Lancecastor's Pickle Emporium !

[Debbie]

Feel free to diss the GB alllll you like, TFC, I'm more a BDSM guy anyway.

Hey, did you know that there is a Pickle comic in New Zealand? Pickles are very important cultural and emotional touchstones there for women...as are sheep for men.

http://www.hicksville.co.nz/Pickle%2010%20cover.JPG

Thanks for the heads up on the pickle thing.
I had no idea. Maybe there is a secret
society for pickle lovers here in NZ?

Pickles make wonderful relishes.

Each to their own but my pussy/butt
remains fruit/vegie free.

Lance, are you outing yourself
as to your pickle fetish?

 

[Lancecastor]

I had no idea. Maybe there is a secret
society for pickle lovers here in NZ?

I'll bet that Nicole Kidman knows something about the Hidden Pickle Ranch in NZ....perhaps I should add her to Nipples! Nothing but Nipples!
http://home.wanadoo.nl/roselove/image/nicole-kidman/nicole-kidman7.jpg

 

[TantaLiza]

You are just too funny, Lance!!

 

[1sexylady]

Wow!! cool thread... Love pickles..so juicey and easy to suck on...

 

[Lancecastor]

You are just too funny, Lance!!

And you are as bodacious as ever, TL...

 

[Lancecastor]

Wow!! cool thread... Love pickles..so juicey and easy to suck on...

http://www.videolrn.com/images/products/pickle.jpg

 

[skye in silk]

Thank you, Skye.

Because you took my post out of context, you must now ride the big pickle, anal of course, atop my pickle mobile.

http://www.ultimatetaxi.com/gfx/photos/pickle.jpg

just giving you the same warm welcome you did for me on the bdsm thread darlin. and you might want to check your facts hon...i took nothing out of context. you said it. deal

and You are Most Welcome Lance and welcome! seems that people really dig your shit.

Skye

 

[Lancecastor]

Andy Warhol loved a good pickle!

http://www.pickleking.com/pps/images/warholpickle.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

Pickle & Nipples!

http://tgp.adulttoychest.com/s/cucumber/veggie_fetish_slut0011.JPG

 

[Arden]

and You are Most Welcome Lance and welcome! seems that people really dig your shit.

Skye

Just the severely warped ones... myself included!
(the bdsm boards were never this fun)
My favorite pickle has a name... and I can hardly wait to sit on it!






OMG! I swear... that's not me in the picture picture above this post!

 

[naughtygirl]

http://www.teeniepost.com/new/p/tn/4736.jpg

Like I said...I prefer cucumbers...and that, my dear, looks like a zucchini, if Im not mistaken....I think Red prefers those!!!

 

[Arden]

Like I said...I prefer cucumbers...and that, my dear, looks like a zucchini, if Im not mistaken....I think Red prefers those!!!

He he... looks like an English cucumber to me!

 

[naughtygirl]

He he... looks like an English cucumber to me!

Psssssst...Arden, what in the hell is an english cucumber...another name for zucchini? I swear I have never heard of that before...

 

[TantaLiza]

And you are as bodacious as ever, TL...

Thank you, Sir....

 

[TantaLiza]

Oh yeah, Lance....

I was in Spencer's at the mall Saturday night...they now have a "home-grown" pickle vibrator...something else to look for...lol

 

[redelicious]

Like I said...I prefer cucumbers...and that, my dear, looks like a zucchini, if Im not mistaken....I think Red prefers those!!!

Yup.

And my zucchini looks like a yellow squash.

Ah well, tomato tomahto.

 

[Arden]

Psssssst...Arden, what in the hell is an english cucumber...another name for zucchini? I swear I have never heard of that before...

Essentially, it's an ugly cuke. In the UK, you don't see the kind of cucumbers that we have here. They look like the one in the picture, and have less flavor than our own.

Ummm... maybe we can get that English Lady to check it out!

 

[Lancecastor]

Ladies, ladies, ladies....

Hey, I'm only one man here with this huge assortment of elongated vegetables you know!

 

[Arden]

http://www.foodsubs.com/Squcuke.html

Pic of English cuke...

 

[Lancecastor]

Though it might sound corny...

Thanks Arden.

There are regional pickle differences that must be taken in to consideration before taking a pickle into...er, consideration.

http://www.vegiefuckers.com/samples/avsclose.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

Women Love A Man Who Knows His Pickle.

http://www.ballysac.com/Images/big-pickles.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

But, alas, some women resort to a life of selling themselves for pickles.

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/homade-pickles.jpg

 

[English Lady]

Erm...can I have a pickle please?

 

[Lancecastor]

Would you care for a carrot?

Erm...can I have a pickle please?

http://www.picsofwomenmasturbating.com/vegetables2.jpg

 

[English Lady]

that was a carrot.....

...though i do like carrots too.....