Let's talk about sex baby...

[suckonsimon]

I was on a dinner date with a guy once, and it was clear to me that later that evening we'd be fucking like bunnies. Then he decided it would be amusing to belittle and torment our waiter. In doing so, he revealed himself as a vile person. Someone listening closely may have heard my legs slamming shut like a metal gate.

I like your reaction! I like it a lot and good on you!

Somehow, that a guy should choose to amuse himself that way in order to 'impress' his date makes it even more low-life.

 

[IhateClowns]

#89. How would you describe an orgasm to someone who has never experienced one?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

#89. How would you describe an orgasm to someone who has never experienced one?

A sneeze crossed with eating chocolate while sliding into a warm bath.

An excellent book is Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach. It has a lot to say about this. And that's where I got the sneeze part.

Definitely a great read (So too are her other books, such as Stiff and Gulp - which are not about penises and oral sex, but still are funny and interesting).

 

[Endless_Night]

A sneeze crossed with eating chocolate while sliding into a warm bath.

An excellent book is Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach. It has a lot to say about this. And that's where I got the sneeze part.

Definitely a great read (So too are her other books, such as Stiff and Gulp - which are not about penises and oral sex, but still are funny and interesting).

Aaaaaaand, thank you! I had no idea how to answer that question.

*toodles off to order a book*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[WandaWets]

#89. How would you describe an orgasm to someone who has never experienced one?

A pounding deep in the belly that builds and builds until your entire body is shaking and you feel no ability to stop then impending explosion that you know is going to happen and then you feel a burst of pleasure so intense that it is almost painful. It consumes you again and again until you are exhausted and drained.

 

[Eva_Star]

A pounding deep in the belly that builds and builds until your entire body is shaking and you feel no ability to stop then impending explosion that you know is going to happen and then you feel a burst of pleasure so intense that it is almost painful. It consumes you again and again until you are exhausted and drained.

^^yep^^

 

[suckonsimon]

I like what the women are saying. In fact I totally love it! Do you gals know how much joy there is for a good man in his woman's orgasm? Sometimes it makes me feel 'THIS ... is what I'm for!'

But I have a question, ladies: what about the utterance aspect? Isn't that a big part of what is going on?

 

[suckonsimon]

Male orgasm:

A surge of energy and bliss pulsing through one's whole body while semen is being ejaculated. The intensity is strangely excruciating! This can cause involuntary facial expressions and groans or gasps. At best there is a sense of energy shooting out of one's fingertips and toes. As this subsides there can be involuntary juddering especially of the legs. Then comes a flood of need to rest which is hugely difficult to resist.

 

[Eva_Star]

I don't know if I could categorize my orgasms with a sneeze...though I get that reference as there is that tightened then releasing satisfaction.

What elle wrote was beautifully put...though I couldn't be more opposite. I live for that extreme explosion...the kind that build and build and build inside you. That squeezing sensation inside that grips you (and your partner) that pulls you to this cliff.

You can either tense up, ease off and gently feel the waves of pleasure OR you can breathe deep, suck in the sensations all the way through your whole body. Making your toes curl, feet spasm, eyes roll back, until that tightening turns into an explosion starting in your pussy and flooding out to every molecule in your body...dive into it. Drown in it.

I always choose the latter. Take me to that cliff, I will jump...everytime.

God.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[suckonsimon]

For a lover boy like me, ladies, this is so very interesting. Thank you one and all for these windows into the mysteries of womanly bliss.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Suz_anne]

I don't know if I could categorize my orgasms with a sneeze...though I get that reference as there is that tightened then releasing satisfaction.

What elle wrote was beautifully put...though I couldn't be more opposite. I live for that extreme explosion...the kind that build and build and build inside you. That squeezing sensation inside that grips you (and your partner) that pulls you to this cliff.

You can either tense up, ease off and gently feel the waves of pleasure OR you can breathe deep, suck in the sensations all the way through your whole body. Making your toes curl, feet spasm, eyes roll back, until that tightening turns into an explosion starting in your pussy and flooding out to every molecule in your body...dive into it. Drown in it.

I always choose the latter. Take me to that cliff, I will jump...everytime.

God.

Amen.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

#89. How would you describe an orgasm to someone who has never experienced one?

Like guzzling a 1 liter of Coca Cola & having it come back out through your nose.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I like what the women are saying. In fact I totally love it! Do you gals know how much joy there is for a good man in his woman's orgasm? Sometimes it makes me feel 'THIS ... is what I'm for!'

But I have a question, ladies: what about the utterance aspect? Isn't that a big part of what is going on?

I couldn't agree more.
What do you mean by "the utterance aspect?" (I'm so naive.)

I don't know if I could categorize my orgasms with a sneeze...though I get that reference as there is that tightened then releasing satisfaction.

What elle wrote was beautifully put...though I couldn't be more opposite. I live for that extreme explosion...the kind that build and build and build inside you. That squeezing sensation inside that grips you (and your partner) that pulls you to this cliff.

You can either tense up, ease off and gently feel the waves of pleasure OR you can breathe deep, suck in the sensations all the way through your whole body. Making your toes curl, feet spasm, eyes roll back, until that tightening turns into an explosion starting in your pussy and flooding out to every molecule in your body...dive into it. Drown in it.

I always choose the latter. Take me to that cliff, I will jump...everytime.

God.

I am not surprised that (1) different people experience this differently. (2) Eve is different!

I'm fascinated though by this choice that you have. The ability to "ease off and gently ride the waves" or that you can "turn [it] into an eplosion starting in your pussy and flooding out to every molecule in your body."

Is this generally true ladies? (again I suspect the answers will be as varied as the women).

 

[suckonsimon]

I couldn't agree more.
What do you mean by "the utterance aspect?" (I'm so naive.)

The noise she makes. I had thought to write "the verbal aspect", but, while some of it is words, a lot of it is - well, all sorts crazy ... utterance!

Hey I can't resist posting the bestest 'utterance' I ever had the privilege of hearing during my woman's orgasm:

"You. ... Ab ... So ... Lute ... ly ... Fuck ... me ... to ... HEAVEN!!!"

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[suckonsimon]

One of my partners is monolingual English. I don't talk so much but it's funny to try an express in English all the time. I get giggly when I feel stereotypical and say 'oh my god' because it's a 'not me' utterance usually but I guess the received knowledge made it so. I think one of the things I dislike about such is that it's a little ...alienating...not from the animalistic self of me.

My first reaction to reading this, darling: A guy is gonna adore you blurting out joyously in your Mother Tongue at such a moment, whether he has a clue what you're saying or not!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

My first reaction to reading this, darling: A guy is gonna adore you blurting out joyously in your Mother Tongue at such a moment, whether he has a clue what you're saying or not!

ditto.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[numeniusa]

It's not the speaking in English that's difficult. That's natural . It's speaking ONLY in English. Though my husband and I have noted increasingly we do this at home too.

But yeah, pretty much just speaking can be difficult.

Yes, this ^^^.

I don't think I say words as such, more like a range of sounds, from little cries, through squealing, to near screaming if you catch me right. I don't think I'm really aware of what's coming out of my mouth, except sometimes I'll sort of hear it as if it is someone else and then think "Oh! Actually that was me! "

 

[IhateClowns]

#89. If you could have sex with any famous person, just 1, who would it be with? What would it entail?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

#89. If you could have sex with any famous person, just 1, who would it be with? What would it entail?

Wow...um...
I'm going with Laura Prepon.
We could do whatever she wanted.

Second and third are Debra Messing and Melissa Gilbert.

 

[SweetSara86]

Wow...um...
I'm going with Laura Prepon.
We could do whatever she wanted.

Second and third are Debra Messing and Melissa Gilbert.

Liev Schreiber is one at the top of my list
he'd start out as Ray Donovan then turn into Sabertooth
There wouldn't be much talking.
Anything goes really