Let's tickle the funny bones :)

[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

Hey, I'd like to report something stolen....hmm

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

hmm....itz a fact...The older I get, the more I realize.

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

Quite a masterpiece !!

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[italianGod]

Insane prices....grrr

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[highlandlassie224]

Turned my iPhone on today and set it to "Airplane Mode". Threw it up in the air. WORST.TRANSFORMER.EVER!!!!

 

[highlandlassie224]

I rear-ended a car today at a stop light. The driver got out and I saw she was a dwarf. She stormed over to me and yelled 'I'm Not Happy!" I said 'Ok, then which one are you??"

 

[italianGod]

Turned my iPhone on today and set it to "Airplane Mode". Threw it up in the air. WORST.TRANSFORMER.EVER!!!!

LMAO...you seems to be the sister of Right Brothers ? LOL..thanks GOD the big wigs of NASA havnt yet found ya...LOL....

 

[italianGod]

I rear-ended a car today at a stop light. The driver got out and I saw she was a dwarf. She stormed over to me and yelled 'I'm Not Happy!" I said 'Ok, then which one are you??"

HHAAAAHHHAA.....well, wish this would've happened to me...I would be asking.." Ooops I thought you are !!" LOL

 

[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

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[italianGod]

Little Johnny had some sex questions for his father, "Dad, what does 'pussy' mean?" The father took the little boy up to his study room and got out a Playboy magazine. He opened the book to the centerfold and too got out an ink pen. He drew a small circle in the appropriate place and told
Johnny, "See that circle, everything inside the circle is a pussy."

"Oh," said little Johnny. "One more thing, what is a bitch?"
"Well," said the father, "see that little circle? A 'bitch' is everything outside the circle if it doesn't give you what is inside the circle..."

 

[italianGod]

A third grade teacher told her class, "Children, we are going to begin to study a little sex education. Tonight, girls, your first assignment will be to find out from your parents how to avoid Getting pregnant. For you boys, your assignment will be to go home and find out what a penis
is."

So little Johnny goes home and asks his father, "Daddy, what is a penis?" The father pulls down his pants and points proudly saying, "Son, that is a perfect penis."

The next day, when Johnny gets to school, his best friend runs up to him on the playground and says to Johnny, "I forgot to find out what a penis is! What's a penis!"
Johnny tells him, "Come on." So they both go into the boys room and Johnny pulls down his pants. He points down and says, "There, if that was a little smaller, it would be a perfect penis!"

 

[italianGod]

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