Let's hear your voice!

[SassySheDevil]

I don't believe that for a minute.

I mean if you want one, I could always send you one????

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

https://voca.ro/3Qsdl2Yu7s3

https://voca.ro/9j0nRVpPg8J
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[Orchidea73]

I'm dying to know what a "Twat apple" would look like...

https://i.imgur.com/kTWyuq9.png

 

[Daisy_Love]

https://voca.ro/aipevImDXUZ

 

[Orchidea73]

https://voca.ro/aipevImDXUZ

Wha?! Is a twat apple.

 

[SassySheDevil]

https://voca.ro/3Qsdl2Yu7s3

https://voca.ro/9j0nRVpPg8J
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I mean. If you change your mind. Let me know... I found one on Amazon!


Thank you for playing along.. Goodnight.

https://i.imgur.com/kTWyuq9.png

LOL yeah. I'm thinking that one might be kinda hard for the horse to model.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

https://voca.ro/aipevImDXUZ

I don't know where you get em, but I bet they taste great when juiced

 

[Daisy_Love]

Wha?! Is a twat apple.

I don't know where you get em, but I bet they taste great when juiced

Sooooo, instead of Appletize we get Applefanny!!!

Or Appletwat hahaha

 

[Orchidea73]

Sooooo, instead of Appletize we get Applefanny!!!

Or Appletwat hahaha

Fanny. lol

That's a word I heard from you.

Come to think of it. Appletwat or Applefanny is biblical. It goes back to the original sin.

Beaware of the snake, guuurls! lol

https://i.imgur.com/ncA8DP1.png

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fanny. lol

That's a word I heard from you.

Come to think of it. Appletwat or Applefanny is biblical. It goes back to the original sin.

Beaware of the snake, guuurls! lol

https://i.imgur.com/ncA8DP1.png

Funny. That kinda looks like that 20 " dildo I found on Amazon

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Beaware of the snake, guuurls! lol

Forget the snake, beware of us guys

 

[Jd192235]

Forget the snake, beware of us guys

I think I’d beware of sassys 20” dildo. Lol

 

[ShaneoD]

That was the best hour ever I don't think I've laughed so much in ages. That was amazing.

 

[AveryElle]

Reminds me of my daughter who teases me when I get on the phone. She calls it my phone voice. "You're so nice on the phone, you sound sweet" LOL ... Bitch.

There was an article early on in quarantine that I read about a woman saying she didn’t know her husband had a phone voice. And phone voice is horrible.

 

[ShaneoD]

https://voca.ro/gbc6N3U8AgU

Had to reply, I should have checked earlier, this moved on so quickly.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think I’d beware of sassys 20” dildo. Lol

LOL If I ever buy one. I'll be sure to share with the class.

That was the best hour ever I don't think I've laughed so much in ages. That was amazing.

It truly was. I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

There was an article early on in quarantine that I read about a woman saying she didn’t know her husband had a phone voice. And phone voice is horrible.

I wonder why we change it. I don't even think about it. I didn't even realize I did it.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

The Madness!

https://voca.ro/nmd4NNghcXy

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My late entry...
https://voca.ro/2YtUldXtMnF

 

[AlpineFresco]

Woo! New voices! Deacon, Donkey, great to hear you

But... shit, do I have a phone voice? I don't think I do...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Woo! New voices! Deacon, Donkey, great to hear you

But... shit, do I have a phone voice? I don't think I do...

I think Avery is probably the only one who can answer that. She's heard it in person as well.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Woo! New voices! Deacon, Donkey, great to hear you

But... shit, do I have a phone voice? I don't think I do...

Thanks.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Oh my. I am finally caught up, and that was amazing...hilarious and inspired. Not recording a reply, as I don’t think I have much to add. JAF also reminded me of the wonderful subset of cursing that is taking the lord’s name in vain. I was raised Catholic. For most of my childhood, the only “cursing” I ever heard my parents do consisted of “Jesus Christ” and “God damnit”. I wanted to look at them and say, “Don’t you think that god would rather you just use the word ‘shit’?”

My personal favorite is Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ.

Great to hear some new voices.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Thank you every one for such a fun day yesterday. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. ⚘

 

[Deacon_Voss]

My late entry...
https://voca.ro/2YtUldXtMnF

Yeah, I got the royal grilling when I was young, for saying "God damn it" in front of my mom. I was married, about 25, and she about killed me.

It was nice putting a face and voice together, so thanks!

 

[Orchidea73]

I just wanted to let you all know that the newest member on Lit, is called: Othello Moor of Penis.
I am going to create an account as Desdemona Queen of Pussay!