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one day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks,

"How many grains of sand are in the beach?"

Needless to say, no one could answer.. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How
many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer..

Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend..

So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag..

At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question,"

Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing..

The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says,

"Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"
 
A man and his wife were having fairly lusty sex in the bedroom, when all of a sudden the door opens and they are being stared at by their 13 year old teenage son. He is looking at them with wide, wild eyes and starts to scream.

The dad turns and says, "Son....Son....relax...just laugh it off....it isn't anything..."

But the boy simply turns around and slams the door and screams down the hallway to his bedroom.

The husband and wife start talking about the incident at that point - the wife wants the dad to talk to the son, while the dad wants to continue what they were doing. Back and forth they go at it until, maybe 15 minutes later, the wife convinces the dad to get dressed and go down to talk to their son.

The dad walks down the hallway, only as he approcahes the door, he hears grunting noises coming from his son's room. He throws the door open, and is startled to see his son naked on top of an older woman in bed.

The dad looks with wide, wild eyes and starts to scream. The son turns to him and says,

"See dad? It isn't as funny when it's YOUR mom!"
 
jeff_is_smiling said:
A man and his wife were having fairly lusty sex in the bedroom, when all of a sudden the door opens and they are being stared at by their 13 year old teenage son. He is looking at them with wide, wild eyes and starts to scream.

The dad turns and says, "Son....Son....relax...just laugh it off....it isn't anything..."

But the boy simply turns around and slams the door and screams down the hallway to his bedroom.

The husband and wife start talking about the incident at that point - the wife wants the dad to talk to the son, while the dad wants to continue what they were doing. Back and forth they go at it until, maybe 15 minutes later, the wife convinces the dad to get dressed and go down to talk to their son.

The dad walks down the hallway, only as he approcahes the door, he hears grunting noises coming from his son's room. He throws the door open, and is startled to see his son naked on top of an older woman in bed.

The dad looks with wide, wild eyes and starts to scream. The son turns to him and says,

"See dad? It isn't as funny when it's YOUR mom!"
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LMAO....wow..Jeff, that is simply superb !!
 
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence..
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'..
 
Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time. "Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie." "I don't fucking want one," declared Johnny..

The teacher was shocked. She called Little Johnny's mother and scheduled her to come in for a meeting the next day..

When Little Johnny's mother arrived, the teacher had her hide behind the curtain until snack time came around. As she came to Little Johnny, she again told him "Here Little Johnny... It's time for your cookie."
"I don't fucking want one," stated Little Johnny again..

The teacher pulled aside the curtain and said to his
mother, "See? Did you hear what he said?"
"So don't fucking give him one," said Little Johnny's mother..
 
Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread.. Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket..

Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."
He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"
Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father"
 
A new teacher while introducing herself to children said "My name is Miss. Prussy and it is easy to remember. Just remember the word pussy in your rhyme and add "r" in between first two letters.

Next day techer wanted to test whether children could remember her name or not. So she asked the whole class to tell her name a little louder.

Silence prevailed for sometime as none of the children could remember her name. Then little Johnny remembered suddenly and shouted with excitement "Crunt".
 
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
"Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
 
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