Let's hear your voice!

I love how you pronounce wank. lol
Ha, thanks! If ever you need someone to yell "wank" repeatedly, I'm your man!

Not a curse. Its freakin' hawt!

Thanks Curvy!


Yep, I'm from Sheffield. The most southern bit of the North you can get!
Because he's a pussayyyy!
Ahahaha I love it. If you were angry and said those to me I would still laugh and make you even more angry. :D

People generally laugh whenever I talk anyway so its no biggie!

See. I really do love "Cunt" ;)

Thank you!! and you are no angel!! lol

See, I know you so well! Your favourite word.

I am too an angel! I make a Unicorn look filthy. ;)
 
Yep! When sharing my voice, I realise I try to make myself sound normal and not like I'm speaking something that belongs in Middle Earth!
Hehe yup, I purposefully slow mine down, I’ve had to learn that in England. Today, three people asked me to repeat what I was saying because I was talking too fast 😂
 
Hehe yup, I purposefully slow mine down, I’ve had to learn that in England. Today, three people asked me to repeat what I was saying because I was talking too fast 😂

Your accent is pretty easy to understand - for me anyway. I used to have a friend who was from Aberdeen and even him saying "good morning " sounded like a death threat!

Hmmm... Where is that "horn" going? ;)

Now all I can picture is a Unicorn with a giant dick stuck to its forehead. :D
 
Your accent is pretty easy to understand - for me anyway. I used to have a friend who was from Aberdeen and even him saying "good morning " sounded like a death threat!

Ohhhh, they have a whole different language up there, I lived up there for a while!
 
Well thank you to those that enjoyed my recording. That still isn't exacly how I sound, because as soon as I start recording, I change. My son laughed his ass off at my recording :D

I still find it hard to believe I was on TV 24 times when I lived in Michigan (On a fishing show) LOLOL.
 
Well thank you to those that enjoyed my recording. That still isn't exacly how I sound, because as soon as I start recording, I change. My son laughed his ass off at my recording :D

I still find it hard to believe I was on TV 24 times when I lived in Michigan (On a fishing show) LOLOL.

LOL

Because you are conscious. It happens the first time. Stick with us here and after a while you will start to sing a song to the cunt. :rolleyes::D
 
Well thank you to those that enjoyed my recording. That still isn't exacly how I sound, because as soon as I start recording, I change. My son laughed his ass off at my recording :D

I still find it hard to believe I was on TV 24 times when I lived in Michigan (On a fishing show) LOLOL.

I remember you telling me that you used to do that. I think we all change our voice when we hit record. We are more conscious of it.
 
Well thank you to those that enjoyed my recording. That still isn't exacly how I sound, because as soon as I start recording, I change. My son laughed his ass off at my recording :D

I still find it hard to believe I was on TV 24 times when I lived in Michigan (On a fishing show) LOLOL.
Reminds me of my daughter who teases me when I get on the phone. She calls it my phone voice. "You're so nice on the phone, you sound sweet" LOL ... Bitch.
Just what I need in my head when I go to sleep... a mythical equine with a 20 inch dildo stuck to its forehead.
Giving me an inferiority complex.

I'll send you the therapy bill. ;)
Worth it!! Those will be some sweet dreams!! ;)
Switch the dildo with a twat apple. :D
I'm dying to know what a "Twat apple" would look like...

Hmm. Maybe the horse will model .. I don't have a 20 inch Dildo for Mr Donkey though :p
 
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