I get a few from ‘females’ who want to take me away and do naughty things to them. They usually have a link to some suspect pay site.

Laurel does her stuff and removes them.
 
Funny I'd like to get in there myself. The 70s are cool. They produced us. And i frequently speak as if I'm stuck in that decade. You dig?

indeed. I am sticking with 80s and 90s slang. 80s were totally rad, 90s were all that and a bag of chips, and dude is a regular part of my vocabulary

Jesus titty fucking Christ doll... Between these and everything else you've posted this week. You're absolutely ridiculous. And put out the cheat sheet. Any little bit helps in the dream that I might one day unfloss that ass of your panties... Jesus Christ

aw thanks. titty fucking is not quite the visual you'd expect. my tits make things look smaller. I did have a request for a little gif with the really big dildo, so that might be more visually fun than the ones with the standard dildos.

You really want a guide on how to and how not to get in my e-panties?

It might be more fun to write up a set of creepy lit PM bingo cards to distribute among the ladies. Sounds like you would have no shortage of ideas.

oh that could be fun. show myself as online and let the good times roll.

unsolicited dick pic
unsolicited daddy wanting you to be his good little girl
unsolicited dom demanding you get in your subservient place
called you his mommy
asking a question in your name/profile/signature (ie when they ask if I am married)
asking what you look like when you have a profile and many other pictures
scolding for your lit activities
implying you are really a man
unknown stranger professing never ending love
3 messages with no reply in less than 30 minutes
cursing you out for not replying in less then a day
messaging after you have told them several ways to not
scolding you for ghosting after you no longer answer after telling them to go away many different ways.

I will think more.

Nice pics.

Loved your pervy PM tales. I get a few from ‘females’ who want to take me away and do naughty things to them. They usually have a link to some suspect pay site.

Laurel does her stuff and removes them.

lol. so if I sent random pervy messages, I might be assumed a bot. interesting
 
Have a great Weekend you sexy AF beauty , nothing but Lust in my pants and dirty thoughts on my mind about you! :devil: :kiss:
 
Great pictures!

No dick pics from me, just pictures of my cats!

Make it a good weekend!
 
Great pictures!

No dick pics from me, just pictures of my cats!

Make it a good weekend!

thank you

and eh, the dick pics in lit mail bingo is like the free spot, if you show online long enough, it will happen, but it must be on the bingo card. it is tradition. I think the harder one is the person who messages then quickly gets snarky when you don't respond fast enough, as many of the others are easy to trigger by posting a benign comment in a certain area, but you can never tell who this one will be. Actually, scratch that, I bet you can trigger him by posting around in personals.

I am going with the hardest on for me would be someone implying I might be a man. it has been a while since I have had that one. I do always wonder how exactly they think I pull this ruse off.

cat pictures are not on my lit bingo cards, but I do like cute cats, who doesn't
 
thank you

and eh, the dick pics in lit mail bingo is like the free spot, if you show online long enough, it will happen, but it must be on the bingo card. it is tradition. I think the harder one is the person who messages then quickly gets snarky when you don't respond fast enough, as many of the others are easy to trigger by posting a benign comment in a certain area, but you can never tell who this one will be. Actually, scratch that, I bet you can trigger him by posting around in personals.

I am going with the hardest on for me would be someone implying I might be a man. it has been a while since I have had that one. I do always wonder how exactly they think I pull this ruse off.

cat pictures are not on my lit bingo cards, but I do like cute cats, who doesn't

In the Old West days of AOHell, I'd send obviously too young people pictures of my wife's big, fat, hairy pussy. *Shakes head* Of the cat LOL Talk about triggering

Men never get send unsolicited boob pictures :( Or at least I don't
 
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