Let's talk about sex baby...

[Corbal]

Fuck me. First the snowblower debacle of 2016... now this.

Watch and learn.

You forgot to add, "while whispering you're fucking mine..."

No need. Your quivering confirmed such.

 

[BusinessTime]

Watch and learn.


No need. Your quivering confirmed such.

*gets out notepad and sharpened pencil*

 

[Trekka]

No need. Your quivering confirmed such.

I still like to hear it in a growly voice. Women fall in love with their ears, no?

 

[Corbal]

*gets out notepad and sharpened pencil*

I still like to hear it in a growly voice. Women fall in love with their ears, no?

Fuck it. When all else fails.

 

[BusinessTime]

Fuck it. When all else fails.

*drops pencil*

I really don't want to punch you in the nose, but it's the only thing I have written down.

 

[Trekka]

Fuck it. When all else fails.

Well played. And I like to add a batch of freshly baked cookies to accompany my boob pics. Hook, line, sinker.

 

[BusinessTime]

Well played. And I like to add a batch of freshly baked cookies to accompany my boob pics. Hook, line, sinker.

Why do I have a feeling my boob pics wouldn't play as well?

 

[Corbal]

*drops pencil*

I really don't want to punch you in the nose, but it's the only thing I have written down.

Dude. I fucking lol'd. Well played.

Well played. And I like to add a batch of freshly baked cookies to accompany my boob pics. Hook, line, sinker.

I don't bake well. It's a gas stove, really new and inconsistent. I'll buy you some.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Lol...


It's funny that people (not you of course) still don't believe there is a gspot or that a woman squirts. From someone who's made women do orgasm both ways countless times, they exist.. there's nothing hotter than watching a woman thrash around under the assault of my fingers and having her squirt over the bed or over my head. It's my absolute favorite thing to do.

My favorite position is her ass up... my hand wrapped in the think mane of her luxurious red hair. mmmmmmmmmmmmm..

and pound her like the plane is going down.

But sometimes it is the woman who doesn't believe in these. It took me years (because my husband didn't try) to realize I was capable of squirting. I only thought it existed in porn. The first time I did it, I almost cried cause I was so embarrassed over the mess. I thought my body was incapable of doing the things so many had described. I am in my 40s now and never enjoyed sex this much in my 20s or even my early 30s

 

[BusinessTime]

Dude. I fucking lol'd. Well played.

*picks up pencil, jots down "1" under "BusinessTime"*

 

[Trekka]

I don't bake well. It's a gas stove, really new and inconsistent. I'll buy you some.

Aw hell, I need cookies like a hole in the head. Shall we commence with the fat-shaming for the night?

 

[IhateClowns]

i've been waiting to get my hands on a full keyboard *all day* to take a crack at this thread.

1. favorite position(s):

from behind: leaving his hands free for hair pulling, spanking, and choking.

i also like being on top: then we can kiss, and stare into each other's eyes all in love n shit, and when my feet are in the right spot, and i lean back a little bit, his cock hits my g-spot just right, and *bam* i'm a blathering idiot. bonus: he can still reach up and choke me.

however, the BF tends to manhandle me into whatever position he's craving. which is *fine by me* as i lean toward the subby side. <--understatement. i quite enjoy being tossed about like a rag doll.

and what cascadia said about sub space? yeah, that.

but then finally? there are those moments when we're spooning, and we're all groggy n foggy, and nestled into each other, laying on our sides, and he just slips it in. Mmm...

2. Never been involved in a threesome. Perpetually curious. Never been to a munch or play party. Perpetually curious.

...I'd also like a crack at Johnny Depp

Any type of threesome? I have had a FFM, but never a MMF. I'm comfortable enough with a MMF, as long as our plastic knives don't touch.

 

[DayMaker]

Does it count as a 3-some if the cat watches?

 

[BusinessTime]

Does it count as a 3-some if the cat watches?

Only if the cat purrs in unison.

 

[Trekka]

Any type of threesome? I have had a FFM, but never a MMF. I'm comfortable enough with a MMF, as long as our plastic knives don't touch.

Im a curious girl. Curious about both.

Especially if Johnny Depp were to be involved.

 

[IhateClowns]

Im a curious girl. Curious about both.

Especially if Johnny Depp were to be involved.

Pirates of the Carribean Johnny or Willy Wonka Johnny???

 

[BusinessTime]

I'd be curious to both. I mean, if the thought for the F in MMF is as erotic as it is for myself in a FFM, how on earth could I deprive her of that for the sole scarcity I might touch another dude? The look on her face alone would likely be worth it.

 

[cascadiabound]

Trekka! Are we fetish sisters???

I particularly like pulling her up with her back to my chest, nibbling her neck and using my forearm to control her breathing.

You forgot to add, "while whispering you're fucking mine..."

Ok...if cowslinger's post hadn't already made me frickin horny this little collection of comments are like the icing on the proverbial cake.

All this YES YES YES!!!!
When is he coming home????

 

[*Twisted*]

Fuck it. When all else fails.

Well now! Nice nips there Corbibrat!

 

[Corbal]

Well now! Nice nips there Corbibrat!

That's a 34 year old, two kid, no bra, titty. Not to shabby.

The left...not so much. Haha.

 

[*Twisted*]

That's a 34 year old, two kid, no bra, titty. Not to shabby.

The left...not so much. Haha.

They are kinda rockin.

 

[Trekka]

Pirates of the Carribean Johnny or Willy Wonka Johnny???

What's Eating Gilbert Grape Johnny. Tied with Don Juan de Marco Johnny. *purrrrrrr

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well, for a fat chick, I guess I've accomplished quite a lot as I skim through the favs and want-tos..

MFM...check
MFF....check
MFFM... check
Anal... yep
Bondage... yes
Spanking bench... Oh My, yes...! Deep into sub-space... Wow. Had a purple bum the next morning, but.. just wow.
Squirt... hell yes.. (did that on my own, TYVM)

Hmm,
I have NOT been double penetrated though as in my ass and hooha. I think I'd like to try that.. I was spit roasted, so to speak, with the MFM, but not DP'd. That was fun except that When I deep throat, I gag, and when I gagged, I involuntarily kept pushing the other guy out.. lol.. Grabbed my hips and said. "Where do you think YOU'RE going???"

My favorite position is face down, ass up, him pressing my head and shoulders down and pounding me like he needs it to breathe.

I'm not a fragile thing, ya know.

Sex is sex, and the thing I've discovered is that I can get it anywhere if I wanted it. And it hasn't mattered that I'm currently a big girl. Bottom line, if I want to fuck, I will.

As hokey as it sounds, though, that's not what I want. For almost 6 months, I've been taking care of my own "needs" because if the intimacy is not there, I honestly don't want the sex. I tried the whole FWB thing, and it just didn't feel "right", Hell, the ONSs seemed easier because I went in knowing that it was a one time deal to get off and get out..lol Online "sex" seems about as useful as chickweed in a joint, so, I often wonder why I even keep looking online.

I really like this thread though. It's interesting to read candid comments on what people like.

 

[IhateClowns]

What's Eating Gilbert Grape Johnny. Tied with Don Juan de Marco Johnny. *purrrrrrr

Ok. Wasn't sure if Edward Scissor Hands Johnny Depp dos it for you.

 

[cascadiabound]

RA...you rock!