Lexie's Cozy Corner

[lexieredefined]

Welcome one and all. The bar, kitchen, and coffee shop are open. Bookshelves are stocked and there is comfy seating for all.

Fun, sexy stuff, and shenanigans are encouraged. (Plus this gives Madam Perky a better place to stalk me instead of derailing threads.)

 

[cowslinger64]

wanna wrassle? I might let you win..


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[lexieredefined]

wanna wrassle? I might let you win..


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Ooh. I'm all for wrassling. Especially if I end up on top.

 

[heartlessbytch]

it's gone for reasons....

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Am I welcome in here?

 

[MSH2]

*peeks in*

 

[lexieredefined]

Am I welcome in here?

Absolutely!

*peeks in*

Don't peek. Come on in.

 

[MSH2]

Absolutely!



Don't peek. Come on in.

*shuffles in, all stiff and sore*

 

[lexieredefined]

*shuffles in, all stiff and sore*

Stiff and sore? Hopefully for lots of fun reasons.

 

[MSH2]

Stiff and sore? Hopefully for lots of fun reasons.

Alas no, no fun at all moving my parents kinda sore

 

[lexieredefined]

Alas no, no fun at all moving my parents kinda sore

Ew. That is not a fun kind of sore! Need an ice pack? Heating pad? Massage?

 

[MSH2]

Ew. That is not a fun kind of sore! Need an ice pack? Heating pad? Massage?

Yes please. yes please. very yes please

 

[Callmetim]

I can think of no place finer to plant post number 5,000 than at the lovely Lexie's library & liquids.

*Sits in the corner in one of the large microsuede chairs near the fireplace, sipping strong black coffee and reading "The Gunslinger" by Stephen King*

 

[lexieredefined]

I can think of no place finer to plant post number 5,000 than at the lovely Lexie's library & liquids.

*Sits in the corner in one of the large microsuede chairs near the fireplace, sipping strong black coffee and reading "The Gunslinger" by Stephen King*

Welcome and congrats on 5,000! *insert confetti and balloons here*

(Ooh I'm actually not far behind that.)

I haven't read that one. You must tell me if it's any good.

 

[The_end_man]

I'll have a drank

 

[lexieredefined]

I'll have a drank

Drank? Brining out the drawl for me, huh?

What'll it be?

 

[The_end_man]

Drank? Brining out the drawl for me, huh?

What'll be?

Whatever you feel like making

 

[lexieredefined]

Whatever you feel like making

Well if I'm making drinks it's vodka and lemonade. Or vodka and sweet tea. (Don't laugh at my drink choices.)

 

[lexieredefined]

Yes please. yes please. very yes please

*hands you an ice pack, heating pad, and some ibuprofen*

I'll schedule you a massage with the lovely Hilda.

 

[The_end_man]

Well if I'm making drinks it's vodka and lemonade. Or vodka and sweet tea. (Don't laugh at my drink choices.)

Not laughing just cracking a smile because you are such a southern girl

 

[lexieredefined]

Not laughing just cracking a smile because you are such a southern girl

Well this should come as no surprise! At least it ain't moonshine.

 

[The_end_man]

Well this should come as no surprise! At least it ain't moonshine.

Do you have any?

 

[lexieredefined]

Do you have any?

Goodness no. Never been able to stomach the stuff.

 

[The_end_man]

I have had it once that I found it enjoyable, but the fumes did burn my eyes

 

[lexieredefined]

Jumps in Lexie's lap. Looks around, you better change that comfy seating to leather seating. Cause I heard this was the testing room for new toys.

Jumps off the lap and runs.

*Well fuck lit still doesn't like me*

How I missed someone in my lap, I don't know.

Are you going to be a test subject?

I have had it once that I found it enjoyable, but the fumes did burn my eyes

I bet they did! Ew.