Let's go to war with Canada -- and surrender!

[Wilson23]

If Canada annexes the U.S., instead of the other way around, we get single-payer health care out of the deal -- and FBI agents will have to dress like Dudley Doright! Sweet deal!

But this is America -- we're too proud to go down without a fight. We will declare war, and then we will carpet-nuke Alberta -- I trust there will be no serious objections to THAT! In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in air corridors leading to Texas. Win-win! And THEN we surrender!

God save the King!

 

[Wilson23]

The official casus belli shall be Canadians' annoying and stubborn persistence in spelling "color" with a "u" and mispronouncing words like "about."

 

[ChloeTzang]

Another day, another threat to Canada from the US

This time it was Pete Hoekstra, the US ambassador to Canada. He's threatened that if Canada doesn't buy F35's, the USA will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace without permssion. THAT is very much a hostile act against a country we are supposedly allied with.

The Canadian reaction has been pretty vocal - most Canadians seem to think it's about time to declare him persona non-grata, expel him, and sign the Gripen deal woth SAAB. Which f course would spark off another intemperate Trump tantrum.

I expect Carney will be a little more measured in his response, but at the end of the day, what we have is a US Ambassador to Canada who has lost all credibility with Canadians. Probably best to wait for the mid-terms when Trump is impeached and then bith expel him and sign the Gripen deal. By then Trump will be to busy rage-tweeting about his impeachment to bther with Canada.

 

[ll74]

Another day, another threat to Canada from the US

This time it was Pete Hoekstra, the US ambassador to Canada. He's threatened that if Canada doesn't buy F35's, the USA will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace without permssion. THAT is very much a hostile act against a country we are supposedly allied with.

The Canadian reaction has been pretty vocal - most Canadians seem to think it's about time to declare him persona non-grata, expel him, and sign the Gripen deal woth SAAB. Which f course would spark off another intemperate Trump tantrum.

I expect Carney will be a little more measured in his response, but at the end of the day, what we have is a US Ambassador to Canada who has lost all credibility with Canadians. Probably best to wait for the mid-terms when Trump is impeached and then bith expel him and sign the Gripen deal. By then Trump will be to busy rage-tweeting about his impeachment to bther with Canada.


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The man who fucked the trade deal with his aggression fucks other trade deals with his aggression.


dear leader needs to stfu

 

[Wilson23]

THAT is very much a hostile act against a country we are supposedly allied with.

So is Denmark.

 

[TastySuckToy]

we get single-payer health care out of the deal

I could get behind this. With Canada's continued push for MAID services expanding to include mental illness, we might be on a surprisingly positive track!

https://www.canadianaffairs.news/2025/07/11/most-provinces-oppose-maid-for-mental-illness/

https://magazine.columbia.edu/article/why-depression-rates-are-higher-among-liberals

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ps...nality-traits-mental-illness-and-ideology/amp

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...l-conservative-mental-health-gap/84285127007/

We should definitely push for Canadian type health care for American leftists and liberals. It's what they want.

 

[Wilson23]

I could get behind this. With Canada's continued push for MAID services expanding to include mental illness, we might be on a surprisingly positive track!

https://www.canadianaffairs.news/2025/07/11/most-provinces-oppose-maid-for-mental-illness/

https://magazine.columbia.edu/article/why-depression-rates-are-higher-among-liberals

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ps...nality-traits-mental-illness-and-ideology/amp

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...l-conservative-mental-health-gap/84285127007/

We should definitely push for Canadian type health care for American leftists and liberals. It's what they want.

Well, a government-subsidized maid would certainly cheer ME up!

 

[ChloeTzang]

US Just Threatened Canada's Sovereignty Over Fighter Jets

The US just warned Canada to buy the F-35, not Gripen, or risk losing control of its own airspace, and in this video I break down why that statement turned a fighter jet purchase into a sovereignty crisis.

This isn’t about which jet is “better.” (It’s the Gripen lol) This is about leverage, NORAD, and how procurement decisions are now being weaponized.

I walk through Saab’s Gripen and GlobalEye offer, why it directly challenges U.S. control over sustainment and command-and-control, and how Washington’s response crossed from alliance coordination into political pressure. This is a rare look at how defense industrial policy, air defense architecture, and geopolitics collide in real time.

Basically. Hoekstra has turned the F35 purchase into a Canadian independance referendum and there's no quetsion which way that will go. The USA is demanding subservience. Saab is offereing Canada strategic independance.

 

[ChloeTzang]

America clarifies what a partnership with the USA means....a US protection racket...

When partnership becomes coercion, partners seek alternatives - and that means deA-Americanization. Thxs Donny. You're a moron.

Canada would be foolish not to go with the Gripen. 72% of Canadians support going with Gripen. Only 13% are in favor of contiuing with the F35 purchase.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Trump's Threats DESTROYS $19B Canadian F-35 Contract — Canadians Choosing Sweden

This video breaks down how Donald Trump’s escalating threats toward Canada are now putting Lockheed Martin’s $19 billion Canadian F-35 contract at risk — and why Washington’s pressure didn’t secure the deal, but may have just destroyed it. For years, Canada’s purchase of 88 F-35 fighter jets was treated as inevitable. The aircraft was framed as essential for NORAD interoperability, Arctic defense, and North American security integration. But that assumption collapsed the moment U.S. officials began turning defense cooperation into leverage.

After Trump repeatedly threatened Canada with tariffs, annexation rhetoric, and economic coercion, the breaking point came when U.S. pressure crossed into security threats. Instead of reassuring Ottawa, Trump’s camp signaled that Canada’s sovereignty and airspace could be questioned if it didn’t comply with American demands.

That move backfired.

Within hours, Prime Minister Mark Carney ordered a full review of the F-35 deal, confirming that only the first 16 aircraft are guaranteed — while the remaining 72 jets, worth over $16 billion, are now under reconsideration. Canada is actively exploring alternatives, including Sweden’s Saab Gripen, which offers domestic manufacturing, technology transfer, and thousands of Canadian aerospace jobs.

This analysis explains how Trump’s Canada threats have made American defense contracts politically toxic, why Lockheed Martin’s largest foreign F-35 deal is unraveling in real time, and how Carney is using this crisis to justify a broader strategy of defense diversification and industrial sovereignty. We examine Trump Canada threats, F-35 contract collapse, Lockheed Martin export risk, Canada fighter jet review, Saab Gripen Canada negotiations, NORAD leverage backfire, Canada defense independence, and why coercion accelerates decoupling instead of compliance.

This isn’t just about fighter jets.
It’s about leverage.
It’s about sovereignty.
And it’s about what happens when allies are treated like subordinates.

 

[ChloeTzang]

What’s the difference between F-35 and Gripen fighter jets?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Inside Gripen E: Mastering Electronic Warfare

 

[ChloeTzang]

Lockheed Martin in Panic: $4B Shock as Gripen Domino Effect Hits 7 Countries

Lockheed Martin is facing a $4B shock as the Gripen domino effect spreads across 7 countries and the world is starting to ask deeper questions.
Is military power still about maximum capability, or about conscious choice, sustainability, and national sovereignty?
As the Gripen domino effect challenges the F-35 export model, nations are rethinking cost, independence, and long-term survival. This isn’t just about jets. It’s about awareness, responsibility, and how decisions made today shape existence tomorrow.
The $4B shock, the Gripen domino effect, and Lockheed Martin’s panic reveal a global shift in thinking, where restraint, adaptability, and intention matter more than excess.
Watch closely. When seven countries move together, history isn’t reacting, it’s awakening.

In this video, Maple Brief breaks down the latest developments shaping Canada today — from Canadian politics and economic policy to Canada–U.S. relations and major social issues. We focus on clarity, context, and critical thinking to help you understand what’s happening in Canada and why it matters.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Mark Carney on Dealing With Trump, Trade Wars and Putin

Trade battles, the war in Ukraine, negotiating with President Trump – Canada is at the forefront of so many of the different currents in the world right now. That's the reality that Mark Carney stepped into seven months ago when he became Prime Minister.

 

[Rightguide]

If Canada annexes the U.S., instead of the other way around, we get single-payer health care out of the deal -- and FBI agents will have to dress like Dudley Doright! Sweet deal!

But this is America -- we're too proud to go down without a fight. We will declare war, and then we will carpet-nuke Alberta -- I trust there will be no serious objections to THAT! In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in air corridors leading to Texas. Win-win! And THEN we surrender!

God save the King!

Alberta wants to join the United States.

 

[Wilson23]

Alberta wants to join the United States.

Have they put out feelers?

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Alberta wants to join the United States.

A few retards do, not Alberta.

Stop being such an imbecile pedophile

 

[Philthy_Phil]

The former mayor of Minnesota says the state should join Canada.

We'd take them and execute every trumptard.

 

[Wilson23]

Alberta wants to join the United States.

Alberta, let your hair hang down
Alberta, let your hair hang down
I'll give you more gold
Than your apron can hold
If you'll only let your hair hang down

 

[Dooner11]

If Canada annexes the U.S., instead of the other way around, we get single-payer health care out of the deal -- and FBI agents will have to dress like Dudley Doright! Sweet deal!

But this is America -- we're too proud to go down without a fight. We will declare war, and then we will carpet-nuke Alberta -- I trust there will be no serious objections to THAT! In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in air corridors leading to Texas. Win-win! And THEN we surrender!

God save the King!

Born and raised in Alberta. Proud Canadian. Most of us are against separation. Won’t happen. But give me a heads up before you do anything please. Let’s just settle this on the ice in Italy. We have a McDavid.

 

[Hel_Books]

If Canada annexes the U.S., instead of the other way around, we get single-payer health care out of the deal -- and FBI agents will have to dress like Dudley Doright! Sweet deal!

But this is America -- we're too proud to go down without a fight. We will declare war, and then we will carpet-nuke Alberta -- I trust there will be no serious objections to THAT! In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in air corridors leading to Texas. Win-win! And THEN we surrender!

God save the King!

The Mouse that Roared was a satirical comedy where the tiny European duchy of Grand  Fenwick, facing economic collapse, hatches a scheme to declare war on the United States, deliberately lose, and then receive foreign aid.

 

[Wilson23]

Of course this is a joke thread. There is not really any such place as Canada. Occasionally one hears rumors of an English-speaking -- or, by some accounts, French-speaking -- country to the north of the U.S. The people put maple syrup on baked beans and gravy on cheese curds. Their national sport is ICE HOCKEY, of all things! And their police wear some kind of over-the-top gay bondage gear.

Needless to say, all this is pure UL. You'd have better luck finding the Seven Cities of Cibola!

 

[TastySuckToy]

 

[TastySuckToy]

Alberta wants to join the United States.

Strong sentiment here isn't to join the US, but to obtain independence. Once freed from the tyranny of Ottawa, Alberta will continue to push for very strong and positive trade relations with the US.

Besides, you know the left in the US would never let a highly conservative place like Alberta join the union and the voting system.

Born and raised in Alberta. Proud Canadian. Most of us are against separation. Won’t happen.

I presume then as a fellow Albertan, you strongly condemn any attempts to interfere or stop the current petition, right?

 

[Dooner11]

Strong sentiment here isn't to join the US, but to obtain independence. Once freed from the tyranny of Ottawa, Alberta will continue to push for very strong and positive trade relations with the US.

Besides, you know the left in the US would never let a highly conservative place like Alberta join the union and the voting system.


I presume then as a fellow Albertan, you strongly condemn any attempts to interfere or stop the current petition, right?

.

Strong sentiment here isn't to join the US, but to obtain independence. Once freed from the tyranny of Ottawa, Alberta will continue to push for very strong and positive trade relations with the US.

Besides, you know the left in the US would never let a highly conservative place like Alberta join the union and the voting system.


I presume then as a fellow Albertan, you strongly condemn any attempts to interfere or stop the current petition, right?

Of course. The petition is a good thing. Alberta has been taken advantage of from the east. I’m not a liberal. I’m just saying that I don’t want to. I’m a Canadian. I don’t think there is a chance of it happening. Maybe this opens some eyes and things get better.