Lance admits that he has lied....

[Lancecastor]

I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my twins ..... back off, you're getting in each other's space.

Why can't you people stay away from each other?

"Why do turds suddenly appear
Every time I come near?
Just like pee
They long to poo
over you..."

Sorry, I was having a Karen Carpenter meets Mr. Hanky channelling moment there....

Okay, I lied.

I was Pee Wee Herman there for a bit.

Ooops...now I'm Charles Grodin!

 

[Freya]

I thought you wanted Federov? He has way more cake and is taaaaalllll.

Tiffer

No way Tiffy - I laid my claim to Stevie Y first. If I can have the hamster, I'll take Shanahan - but otherwise, you'll just have to remain stuck with Lance/Hanns/Indigo/Charles/Hanky/Pee Wee.

 

[Ishmael]

"Why do turds suddenly appear
Every time I come near?
Just like pee
They long to poo
over you..."

Sorry, I was having a Karen Carpenter meets Mr. Hanky channelling moment there....

Okay, I lied.

I was Pee Wee Herman there for a bit.

Ooops...now I'm Charles Grodin!

Won't stop until the same rules that you try to impose on others you impose on yourself as well.

It will be unrelenting from hence forth dip shit.



Got it?

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

No way Tiffy - I laid my claim to Stevie Y first. If I can have the hamster, I'll take Shanahan - but otherwise, you'll just have to remain stuck with Lance/Hanns/Indigo/Charles/Hanky/Pee Wee.

Okay....can I be Ish too?

I'll demand proofs....(setting jaw very sternly)....and there will be consequences.

 

[Ishmael]

Okay....can I be Ish too?

If you think you can develope ethics and character you can.

Ishmael

 

[Freya]

Okay....can I be Ish too?

I'll demand proofs....(setting jaw very sternly)....and there will be consequences.

Just be careful. Those rocks have been known to make people tip over unexpectedly.

 

[Mia62]

Just be careful. Those rocks have been known to make people tip over unexpectedly.

Especially when they are heaved from glass houses.

I think I will leave this area now...I fear it may become a disaster zone.

 

[HeavyStick]

This is getting fun.

 

[Freya]

This is getting fun.

Go away before they figure out you're my husband.

 

[Mia62]

Go away before they figure out you're my husband.

WHAT???? That...that...twotimer!!

 

[Lancecastor]

This is getting fun.

You'll have to complete this tour of duty with Tulip on your own, StickMan.

Hey....has she passed out again?

G'nite

Lancemael

 

[freakygirl]

Well..

It's good to see nothing has changed in the time that I've been away.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Ishmael, without fail,
Will criticize Lancecastor.
Do you suppose it's because,
Old Ish has met his master?

 

[HeavyStick]

You'll have to complete this tour of duty with Tulip on your own, StickMan.

Hey....has she passed out again?

G'nite

Lancemael

How about you kick me in the balls instead?

The pain won't last as long and I'll forgive you quicker.

 

[Freya]

Well..

It's good to see nothing has changed in the time that I've been away.

*tackles*

 

[HeavyStick]

Ishmael, ..... master?

You have any copyrights on the shitter graffitti?

 

[freakygirl]

*tackles*

 

[Freya]

Missed you kiddo.

 

[Lancecastor]

How about you kick me in the balls instead?

The pain won't last as long and I'll forgive you quicker.

I think you're enjoying that new av....

Lance

 

[Ham Murabi]

You have any copyrights on the shitter graffitti?

Feel free to use it — just don't give me credit.

 

[freakygirl]

Missed you kiddo.

Yeah.. haven't had much time for Lit lately. Playing mom does that.

Missed you too..

 

[HeavyStick]

I think you're enjoying that new av....

Lance

I think you enjoyed "Lancemael".

 

[Lancecastor]

Ishmael, without fail,
Will criticize Lancecastor.
Do you suppose it's because,
Old Ish has met his master?

Ha!

I don't think anyone could ever top the Old Cock!

Ish is one of a kind.

Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

I think you enjoyed "Lancemael".

Guilty.

 

[Ishmael]

Ishmael, without fail,
Will criticize Lancecastor.
Do you suppose it's because,
Old Ish has met his master?

What a turd. Really, do you sit around and think about htese things? Damn. That is funny.

Ishmael