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ROTFLMAO.

This is the greatest thread ever.

I haven't laughed this hard since Bush's petulant child performance during the first presidential debate.
 
B_Gus_Richards said:
ROTFLMAO.

This is the greatest thread ever.

I haven't laughed this hard since Bush's petulant child performance during the first presidential debate.
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Too bad it doesn't entice Laurel to come back and actively post.

Who did LT threaten allegedly?

Ishmael, you aren't the tower of grace, poise and kindness here...can't say you always play nice in the sandbox and have insinuated threats as well. What is it that they say about people in glass houses, eh?



I had an ex start messing with my credit report, changing the passwords on my account and having things go to an email address he set up for himself, essentially using my name in the address. He was running credit reports and having just a great old time thinking I wouldn't know and couldn't stop him.

Essentially it was a "threat."

It wasn't an FBI matter. The local police departments are where they route cyber-crimes. You can also go some other agency but not the FBI, they will route you elsewhere.
 
april-wine said:
Not ONLY is Ish telling the FBI! His MOM is on speed dial!
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April Baby!


At least it's not his neice or something creepy like that!

I've missed you! Wish you were here in the sunshine--we're going to hang out at the pool, go see Pirates and play today. :)
 
Desert Amazon said:
April Baby!


At least it's not his neice or something creepy like that!

I've missed you! Wish you were here in the sunshine--we're going to hang out at the pool, go see Pirates and play today. :)
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Well, since Ish is personally dismantling Lit, I'll be over shortly! ;)
 
Peregrinator said:
When I was in Basic Training, two guys in my platoon were always bickering. One night, one of them refused to wake up and do his bullshit hour of "fireguard duty," which really just meant being awake for an hour, waking up the next guy, and going back to sleep. The other guy, to punish him for this, filled his boots with gooey "food" from a couple MREs. The first guy squealed to the drill sergeants, and the whole platoon got our asses smoked until several were throwing up and everyone was exhausted--the worst "smoke session" of my entire training experience.

People beat the shit out of both those guys for the rest of the cycle.
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Ummmm that's reason #1 NOT to join the military.

What fool wants to jump into a situation where your own troops are going to physically beat your ass for any reason?

And then there's..........
 
RobDownSouth said:
Man, you just dredged up a long forgotten memory for me! One guy in my Basic Training platoon refused to do fireguard duty as well, so two guys had to pull it for him.

They got him back.

Mr. No-show slept with his mouth open on a lower bunk, the two guys (one black, one white) took turns with a polaroid camera seeing how close they could get their erect cocks near his mouth. The pics they took made it look like Mr. No-show had his eyes closed in ecstasy with one white cock and one black cock.

The pinned the pics to the company bulletin board and Mr. No-show got the boot from basic.
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Yet another reason not to join the military - SEVERE defamation of character. And the assholes got away with it, too.
 
Peregrinator said:
They were probably anonymous cocks. This is a pretty famous prank; a lot of guys have woken up to find pics like that of themselves on the wall or whatever. I think that Rob may have left out other details about the guy. He was probably a shitbag that the drills had it in for already and they just used this as an excuse. Guys in basic in my platoon would jack off and try to throw spoodge at each others' faces. There's a lot of that kind of homoerotic "humor."
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Now imagine if there was ever a DRAFT again. Men would be forced to deal with that kind of crap and they'd have no way out except a totally ruinous dishonorable discharge that would leave them un-hireable for the rest of their lives.

(Discussions about abolishing the draft was exactly what spawned this thread.)

As a manager I know for a fact that if the acts I just quoted were done in the workplace, it would be HIGHLY actionable sexual harassment. An attorney would tell those guys to just give up, roll over and play dead.
 
How did I ever miss this thread?? "I'm going to the FBI cause someone is besmirching my name!" :nana:
 
SleepingWarrior said:
How did I ever miss this thread?? "I'm going to the FBI cause someone is besmirching my name!" :nana:
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Well I did. Sue me.

Ishmael
 
Thank you, thank you! Page 4 of this thread was seriously the best laugh I've had in days - there were almost tears. :D
 
Ishmael said:
Drama's where ya find it. Truth or fiction. :)

Ishmael
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I believe those military stories are true.

And my opinion is, if a soldier is so much of a shit head that he won't do his fire guard duty, then he should be kicked out on the spot.

It should never get to the point where soldiers post pics of dicks around his head or beat the crap out of him.



BTW how hard did the FBI laugh at you anyway? :nana:

Ya silly little biyatch. :)
 
LovingTongue said:
I believe those military stories are true.

And my opinion is, if a soldier is so much of a shit head that he won't do his fire guard duty, then he should be kicked out on the spot.

It should never get to the point where soldiers post pics of dicks around his head or beat the crap out of him.



BTW how hard did the FBI laugh at you anyway? :nana:

Ya silly little biyatch. :)
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They didn't. They did refer me to some other agencies. But I already posted that. :)

Ishmael
 
http://www.lcsdmo.com/special_units/net/press_release/images/sert.JPG
Search warrant!


















http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/images/0107/630b4096bbd8fb3e5ff0.jpeg
Get on the fuckin' ground!


















http://www.fbi.gov/publications/leb/2005/august2005/page22.jpg
Wait a minute, what do we have here...

















http://www.franklincountyso.com/05052005%20Search%20Warrant%20Strong.jpg
Holy shit.... Guys, check this out.

















http://www.sdcounty.ca.gov/deh/images/er_wmd_entry_comp.jpg

















http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk7-pic2.jpg
Fuckin' WMDs... Ishmael was right.
















No, the red wire, jackass.
















http://jameswagner.com/mt_archives/Atomic%20Bomb.gif
















http://images.salon.com/news/feature/2005/08/27/briefing/story.jpg

















http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/mow/Art/011205press_conference_highres.jpg
Ummmmm.....

















http://www.i-faiz.com/images/15%20-%20Bush%20Confused.jpg
uhhhh.
















http://www.thewashingtonnote.com/archives/cheney%20twn.jpg
So fuckin' what? We got LT, didn't we?
 
LovingTongue said:
I believe those military stories are true.

And my opinion is, if a soldier is so much of a shit head that he won't do his fire guard duty, then he should be kicked out on the spot.

It should never get to the point where soldiers post pics of dicks around his head or beat the crap out of him.



BTW how hard did the FBI laugh at you anyway? :nana:

Ya silly little biyatch. :)
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If you threw out every guy who screwed up fireguard duty in Basic, you halve the military. You have to teach them to do it, you know? It's not like there's any danger from fire in a big empty room made of concrete with nothing bu bunkbeds and metal lockers in it.
 
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