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Most things seem the same. Finding a parking spot at work is easy, because very few people are working.

Oh yes, the work parking spot is one. Plus I now grocery shop on lunch, because it is ok to hog the work refrigerator

Silver lining? I had more time With my kids at home then in a very long time. We have dinner together every night now, at the table.

Oh that sounds nice. And fancy too all at the table and not on the sofa.

Anyway, what is your silver lining?

More time on Literotica and more time to improve my skills on writing my own erotic stories.

Excellent. Have you actually gotten writing done, or is more time on lit spent observing?
 
silver linings:

work at home is pretty sweet, I can shut off the phone, and my cell reception sucks, so I can always 'drop' annoying calls.

No one bothers my porn watching in my fortress of solitude.

less gas being burned, less for insurance, less miles on the car. less traffic when I do need to go somewhere.

coffee is way better at home and there isn't the dick who likes to make the coffee the strength of paint remover. No smell of burning Folgers from the ass who drank all but 1/8" of the coffee and left the heater on until the sludge started to smoulder. Noone else steals my 1/2&1/2 from the fridge.

It's not antisocial to eat at your desk.

excuse to buy computer stuff, new desk,etc. need to see about home office deduction.
 
fingers have a lot of uses.

there is pinching


and well, lit frowns upon these being displayed, so they shall be linked

https://imgur.com/2hsMyWR

https://imgur.com/bFaRrQE

Would you guys still like to see more of my nails?


Yes, by all means keep those nails cumming! I think you can top what you’ve already shown. ;)
And I’m still impressed, even if it is press on nails.

A silver lining - for as painful as elections are, there is far less campaigning than usual and so while it’s there, we have to endure less of it (esp helpful since 95% of us have already decided who to vote for).
 
I love it

thank you

silver linings:

work at home is pretty sweet, I can shut off the phone, and my cell reception sucks, so I can always 'drop' annoying calls.

No one bothers my porn watching in my fortress of solitude.

less gas being burned, less for insurance, less miles on the car. less traffic when I do need to go somewhere.

coffee is way better at home and there isn't the dick who likes to make the coffee the strength of paint remover. No smell of burning Folgers from the ass who drank all but 1/8" of the coffee and left the heater on until the sludge started to smoulder. Noone else steals my 1/2&1/2 from the fridge.

It's not antisocial to eat at your desk.

excuse to buy computer stuff, new desk,etc. need to see about home office deduction.

in many ways I am jealous of the work from home people, then I remember my kid would be home too early and he would probably interrupt me often. Several employees who are current work from home sneak in often.

also I think your work just needs a keurig or something.

I have gotten a lot of writing done and I observe.

good. If I was working from home, I'd think I could get home stuff done, but I wouldn't actually do it, so good for you doing what you intended to.



Yes, by all means keep those nails cumming! I think you can top what you’ve already shown. ;)
And I’m still impressed, even if it is press on nails.

A silver lining - for as painful as elections are, there is far less campaigning than usual and so while it’s there, we have to endure less of it (esp helpful since 95% of us have already decided who to vote for).

lol, not quite press on either lol. those are fake nails, I just have sticky decorations.

and yes, I hate campaigning

I think it was always acceptable to do, less acceptable to tell people.... and now it's like I'm doing society a favour by choosing to limit my social interaction.

haha, ok good. I was worried there for a minute ;)
 
ah, yes, I bet a lot of people working at home will struggle when/if they go back. and uninterrupted porn is something

Wife was so happy to go back for a few days last week, and this week she'll love it more. I've heard from some coworkers who are happy to be going back this week, albeit for just two or three days. Others dread it.
 
Great.. Now I am imagining Ronald McDonald Fucking a Garden Gnome !!
Thanks Justa
;)

No, much better to imagine fucking Ronald McDonald up the arse with a rather large and knobbly Garden Gnome - preferably one with either a wheelbarrow or fishing rod attached.

Is that just too weird and perverted?

Either way, dress me as a clown or gnome and let me enjoy Justa's particularly curvaceous bod whilst professing my undying love and soulmate-ship (Really??) as she sprinkles glitter over me :eek: :devil: :D
 
fingers have a lot of uses.

there is pinching


and well, lit frowns upon these being displayed, so they shall be linked

https://imgur.com/2hsMyWR

https://imgur.com/bFaRrQE

Would you guys still like to see more of my nails?

Pinching is good ... masturbating is better! If my hands replaced yours, would you want me to paint my nails?

I'd love to see your nails scraping up and down my hard shaft and around my sac before you close your hand around the previously mentioned hard shaft and take me towards a very happy (and sticky) conclusion!
 
1) Less people in my office interrupting my porn Agreed!
3) Everyone is doing curb side. Doing what curb side? :devil:
6) I don’t have to reapply my lipstick. No, when you've blown me I don't mind you leaving lipstick around my cock
8) People wash their hands more. Mainly after doing it curb side or giving blow jobs
17) Not having to hug every person when you go somewhere. Sadly though, you won't feel my erection poking you in the belly (or somewhee)
18) Places not packing in people like sardines. So much easier to find somewhere for a fuck - indoors in an empty office would be good
21) The comeback of the drive in theater. Making out in the back seat is so 2020 - at least now our kids/grandkids know what it was like for us!
Most of all, the biggest thing I see, that if we could actually continue to do this, we completely change our country only for the better, and I wish more than anything that it would stay, reduced class size. Children are crammed into classrooms with only one instructor in most cases and it is just not possible to focus on all of them. The lower income an area is, the more kids are crammed together, the less they learn, the more the area becomes lower income. I remember way back when I was a preschool teacher. The most functional my room was, was the end of the day when I only had my aftercare kids, and it got even better when I gave my notice, because I also tossed out the rule book. My son is not a fan of school, he finds it painfully boring, and he isn’t wrong. At this point, it is basically a sit down and shut up environment. He was pleasantly surprised. Turns out when the class size is cut in half, the class is more interactive. There is time for thoughts, opinions, discussions, and one on one time. I can almost imagine the future of a country that prioritized education, built schools, and hired employees to staff for small classrooms everywhere. At least we can experience it now and make the most of the time we have. Now this I can agree with you on - even in the UK our schools have classes that are just too big. My granddaughter loved the 2 weeks their school re-opened post lockdown and there were only 9 in the class!

Ever felt like running for office? You're just what US politics needs!

:kiss: :heart:
 
Wife was so happy to go back for a few days last week, and this week she'll love it more. I've heard from some coworkers who are happy to be going back this week, albeit for just two or three days. Others dread it.

haha. yeah, some I am sure are loving it, some are going stir crazy. I will say the guys that don't need to but who come in the most often anyway, have a lot of kids and are being driving crazy.

Nice nails, you haven’t worn them away with play yet.
thank you and lol no not yet

No, much better to imagine fucking Ronald McDonald up the arse with a rather large and knobbly Garden Gnome - preferably one with either a wheelbarrow or fishing rod attached.

Is that just too weird and perverted?

Either way, dress me as a clown or gnome and let me enjoy Justa's particularly curvaceous bod whilst professing my undying love and soulmate-ship (Really??) as she sprinkles glitter over me :eek: :devil: :D

Well damn. you are thinking that one through.

haha, and the glitter could happen, more likely it would be transfer from my shimmer body lotions or shimmer body sprays.

Pinching is good ... masturbating is better! If my hands replaced yours, would you want me to paint my nails?

I'd love to see your nails scraping up and down my hard shaft and around my sac before you close your hand around the previously mentioned hard shaft and take me towards a very happy (and sticky) conclusion!

haha while the occasionally painted nails are cute, especially if it was because your daughter sucked you into her princess party, I think polish just clashes with the strength of a man's hands. kind of like lipstick and a beard.

Now, gentle nail play is quite fun indeed.

1) Less people in my office interrupting my porn Agreed!
3) Everyone is doing curb side. Doing what curb side? :devil:
6) I don’t have to reapply my lipstick. No, when you've blown me I don't mind you leaving lipstick around my cock
8) People wash their hands more. Mainly after doing it curb side or giving blow jobs
17) Not having to hug every person when you go somewhere. Sadly though, you won't feel my erection poking you in the belly (or somewhee)
18) Places not packing in people like sardines. So much easier to find somewhere for a fuck - indoors in an empty office would be good
21) The comeback of the drive in theater. Making out in the back seat is so 2020 - at least now our kids/grandkids know what it was like for us!
Most of all, the biggest thing I see, that if we could actually continue to do this, we completely change our country only for the better, and I wish more than anything that it would stay, reduced class size. Children are crammed into classrooms with only one instructor in most cases and it is just not possible to focus on all of them. The lower income an area is, the more kids are crammed together, the less they learn, the more the area becomes lower income. I remember way back when I was a preschool teacher. The most functional my room was, was the end of the day when I only had my aftercare kids, and it got even better when I gave my notice, because I also tossed out the rule book. My son is not a fan of school, he finds it painfully boring, and he isn’t wrong. At this point, it is basically a sit down and shut up environment. He was pleasantly surprised. Turns out when the class size is cut in half, the class is more interactive. There is time for thoughts, opinions, discussions, and one on one time. I can almost imagine the future of a country that prioritized education, built schools, and hired employees to staff for small classrooms everywhere. At least we can experience it now and make the most of the time we have. Now this I can agree with you on - even in the UK our schools have classes that are just too big. My granddaughter loved the 2 weeks their school re-opened post lockdown and there were only 9 in the class!

Ever felt like running for office? You're just what US politics needs!

:kiss: :heart:

hahaha.

so the question is, would I still feel an erection during the good bye hug if things were done curbside?

and I am rather sure that I don't play grab ass with enough chicks to be an american politician.
 
So happy monday. It is time yet again for Movie Monday. in keeping with yesterday, the main player in this movie shall be my nails. click the gif to watch the longer version

 
So, it is no secret it is a stressful time, with many difficulties and changes. However, they say every cloud has a silver lining. I know and do see so many people struggling, but I am also seeing so many positives to the current situation. I would like to hear how the new normal has also changed your life for the better, so please chime in.

1) Less people in my office interrupting my porn Surfing porn while I work has never been easier. And I can do it on my 15" laptop instead of the 4.5" screen on my phone. Size matters in porn.
2) Shopping carts are no longer sticky, with others flyers, receipts, or hair. I wish the stores had a common set of rules, because I am old AF and forgetful. Is this the place that makes me take a cart no matter what?
3) Everyone is doing curb side.
4) Restaurants are offering more take out deals, adding new take out options, and have more experience with quick take out One place in town knows me by name for the first time in 25 years in this town. When they opened their patio, I also got a regular table (sort of).
5) I don’t hear old guys going up to random women who happen to have a harsher bone structure and telling them to smile more. Sounds creepy. If I ever start doing that, say something FFS.
6) I don’t have to reapply my lipstick. Nope, not gonna touch that one.
7) People in our community are making sure people and animals don’t go hungry. It is bringing out the best in some folks
8) People wash their hands more. Sometimes "more" means "for a change".
9) I no longer have to shake hands.
10) Places are offering sales and discounts. I closed two 'deals" since this started. Not finalizing them with a handshake as I was taught just after the earth cooled felt wrong. I think I felt my late dad slap me in the back of the head.
11) Lines are much shorter, if they exist at all. Not here. There's a line to get in to some stores with limited capacity, like the Liquor Store, and a line to get into the checkout line at the grocery stores, so that's a negative.
12) More delivery options, even bumblefuck now has a delivery option besides Dominoes Yep, even McD's.
13) Alcohol to go and delivery. This is huge, see no. 11
14) Telehealth. Both my husband and son have appointments that are really formalities to keep their prescriptions. They are now phone calls or video chats. So nice And you don't have to sit around a room full of sick people.
15) Supervisors not trying to bargain with people trying to call out sick. I can't wait for someone to try. We go back to the office 18OCT.
16) No waiting for hours in the courthouse if summoned for jury duty.
17) Not having to hug every person when you go somewhere. THIS! Despite being a perv, I am NOT a huggy person and think its unprofessional in the office. Yeah, that happens.
18) Places not packing in people like sardines.
19) No more blowing out candles at work birthday parties.
20) Asking people to mute themselves is consider nice and not rude.
21) The comeback of the drive in theater.
Most of all, the biggest thing I see, that if we could actually continue to do this, we completely change our country only for the better, and I wish more than anything that it would stay, reduced class size. Children are crammed into classrooms with only one instructor in most cases and it is just not possible to focus on all of them. The lower income an area is, the more kids are crammed together, the less they learn, the more the area becomes lower income. I remember way back when I was a preschool teacher. The most functional my room was, was the end of the day when I only had my aftercare kids, and it got even better when I gave my notice, because I also tossed out the rule book. My son is not a fan of school, he finds it painfully boring, and he isn’t wrong. At this point, it is basically a sit down and shut up environment. He was pleasantly surprised. Turns out when the class size is cut in half, the class is more interactive. There is time for thoughts, opinions, discussions, and one on one time. I can almost imagine the future of a country that prioritized education, built schools, and hired employees to staff for small classrooms everywhere. At least we can experience it now and make the most of the time we have. Good for new teachers too. Two recent grads in teh immediate family got full time positions as a result! Good all around.

Anyway, what is your silver lining?

More:

The dogs are happy AF.

Traffic in the city is more bearable.

The shortage of pressure treated lumber got me out of building a new deck until at least next year.

Fewer tourists. The cottagers and seasonal campers are practically residents. Its the Day trippers that get me. They are awful, but their numbers are way down.

The Provincial Liquor Laws have been liberalized. I swear before this they pre-dated Prohibition. We can finally buy beer and wine at the Grocery store and to go from restaurants.

Four words: Online Weed Delivery. (Hehehe)

And thank God Jeff Bezos doesn't have to rely solely on Justa for income anymore. Yay Amazon.

(I may have a slight Lee Valley Tools addiction myself)
 
So happy monday. It is time yet again for Movie Monday. in keeping with yesterday, the main player in this movie shall be my nails. click the gif to watch the longer version


Great nail video. Okay, I did have to watch it seven or eight times to be sure that...just a minute, I need to check again. Back later
 
Gaawwwwwwwsshhh!!!!


Moaning Monday?
Muffled Monday?
Manhandled Monday?

so many alliterations, so little time

thank you.

More:

The dogs are happy AF.

Traffic in the city is more bearable.

The shortage of pressure treated lumber got me out of building a new deck until at least next year.

Fewer tourists. The cottagers and seasonal campers are practically residents. Its the Day trippers that get me. They are awful, but their numbers are way down.

The Provincial Liquor Laws have been liberalized. I swear before this they pre-dated Prohibition. We can finally buy beer and wine at the Grocery store and to go from restaurants.

Four words: Online Weed Delivery. (Hehehe)

And thank God Jeff Bezos doesn't have to rely solely on Justa for income anymore. Yay Amazon.

(I may have a slight Lee Valley Tools addiction myself)

yes, dogs are thrilled I am sure. Cats might be giving you dirty looks for waking them. online weed delivery. nice. My guy back in the day did delivery, but he didn't take credit.

and lol. I am still doing my part for amazon, just in case.

Great nail video. Okay, I did have to watch it seven or eight times to be sure that...just a minute, I need to check again. Back later

thank you. well, it is probably best to see all the details of the nail art

Macaroni and Cheese is served

bwaaah. I still don't quite know what to do with this.
 
so many alliterations, so little time


thank you.



yes, dogs are thrilled I am sure. Cats might be giving you dirty looks for waking them. online weed delivery. nice. My guy back in the day did delivery, but he didn't take credit.

and lol. I am still doing my part for amazon, just in case.



thank you. well, it is probably best to see all the details of the nail art



bwaaah. I still don't quite know what to do with this.

I have all of the time in the world. 😈
 
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