Lessons Learned from Your Toys

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wyld had a good one in another thread:

Protect your keyboard.

 

[minxy69]

If you have one of those vibes that can be activated when you get a call on your mobile phone, or a text...make sure it's properly switched OFF if you have it with you when you're out...flipping embarrassing when it goes off in your bag and your bag starts to dance off the table

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If you have one of those vibes that can be activated when you get a call on your mobile phone, or a text...make sure it's properly switched OFF if you have it with you when you're out...flipping embarrassing when it goes off in your bag and your bag starts to dance off the table

OMG! LOL... *running to add it to post one*

 

[sutherngent985]

Wyld had a good one in another thread:

Protect your keyboard.

Wouldnt that be more for the guys as a general rule?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wouldnt that be more for the guys as a general rule?

Not if she's a squirter. The lessons are for everyone. Male/female, it doesn't matter, we all play with toys.

 

[sutherngent985]

Not if she's a squirter. The lessons are for everyone. Male/female, it doesn't matter, we all play with toys.

Well I knew that but I was just thinking....never mind...not going there LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well I knew that but I was just thinking....never mind...not going there LOL

Aww... okay, if you don't wanna, I'll not force ya.

 

[sutherngent985]

11. Use as directed or insert with caution

You might want to modify this one slightly...

11. Use as directed or insert with caution...or insert yourself with caution (for the guys)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You might want to modify this one slightly...

11. Use as directed or insert with caution...or insert yourself with caution (for the guys)

Very good advice.

 

[sutherngent985]

Very good advice.

Not that its ever happened to me but it could be painful depending on whats in there. Like plastic from the manufacturing process...that hurts just thinking about it

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not that its ever happened to me but it could be painful depending on whats in there. Like plastic from the manufacturing process...that hurts just thinking about it

I have a feeling a lot of things would hurt if done wrong. lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Rule 21 added... w00t!! We're saving lives people!!! One rule at a time.

1. Spare batteries (4, 5, or 6 sets)
2. When the handle is hot and something smells like it is burning stop playing.
3. Save your receipts.
4. Invest in Rechargeable Batteries
5. Always keep a back up toy handy
6. Invest in a Quiet toy for those times you have to be discreet
7. Invest in Quality not Cheap batteries (this could apply to toys too)
8. Always have more than one toy (this is different then having a backup)
9. Never come between a woman, her toy, and her playtime
10. Ask others for their recommendations on what their favorites are and why. Makes for interesting conversation and helps from wasting money in the long run.
11. Use as directed or insert yourself with caution
12. Take care of your toys - wash them when you've recovered from their tantalizing
13. Create a way to retrieve it if it doesn't have a flared end
14. Invest in a rechargeable toy (notice toy not battery for this rule)
15. Use plenty of lubricant or produce plenty
16. Bigger isn't always Better (and I'll add - Expensive isn't always better either)
17. Consider taking your partner along with you
18. Sometimes if it looks too big... it really is too big
19. Protect your keyboard
20. If you have one of those vibes that can be activated when you get a call on your mobile phone, or a text...make sure it's properly switched OFF if you have it with you when you're out...flipping embarrassing when it goes off in your bag and your bag starts to dance off the table
21. Never rule out food

 

[jasper1981]

if it doesn't hurt a little, you aint doing it right, lmao j/k.

and i would love to hear more about these experience. if people say 'in my experience' they should have to explain fully. it's not fair on the rest of us perverts, lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sure it's fair. Why tell ya everything, it spoils the surprise.

 

[jasper1981]

awwww why not, you tell us and we imagine it and do stuff and then you can ask us questions and we have to reply...
it's a durty circle of events, lmao

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Nah, sometimes it is better to learn on your own so to speak. Besides I've written a number of real life things. If you want to know which are then I can tell ya that. I'll eventually post a link to the story about rule #2 also, when it is approved by Lit.

 

[jasper1981]

awwww, well i have been reading your stories, and i am quiet 'enjoying' them, very hot, keep it up.

would love to know which ones are true and what are made up ,lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, I just remembered I sent you a PM with the small list a bit ago. lol... I got distracted here at Lit.

 

[Azuldrgon]

This list is cumming along nicely.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This list is cumming along nicely.

Hey there Azul. I agree. I especially like the last one about food.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hey there Azul. I agree. I especially like the last one about food.

I'm like that one too.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm like that one too.

It's a good one, tasty too.

 

[Azuldrgon]

It's a good one, tasty too.

I bet...I wonder if this list is gonna make it into one of your stories.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I bet...I wonder if this list is gonna make it into one of your stories.

Nah, but I can relate to one of them. lol

 

[CeriseNoire]

Here's my advice: Get yourself some Afterglow wipes. Great when the thought of getting up to wash your toys seems more effort than you can muster.

That's right, sometimes coming makes me lazy.