Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[TANSTAAFL58]

So, today is Monday, Happy Monday. The movie is something you all said you wanted to see. I tend to go with a more visual item, which the clit sucking toy is not, but it is indeed the toy that does prove me wrong about prior assumptions. Again, prior to like 2 weeks ago, my answer to "are you a squirter?" was occasionally, if the guy is down there being handsy for a long time and trying really hard to make it happen. That is very quite rare, so I might was well answer no. I am 42 years old, you'd think I'd know my body fairly well. I have a lot of toys. The first time I played with this and felt the rush of warm, as I said, I was just confused. The result is the same every time I use it. The funniest thing to me, is the full video was 3 minutes. All I cropped out was positioning my phone and getting in bed positioning the device, a 30 second break, and some time getting out of bed. So yeah 1 minute and 15 seconds is the complete duration of contact. I find this so over the top in intensity, the I was cumming in less than 15 seconds, and thought I might be passing out on 3 separate occasions, like literally seeing black, hence the break the first time. I just powered through the other 2. I am still not sure what to make of it. Amazement of being wrong. unbelievable minimal time it takes. The other part is it is like complete sensory overload at a rapid fire pace. It isn't a lot of suction, but it is enough that minor movements don't break it, hence if I can fight the urge to pull my hand away things get even more intense. The best way I can describe it is almost like electrocution. I have electrocuted myself a few times over the years, most hurt or were uncomfortable, and I could immediately pull back. There was this one time that was different though. The second time I fucked up with electrical wiring. I was about 10, and was off from school. I decided to replace the burnt out light switch in the unfinished laundry room basement so we didn't need a flash light to deal with laundry. We already had the new switch, it should be easy. The floor has a drain, and yeah, there is a puddle from the leaky washer and uneven floor. I kick off the breaker, do the swap. Now, we didn't have youtube back then, so I wasn't sure if I had actually done it right. Thus I left it hanging open and restored power so I could test. Flip it and there is light. So now I am standing barefoot, in a puddle, with an open live wire, looking at the breaker box I plan to go flip off to finish securing and closing, while I reach over to turn the light back off. Yes, I hit the hot wire instead of the switch. There was no pain, but there was the knowledge I really fucked up and needed to pull my hand away, but I couldn't. It was probably less then a second before the breaker tripped, but it felt like a lot longer just completely frozen in time, like every cell in your body is vibrating, unable to feel my extremities, unable to move. Just a complete overload of the nervous system. I thought that was kind of awesome but kind of not. this feels very similar. It is just so much, so intense. I am not sure if it is pleasure or pain lol. Anyway, yeah that is what you seeing because some were curious. Aren't you glad someone asked lol.

You should submit that (or the audio) to the manufacturer. Best. Ad. Ever.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

young lady you are the personification of erotic, incredibly sensational body with an even more delightfully sensual and wonderful mind enjoying your physical gifts, wowsa, I didnt think you really existed outside of Mt Olympus

thank you so much for sharing yourself with us pervs as we do what we do....

so not only are you implying goddess, but you are calling me young, well now, that is just way too kind.

Lost in translation? Two countries separated by a common language?
I say "pot-a-toe" you say "pot-ar-toe"?

You could probably tit-fuck a marrow but inserting it anywhere else would be particularly painful and require surgery

then I shall avoid that.

You should submit that (or the audio) to the manufacturer. Best. Ad. Ever.

lol. Though, I think somebody would flag it as indecent along the way.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have spent the last several days in the hospital and I was discharged from the hospital this afternoon so I have had to play catch up with the thread very hot movies and pictures.

Well, I am sorry. that sucks. glad you are doing better though.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well it is tuesday, but it is also the beginning of the holiday of my people (my people being bored middle aged american moms with unlimited data hanging out in yoga pants and now drinking something with pumpkin spice which is not normally a part of this hiliday).

So yeah, just a quick titty tuesday trifecta, then back off to buy all the things.

 

[Shyguy1369]

well it is tuesday, but it is also the beginning of the holiday of my people (my people being bored middle aged american moms with unlimited data hanging out in yoga pants and now drinking something with pumpkin spice which is not normally a part of this hiliday).

So yeah, just a quick titty tuesday trifecta, then back off to buy all the things.

As always, I love Titty Trifecta Tuesday's.
This week's shower one... damn. I just want to help wash, caress, fondle, lick, suck and nibble on them. I mean, that one picture alone has me semi-erect wishing I was there with you. Truly arousing indeed.

Enjoy your shopping... and I'll continue to enjoy your pics

 

[RjThoughts]

well it is tuesday, but it is also the beginning of the holiday of my people (my people being bored middle aged american moms with unlimited data hanging out in yoga pants and now drinking something with pumpkin spice which is not normally a part of this hiliday).

So yeah, just a quick titty tuesday trifecta, then back off to buy all the things.

Yummy!

And I brought home a pumpkin donut for my middle aged yoga pants wearing working from home wife.

 

[mais]

As always great shots of your gorgeous breasts, interspersed with your informative and often hilarious rants and then topped off by gifs and videos of your alone time. I don't know how anyone can resist such a sexy and entertaining total package.

Looking forward to seeing what you come up with from prime day this year.

 

[oldnotdead47]

well it is tuesday, but it is also the beginning of the holiday of my people (my people being bored middle aged american moms with unlimited data hanging out in yoga pants and now drinking something with pumpkin spice which is not normally a part of this hiliday).

So yeah, just a quick titty tuesday trifecta, then back off to buy all the things.

Let's hope you bought some things that you can use on Movie Mondays. I love Titty Tuesday ! To be honest, I love all the days you post.

 

[clark_kent]

If you could flash your boobs at Amazon they may give you even better deals!
Get some rest. Tomorrow is another big shopping day (as well as Video Vednesday).

 

[CanadianM]

Your Monday movie did not disappoint... there is something so erotic about seeing a beautiful woman in the throws of pleasure... Obviously that little device does wonders.. Thank you so much for sharing... you are amazing as always!!!

 

[wilderness]

So, today is Monday, Happy Monday. The movie is something you all said you wanted to see. I tend to go with a more visual item, which the clit sucking toy is not, but it is indeed the toy that does prove me wrong about prior assumptions. Again, prior to like 2 weeks ago, my answer to "are you a squirter?" was occasionally, if the guy is down there being handsy for a long time and trying really hard to make it happen. That is very quite rare, so I might was well answer no. I am 42 years old, you'd think I'd know my body fairly well. I have a lot of toys. The first time I played with this and felt the rush of warm, as I said, I was just confused. The result is the same every time I use it. The funniest thing to me, is the full video was 3 minutes. All I cropped out was positioning my phone and getting in bed positioning the device, a 30 second break, and some time getting out of bed. So yeah 1 minute and 15 seconds is the complete duration of contact. I find this so over the top in intensity, the I was cumming in less than 15 seconds, and thought I might be passing out on 3 separate occasions, like literally seeing black, hence the break the first time. I just powered through the other 2. I am still not sure what to make of it. Amazement of being wrong. unbelievable minimal time it takes. The other part is it is like complete sensory overload at a rapid fire pace. Aren't you glad someone asked lol.

Wow! I love the intense spasms. Would you be open to letting your man use it on you? Would it be too much sensation?

well it is tuesday, but it is also the beginning of the holiday of my people (my people being bored middle aged american moms with unlimited data hanging out in yoga pants and now drinking something with pumpkin spice which is not normally a part of this hiliday).

So yeah, just a quick titty tuesday trifecta, then back off to buy all the things.

Good hunting.

 

[CanadianM]

well it is tuesday, but it is also the beginning of the holiday of my people (my people being bored middle aged american moms with unlimited data hanging out in yoga pants and now drinking something with pumpkin spice which is not normally a part of this hiliday).

So yeah, just a quick titty tuesday trifecta, then back off to buy all the things.

Your thread always has the best Tuesdays... Thanks for sharing and have a wonderful day...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

As always, I love Titty Trifecta Tuesday's.
This week's shower one... damn. I just want to help wash, caress, fondle, lick, suck and nibble on them. I mean, that one picture alone has me semi-erect wishing I was there with you. Truly arousing indeed.

Enjoy your shopping... and I'll continue to enjoy your pics

well thank you.

Gorgeous breasts absolutely gorgeous breasts.

thanks.

Yummy!

And I brought home a pumpkin donut for my middle aged yoga pants wearing working from home wife.

thank you. that was very nice. I think I'd rather have like a chocolate or crème filled though. My work finally got the pumpkin spice k-cups

I love the hair spilling over and framing your breasts. I'd love to have that hair tickling my nose

thank you

As always great shots of your gorgeous breasts, interspersed with your informative and often hilarious rants and then topped off by gifs and videos of your alone time. I don't know how anyone can resist such a sexy and entertaining total package.

Looking forward to seeing what you come up with from prime day this year.

thanks. Surprisingly, I am actually quite resistible.

Let's hope you bought some things that you can use on Movie Mondays. I love Titty Tuesday ! To be honest, I love all the days you post.

maybe probably not this monday though. and thanks

If you could flash your boobs at Amazon they may give you even better deals!
Get some rest. Tomorrow is another big shopping day (as well as Video Vednesday).

haha. If I ever see Jeff, I will flash him

Your Monday movie did not disappoint... there is something so erotic about seeing a beautiful woman in the throws of pleasure... Obviously that little device does wonders.. Thank you so much for sharing... you are amazing as always!!!

thank you. it is for sure different.

Wow! I love the intense spasms. Would you be open to letting your man use it on you? Would it be too much sensation?


Good hunting.

thanks. and maybe, probably, moot point though.

Your thread always has the best Tuesdays... Thanks for sharing and have a wonderful day...

well thank you

I am giving this thread a little bump

missing me?

 

[kdunn762012]

Good to see you sexy. Hope your Saturday has been uneventful.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well hi. I haven't taken any pictures recently, I am happily doing my nails. No real desire to be sexy or dirty or anything, but I did have some audio from the prior week that I can share. It is just my commute. I have about a 30 mile commute. I was feeling way more horny then than I am now. I am rather a hormonal woman. 1 week insatiable, 1 week typical, 1 week where I shoot dirty looks at everyone (at least in my head), then one week more than typical but not insatiable yet. It is just my thing. I am sure it makes me super fun as a lit friend. Anyway, yeah, 30 mile commute. Sometimes I will wear a remote vibe during it and get off a few times because I can.

1st audio, leaving work, getting in my car and exiting the lot. Audio happens to be Poe-Control.
https://www.***********/s/za6l6ytkz9z0uiy/Voice 008.m4a?dl=0

2nd audio clip, probably about 2 miles down the road. background audio, She Wants Revenge - Tear you Apart
https://www.***********/s/o8eu5705qlls19v/Voice 009.m4a?dl=0

3rd, probably about 10 miles, Audio Lords of Acid - Sit on my Face, with a bit of Nine Inch Nails Closer mixed,
https://www.***********/s/3ovreiraj8yr2kg/Voice 010.m4a?dl=0

4th. about 20 miles. Genitorturers-Touch Myself
https://www.***********/s/p33jjk41nmxv4jv/Voice 011.m4a?dl=0

So we know I have no issue cumming while driving, and that I am clearly in my 40s with some really odd playlists.

Happy Saturday.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good to see you sexy. Hope your Saturday has been uneventful.

It has. I am happily painting my nails and Color Club has a sale. hope yours is well too.

 

[RjThoughts]

Well hi. I haven't taken any pictures recently, I am happily doing my nails. No real desire to be sexy or dirty or anything, but I did have some audio from the prior week that I can share. It is just my commute. I have about a 30 mile commute. I was feeling way more horny then than I am now. I am rather a hormonal woman. 1 week insatiable, 1 week typical, 1 week where I shoot dirty looks at everyone (at least in my head), then one week more than typical but not insatiable yet. It is just my thing. I am sure it makes me super fun as a lit friend. Anyway, yeah, 30 mile commute. Sometimes I will wear a remote vibe during it and get off a few times because I can.

1st audio, leaving work, getting in my car and exiting the lot. Audio happens to be Poe-Control.
https://www.***********/s/za6l6ytkz9z0uiy/Voice 008.m4a?dl=0

2nd audio clip, probably about 2 miles down the road. background audio, She Wants Revenge - Tear you Apart
https://www.***********/s/o8eu5705qlls19v/Voice 009.m4a?dl=0

3rd, probably about 10 miles, Audio Lords of Acid - Sit on my Face, with a bit of Nine Inch Nails Closer mixed,
https://www.***********/s/3ovreiraj8yr2kg/Voice 010.m4a?dl=0

4th. about 20 miles. Genitorturers-Touch Myself
https://www.***********/s/p33jjk41nmxv4jv/Voice 011.m4a?dl=0

So we know I have no issue cumming while driving, and that I am clearly in my 40s with some really odd playlists.

Happy Saturday.

thank you for sharing.
Now how in the hell am I supposed to write non-sexual story?

 

[tnman03]

You're an adventurous one for certain with the remote vibe while driving and taping audio.

It's good hearing a woman voicing her pleasure while coming to an orgasm and orgasming. You do sound good.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

thank you for sharing.
Now how in the hell am I supposed to write non-sexual story?

lol. good luck. I think it is easier than a sexual one.

You're an adventurous one for certain with the remote vibe while driving and taping audio.

It's good hearing a woman voicing her pleasure while coming to an orgasm and orgasming. You do sound good.

haha. and now we know your are too with "taping" (I said video tape recently and it was pointed out lol)

My car is one of the few places I can use my voice. While I am very good at being invisible, everyone hears every word I say. Of course, I don't have AC in my car, so my window is down, but whatever lol.

 

[whenagain]

Well hi. I haven't taken any pictures recently, I am happily doing my nails. No real desire to be sexy or dirty or anything, but I did have some audio from the prior week that I can share. It is just my commute. I have about a 30 mile commute. I was feeling way more horny then than I am now. I am rather a hormonal woman. 1 week insatiable, 1 week typical, 1 week where I shoot dirty looks at everyone (at least in my head), then one week more than typical but not insatiable yet. It is just my thing. I am sure it makes me super fun as a lit friend. Anyway, yeah, 30 mile commute. Sometimes I will wear a remote vibe during it and get off a few times because I can.

1st audio, leaving work, getting in my car and exiting the lot. Audio happens to be Poe-Control.
https://www.***********/s/za6l6ytkz9z0uiy/Voice 008.m4a?dl=0

2nd audio clip, probably about 2 miles down the road. background audio, She Wants Revenge - Tear you Apart
https://www.***********/s/o8eu5705qlls19v/Voice 009.m4a?dl=0

3rd, probably about 10 miles, Audio Lords of Acid - Sit on my Face, with a bit of Nine Inch Nails Closer mixed,
https://www.***********/s/3ovreiraj8yr2kg/Voice 010.m4a?dl=0

4th. about 20 miles. Genitorturers-Touch Myself
https://www.***********/s/p33jjk41nmxv4jv/Voice 011.m4a?dl=0

So we know I have no issue cumming while driving, and that I am clearly in my 40s with some really odd playlists.

Happy Saturday.

I’d listen to your playlist anytime.

 

[tallladiesman]

lol. good luck. I think it is easier than a sexual one.



haha. and now we know your are too with "taping" (I said video tape recently and it was pointed out lol)

My car is one of the few places I can use my voice. While I am very good at being invisible, everyone hears every word I say. Of course, I don't have AC in my car, so my window is down, but whatever lol.

Damn girl
I go missing for a week or two and you turn it up to 11
Absolutely stunning audio
Thinking of you in your car playing......... Wow

 

[tnman03]

lol. good luck. I think it is easier than a sexual one.



haha. and now we know your are too with "taping" (I said video tape recently and it was pointed out lol)

My car is one of the few places I can use my voice. While I am very good at being invisible, everyone hears every word I say. Of course, I don't have AC in my car, so my window is down, but whatever lol.

Ha!!! Yes, tapeing or recording when refering to either a video or audio your commenting on should be clear in context.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’d listen to your playlist anytime.

Well thanks. Warning, there is a lot of GNR, NIN, LOA, Manson, Rage, etc

Damn girl
I go missing for a week or two and you turn it up to 11
Absolutely stunning audio
Thinking of you in your car playing......... Wow

Thank you. You never know what people are multitasking with in their cars.

Ha!!! Yes, tapeing or recording when refering to either a video or audio your commenting on should be clear in context.

Lol, it is, but if we ever plan to have a 22 year old, skinny, sexpot, single, childless, independently weathly, nymphomaniac alt, we have got to stop using to word tape.

Yes a million times yes

Well I would not consider me back yet, unless you want to talk nail polish, dorky comfy blanket shirts, cheryls cookies, instant pot, or Christmas toy shopping.

 

[oldnotdead47]

So happy to see you back. I am normally not a big fan of audio clips but you have done a great deal to change my mind. What I'm wondering is what your panties look like when you get to work? Or do you have extras stowed away for emergency. What week are you on now ?

Well hi. I haven't taken any pictures recently, I am happily doing my nails. No real desire to be sexy or dirty or anything, but I did have some audio from the prior week that I can share. It is just my commute. I have about a 30 mile commute. I was feeling way more horny then than I am now. I am rather a hormonal woman. 1 week insatiable, 1 week typical, 1 week where I shoot dirty looks at everyone (at least in my head), then one week more than typical but not insatiable yet. It is just my thing. I am sure it makes me super fun as a lit friend. Anyway, yeah, 30 mile commute. Sometimes I will wear a remote vibe during it and get off a few times because I can.

1st audio, leaving work, getting in my car and exiting the lot. Audio happens to be Poe-Control.

2nd audio clip, probably about 2 miles down the road. background audio, She Wants Revenge - Tear you Apart


3rd, probably about 10 miles, Audio Lords of Acid - Sit on my Face, with a bit of Nine Inch Nails Closer mixed,


4th. about 20 miles. Genitorturers-Touch Myself

So we know I have no issue cumming while driving, and that I am clearly in my 40s with some really odd playlists.

Happy Saturday.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well hi. I haven't taken any pictures recently, I am happily doing my nails. No real desire to be sexy or dirty or anything, but I did have some audio from the prior week that I can share. It is just my commute. I have about a 30 mile commute. I was feeling way more horny then than I am now. I am rather a hormonal woman. 1 week insatiable, 1 week typical, 1 week where I shoot dirty looks at everyone (at least in my head), then one week more than typical but not insatiable yet. It is just my thing. I am sure it makes me super fun as a lit friend. Anyway, yeah, 30 mile commute. Sometimes I will wear a remote vibe during it and get off a few times because I can.

1st audio, leaving work, getting in my car and exiting the lot. Audio happens to be Poe-Control.
https://www.***********/s/za6l6ytkz9z0uiy/Voice 008.m4a?dl=0

2nd audio clip, probably about 2 miles down the road. background audio, She Wants Revenge - Tear you Apart
https://www.***********/s/o8eu5705qlls19v/Voice 009.m4a?dl=0

3rd, probably about 10 miles, Audio Lords of Acid - Sit on my Face, with a bit of Nine Inch Nails Closer mixed,
https://www.***********/s/3ovreiraj8yr2kg/Voice 010.m4a?dl=0

4th. about 20 miles. Genitorturers-Touch Myself
https://www.***********/s/p33jjk41nmxv4jv/Voice 011.m4a?dl=0

So we know I have no issue cumming while driving, and that I am clearly in my 40s with some really odd playlists.

Happy Saturday.

TIL:

Next time a woman is driving erratically with say, Grunge blaring out the open windows of her car, I will cut her some slack. And when I flip her the bird it will be an offer of roadside assistance...