AnalCreampieGiver
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Oh wow!
that's brutal.. Hopefully you can get that glass of wine and start to recover from that 
Keeping it Classy with MWP
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that's brutal.. Hopefully you can get that glass of wine and start to recover from that 
MidwestPrincess23
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I mean, it’s not the worst… but what a fucking idiot!!! Just a huge facepalm momentOh wow!
AnalCreampieGiver
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Understandable
I can't judge, I'm bad about putting things in the wrong spot when I'm not paying attention (that could be a joke 
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Dadoftwo87
Dad, not a daddy
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Funny story! But also a very comfortable voice to listen to..
that is a very pretty top on you. i have always had a weakness for see through material of any kind
naughty_stories
once was a virgin
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The family Christmas presents from my son are waiting for him at college. He ordered them after he came home for the holidays.
On another note.... mmmmm that voice...
WerdNerd
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Love it! Not exactly the same for me but thematically been there, done that. Some of the smartest people I know are idiots. Myself included.
dkak001
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Compare her to your past lovers. She'll want to know how she stacks up!
Bigjase0101
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Definitely a great idea. Very sexy x
Anita669
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I once ordered some sex toys and in parallel some ordinary stuff for my family members. Later that day I realised they're expecting their delivery and will for sure open it when it arrives...
Dadoftwo87
Dad, not a daddy
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Yikes! Did you manage to intercept it?I once ordered some sex toys and in parallel some ordinary stuff for my family members. Later that day I realised they're expecting their delivery and will for sure open it when it arrives...
Anita669
Slut
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Yeah, working from home since covid so I was basically sniping from my window every delivery van.
Deadfreak
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Authorities have confirmed a possible porch pirate in the area of
Midwest
Inland
Lake
Farms
MidwestPrincess23
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MidwestPrincess23
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It’s hump day!! Or wet Wednesday…
This week is a good recycling week
This week is a good recycling week
graysilver
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Clever!
Dadoftwo87
Dad, not a daddy
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Good wet morning! Lovely to see you sharing your beautiful bodyIt’s hump day!! Or wet Wednesday…
This week is a good recycling week
AnalCreampieGiver
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Both wet and hump day covered!
spectacular I can't get enough of that ass
it's one of my favorite asses on Lit 
LostHorizon
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Can I brush your hair for you?
naughty_stories
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Why do i have this strong urge to sit behind you and comb out your hair
LostHorizon
Shangri-La
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Hey, that spot is taken already buddy and I don’t like to share
MidwestPrincess23
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It's my day!!!! It's national bubble bath day, friends!!!
LostHorizon
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Thank God for bubble baths!
MidwestPrincess23
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V hot. Wish that was my own personal view although my face would be lower.
