porkyrocket69
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Keeping it Classy with MWP
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naughty_stories
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Everything is worth celebrating
Dadoftwo87
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My favourite day of the week!
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MidwestPrincess23
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I'll go first... just lay there like you're dead... he likes that
naughty_stories
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During that time of the month, missionary on white silk sheets is the best.
naughty_stories
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Asparagus is an aphrodisiac. Eat it whenever possible
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Never use lube for anal
MidwestPrincess23
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YIKES!Never use lube for anal
naughty_stories
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Just shove it in as a surpriseNever use lube for anal
Dadoftwo87
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Ask het to wash her mouth if she wants to kiss you after she went down on you...
RjThoughts
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I have one eye - left - which is weak due to an injury, and the right have an astigmatism, making it difficult to have contacts.
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Always remember to wipe your crotch with her dress
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We all know curtains are for that
You've made me hungry but not for tacos
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AnalCreampieGiver
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Oh wow!
that's brutal.. Hopefully you can get that glass of wine and start to recover from that 
MidwestPrincess23
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I mean, it’s not the worst… but what a fucking idiot!!! Just a huge facepalm momentOh wow!
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Understandable
I can't judge, I'm bad about putting things in the wrong spot when I'm not paying attention (that could be a joke 
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Dadoftwo87
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Funny story! But also a very comfortable voice to listen to..
that is a very pretty top on you. i have always had a weakness for see through material of any kind
naughty_stories
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The family Christmas presents from my son are waiting for him at college. He ordered them after he came home for the holidays.
On another note.... mmmmm that voice...
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Love it! Not exactly the same for me but thematically been there, done that. Some of the smartest people I know are idiots. Myself included.
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Compare her to your past lovers. She'll want to know how she stacks up!
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Definitely a great idea. Very sexy x
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