Lance admits that he has lied....

[tulip2lipservice]

Cute Ham but

"Lance has lied!," Tulip cried.
"That mean old Lancecastor."
Then she reclined, legs spread wide,
"Give it to me Lance, faster, faster!"

I would not allow him to fuck me or even touch me. Perhaps there are others here you can substitute my name in loo of. Nice use of rhyming.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[A Desert Rose]

"Lance has lied!," Tulip cried.
"That mean old Lancecastor."
Then she reclined, legs spread wide,
"Give it to me Lance, faster, faster!"

Wonderful! Bravo!

Why can't you write good shit like this for me?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: So what about lying about lying are

you specificially admitting to. Either way you admitted that you have the trait to lie.

I am a little dumbfounded about the hampster remark.

You really need closed captioning or an interpreter to keep up sometimes, don't you?

The hamster joke was about Muffin's new rat-dog lapdog, you silly git!

Yes, I have the Liars DNA, Tulip.

Ooops sorry that's a lie. I don't have Liars DNA.

Or was that a lie?

Now everything I say is held up to suspicion!

The case is cracked! Finally!

Call Ish! Quick! He'll want to be here! 62.xxx.xxx.xxx!!

Fuck, you're funny.

Lance

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: So what about lying about lying are

You really need closed captioning or an interpreter to keep up sometimes, don't you?

The hamster joke was about Muffin's new rat-dog lapdog, you silly git!

Yes, I have the Liars DNA, Tulip.

Ooops sorry that's a lie. I don't have Liars DNA.

Or was that a lie?

Now everything I say is held up to suspicion!

The case is cracked! Finally!

Call Ish! Quick! He'll want to be here! 62.xxx.xxx.xxx!!

Fuck, you're funny.

Lance

Still paying the "Liars Paradox?"
Still an idiot.

Ishmael

 

[Freya]

Ok, not commenting on any previous accusations of lying, I'll state my opinion on why this thread is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while - even considering who started it.

Lance tells Tulip once that he's single. Then he posts this "stunningly beautiful 21 year old submissive love slave old money filthy rich trophy wife cum bondage model, Tiffany, who I refer to as StiffenMe " description of a wife - which anyone who doesn't have rocks in their head should have been able to see as pure sarcasm. So then, Tulip (rocks bouncing merrily away upstairs) jumps all over him about how he never told her he was married *gasp*, and he counters saying he lied (again Tulip: it's called sarcasm).

The fact that anyone can jump onto this little scenario and attempt to use it as a method to prove a point about him being a liar, shows that said rocks are apparently contagious between conspiracists around here.

Beyond the blatant stupidity in the original post here, this thread was much more interesting when it was about sex toys.

 

[HeavyStick]

Ok, .........about sex toys.

really, that's nice and all but when can we see your tits?

 

[Freya]

really, that's nice and all but when can we see your tits?

What? You haven't seen them enough around here?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Wonderful! Bravo!

Why can't you write good shit like this for me?

I feel a poem rising from the depths of my groin,
A fleeting sensation, then there it goes.
Now it returns, can our bodies join?
I'd love to hump you, my precious Desert Rose.

 

[Ishmael]

Ok, not commenting on any previous accusations of lying, I'll state my opinion on why this thread is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while - even considering who started it.

Lance tells Tulip once that he's single. Then he posts this "stunningly beautiful 21 year old submissive love slave old money filthy rich trophy wife cum bondage model, Tiffany, who I refer to as StiffenMe " description of a wife - which anyone who doesn't have rocks in their head should have been able to see as pure sarcasm. So then, Tulip (rocks bouncing merrily away upstairs) jumps all over him about how he never told her he was married *gasp*, and he counters saying he lied (again Tulip: it's called sarcasm).

The fact that anyone can jump onto this little scenario and attempt to use it as a method to prove a point about him being a liar, shows that said rocks are apparently contagious between conspiracists around here.

Beyond the blatant stupidity in the original post here, this thread was much more interesting when it was about sex toys.

Pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot.

Want me to pull up your old threads?

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

Sorry Freya, I was lying.

I really am married to a stunningly beautiful 21 year old submissive love slave old money filthy rich trophy wife cum bondage model, Tiffany, who I refer to as StiffenMe.

I've been hiding her from everyone all this time.

In fact, it's worse.

There is no Lance.

This is me, Tiff.

No that's a lie.

I'm actually Lancemael, a nutty anal retentive conspiracy theory morman blended character guy in his 50's with four exwives.

And a ferret.

No. A Hamster. Named Muffy.

Lancemael

Ok, not commenting on any previous accusations of lying, I'll state my opinion on why this thread is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while - even considering who started it.

Lance tells Tulip once that he's single. Then he posts this "stunningly beautiful 21 year old submissive love slave old money filthy rich trophy wife cum bondage model, Tiffany, who I refer to as StiffenMe " description of a wife - which anyone who doesn't have rocks in their head should have been able to see as pure sarcasm. So then, Tulip (rocks bouncing merrily away upstairs) jumps all over him about how he never told her he was married *gasp*, and he counters saying he lied (again Tulip: it's called sarcasm).

The fact that anyone can jump onto this little scenario and attempt to use it as a method to prove a point about him being a liar, shows that said rocks are apparently contagious between conspiracists around here.

Beyond the blatant stupidity in the original post here, this thread was much more interesting when it was about sex toys.

 

[HeavyStick]

Pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot.

Want me to pull up your old threads?

Ishmael

People dropped their guard when you went fluff.

 

[miles]

Freya2

I am your sex toy. No batteries necessary.

 

[Ishmael]

Sorry Freya, I was lying.

I really am married to a stunningly beautiful 21 year old submissive love slave old money filthy rich trophy wife cum bondage model, Tiffany, who I refer to as StiffenMe.

I've been hiding her from everyone all this time.

In fact, it's worse.

There is no Lance.

This is me, Tiff.

No that's a lie.

I'm actually Lancemael, a nutty anal retentive conspiracy theory morman blended character guy in his 50's with four exwives.

And a ferret.

No. A Hamster. Named Muffy.

Lancemael

What a dip shit. This is amusing? To who? Ahhhhhhhhhh, of course. To you.

Ishmael

 

[Mia62]

What a dip shit. This is amusing? To who? Ahhhhhhhhhh, of course. To you.

Ishmael

It is about as amusing to him as you feel threatening harm to people through PMs about their real lives is.

Looking in the mirror again, Mr. Kettlepot?

 

[Ishmael]

It is about as amusing to him as you feel threatening harm to people through PMs about their real lives is.

Looking in the mirror again, Mr. Kettlepot?

How ya doing adulterous slut?

Ishmael

 

[Freya]

Pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot.

Want me to pull up your old threads?

Ishmael

Sure. What will you be proving by doing so? Am I married as well? If so, can mine be devastatingly handsome, 6'3" or so, well built but not overly muscular, possibly a sports star (Steve Yzerman will do just fine thanks), rich, and in possession of a big schlong?

 

[Lancecastor]

It is about as amusing to him as you feel threatening harm to people through PMs about their real lives is.

Looking in the mirror again, Mr. Kettlepot?

Ewww! Ickkk!

Can't I just make fun of him?

I don't want to talk about all the ugly things he really does!

That stuff's unspeakably awful....ewwwww!

 

[Lancecastor]

Sure. What will you be proving by doing so? Am I married as well? If so, can mine be devastatingly handsome, 6'3" or so, well built but not overly muscular, possibly a sports star (Steve Yzerman will do just fine thanks), rich, and in possession of a big schlong?

Hold it right there!

I'm married to Stevie Y!!!!

Tiff

 

[Mia62]

How ya doing adulterous slut?

Ishmael

Damn...just can't keep away from the married women, eh Kettlepot?

No...sorry...for the last time...I really and truly have no interest in you whatsoever. But thanks for playing.

 

[Ishmael]

Ewww! Ickkk!

Can't I just make fun of him?

I don't want to talk about all the ugly things he really does!

That stuff's unspeakably awful....ewwwww!

Not really. But you can try.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful, yep. Your act is getting old.

Ishmael

 

[Freya]

Hold it right there!

I'm married to Stevie Y!!!!

Tiff

Back off bitch! If I'm gonna be married, it's gonna be to him.


Although I might be convinced to settle for Shanahan instead. But I want the hampster.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I feel a poem rising from the depths of my groin,
A fleeting sensation, then there it goes.
Now it returns, can our bodies join?
I'd love to hump you, my precious Desert Rose.

NEATO!!!

You are a sweet fella.
Can you sing acapella?
Or make me hit the high notes,
While your head between my thighs, floats?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my twins ..... back off, you're getting in each other's space.

Why can't you people stay away from each other?

 

[Ishmael]

Damn...just can't keep away from the married women, eh Kettlepot?

No...sorry...for the last time...I really and truly have no interest in you whatsoever. But thanks for playing.

In your dreams doll. What a lying piece of shit you are. But not many will be surprised be that. Will they *Brat*?

You can erase your posts, but not your history.

You are still a serial adulterous slut.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

Back off bitch! If I'm gonna be married, it's gonna be to him.


Although I might be convinced to settle for Shanahan instead. But I want the hampster.

I thought you wanted Federov? He has way more cake and is taaaaalllll.

Tiffer