Laurel

[bronzeage]

You'll be the second last to know.

Ishmael

This is the best threat ever.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You'll be the second last to know.

Ishmael

Whatever you say, dude.

So exactly which state or federal law covers impersonating a nickname to threaten someone's imaginary family?

Oh never mind - Dubya is known for making up new laws out of nowhere...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

If you threw out every guy who screwed up fireguard duty in Basic, you halve the military. You have to teach them to do it, you know? It's not like there's any danger from fire in a big empty room made of concrete with nothing bu bunkbeds and metal lockers in it.

Your post implied they kept fucking up over and over again. In my opinion, that means their deficiencies go way beyond that. But IMHO, fucking up their shoes, beating the crap out of them, or putting dicks near their faces, are not appropriate responses. Disciplinary action is.

 

[Sean]

Your post implied they kept fucking up over and over again. In my opinion, that means their deficiencies go way beyond that. But IMHO, fucking up their shoes, beating the crap out of them, or putting dicks near their faces, are not appropriate responses. Disciplinary action is.

This kind of thing has been going on in the military for ever. We used to have a thing called a reggy (regimental) bath for biffs that fucked up in basic. You do NOT want to know what was in it.

 

[cuninglinguist61]

Your post implied they kept fucking up over and over again. In my opinion, that means their deficiencies go way beyond that. But IMHO, fucking up their shoes, beating the crap out of them, or putting dicks near their faces, are not appropriate responses. Disciplinary action is.

A military unit, contrary to that asinine "Army Of One" ad campaign, has to operate much like a football team. You either work together, with AND for each other, or you fail.

I coached a team that had a couple of trouble-making assholes on it, and after everything that the other coaches and I tried to do to discipline them, nothing worked.When I finally told one of my captains that the team should handle the situation, they did. we never had another problem from either kid ... once the bruises healed.

 

[HeavyStick]

This lasted 150+ posts?

Wow, this must have been a slow period in Lit Drama

 

[Guest]

great read....thanks for the laughs

 

[Ishmael]

This lasted 150+ posts?

Wow, this must have been a slow period in Lit Drama

Not much of a drama at all. Notice where I threatened to "shut Lit. down?" I think you'll find that in my first post. If you have a really good imagination.


Ishmael

 

[HeavyStick]

Not much of a drama at all. Notice where I threatened to "shut Lit. down?" I think you'll find that in my first post. If you have a really good imagination.


Ishmael

You have to remember that the alternate universe that LT hails from he is the Alpha and Omega.

 

[Xelebes]

It's LT and Laurel is still around. (And there are alternate means.)

Ishmael

I'm sure with your computer savvy and his computer savvy, this will be a grand game of Catch Me If You Can. Of course, things only get interesting when one of you finally figure out what the hell an IP address is.

 

[Sean]

Admit it, I'm a fucking genius.

 

[Saint Peter]

fuck Laurel

 

[paganangel]

i have to voice protest over the specific hilarity of my post being recognized by only one.

thanks to lk, even if it was a backhanded compliment.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You have to remember that the alternate universe that LT hails from he is the Alpha and Omega.

I don't see myself as the Alpha or Omega - I do see myself as being capable of making Ishmael hyper enough to post threads like this.

 

[Sean]

Aaaaand bump.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I skimmed and this thread seems to lack closure.

Was the FBI called and were attorneys retained? Have papers been served and IP's identified?

I'm left wanting more.

 

[*_*]

I skimmed and this thread seems to lack closure.

Was the FBI called and were attorneys retained? Have papers been served and IP's identified?

I'm left wanting more.

It seems that another troll has made other people contact the authorities because of their childish acts. They should ban this one!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=623187&highlight=lawyer

 

[Sean]

Good times.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://crasstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tumblr_maz02mOLEu1rwzsbso1_500.gif

 

[Sean]

It's been an interesting two day LK. The FBI refered me to another agency who dragged in a third.

What, if anything is going to happen, I don't have a clue and I'll probably be the last to know. I suppose that if nothing else, Lit. is going to get some scrutiny. They all agree that had LT used a telephone to pull that shit, he'd be in jail right now. Whether or not he used his own name. The issue is how that might apply to the internet.

I also know that the squeaky wheel gets the grease and I now have a name and a number. And will be a little more diligent in documentation in the future.

Perhaps if it causes Laurel a little trouble she'll be somewhat quicker to clean the trash off the board.

Ishmael

Three government agencies involved here, folks. Three!

 

[FGB]

I knew The fever was back when I snapped to how old this was only after page three...

 

[Pookie]

And LT's a racist. That should get the Justice Department hopping.

Oh, and Mr. FBI lurker guy? Uh, I'm not really a terrorist. Really, I'm not. And that whole liberal thing? Pffft. It was just an act. Seriously.

Just so's yanno. That is all.

Oh, and I'm proud to be an American. *salutes*

That reminds me ... uhhh Mr. FBI lurker guy? It's me, Pookie again. Yanno, I really don't own an ax or anything. So that whole "no fly list" thingie? Pfffft. That was just a misunderstanding. Can you fix that for me? I'd appreciate it muchly. Thanks!

Oh yeah ... you're doing a great job protecting America!

This reminds me ....

Thanks, Mr. FBI lurker guy, for the due diligence with my ... uh ... "issues".

*waves Old Glory ... and stuff*

 

[Sean]

Bump!

 

[Disgustipated]

Whenever Ishtard gets a hair to call someone a troll, this thread should be bumped to further advance the fact that he is one crazy, lying piece of waste.

3 agencies! Since then, the old coot has been banned.

Scorecard:

Freedom of speech and the Lit: 11tybillion
Ishtard: -4

 

[just pet]

I skimmed and this thread seems to lack closure.

Was the FBI called and were attorneys retained? Have papers been served and IP's identified?

I'm left wanting more.

Six years later and we are still left hanging
Did it get hung up in the courts?
Has the Supreme Court agreed to hear the case yet?