Lexx

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

"C'mon babe!" I tell her trying to get laid "We could do it realy fast. You dont even have to cum, as long as I do it's ok!" I take off my hat to allow my now long hair to fall out. I grab Xev and hold her to me "Let's say we screw now and talk later?" My answer from this was a swift knee to the groin...

 

[Silverlily]

Xev

Now I was pissed. I tried to remind myself that this was not Stanley, but some bug. As sweetly as possible, I informed this psuedo-Stan, "Touch me again and I'll rip your arms off."

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

OOC: Just to let you guys know once he changes into one form it goes back and forth on its own without the pain and can happen out of nowhere.

IC: Before I could say anything I suddenly became taller as I turned back into the wimpy woody allen form. "R-R-Rip my arms off? Why would you do... ah" I said as I fell backwards to the floor and fainted. Everybody looked at each other trying to figure out what to do with me now...

 

[Silverlily]

Xev

Seeing Stanley in his weak form, I felt we should take advantage the opportunity. "I really think now would be a good time to put him somewhere safe. Any ideas?"

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

"I say keep him here while we go about our... business," Kai said, only paying attention half-way. Kaltreka's grasp was feeling more wonderful by the minute.

 

[Silverlily]

Nodding in agreement, I scooped up 790 and headed for the bridge. It was pretty obvious Kai and Kaltreka wanted to be alone.

Aggravated by the length of time we had gone without visiting another planet, I looked around the bridge for some sign of where we were headed. In my frustration, I asked Lexx, "Where exactly are we headed and when will we get there?" But I really didn't expect an answer. I sat down to sulk.

790 piped up, "Xev, my darling flower, why do you need anyone but me? I worship you."

Looking down at the head, I whispered, "790, shut up."

 

[Renegade]

At Xevs question I responded out loud so that all could hear "We are coming up on another planet right now. We should be able to reach it in less then an hour." Xev looked up and asked the name of the planet.

My only response was "The planets name is unknown but does seem to be filled with lifeforms." The planet was slowly coming into view...

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

Kai turned around within Kaltreka's arms. He gazed into her eyes, and she returned his look. No longer did she see the cold, unfeeling depths of a man who could kill her if necessary and not give another thought about it. Instead, she saw the life that hadn't existed for over two thousand years.

Kai placed his hands upon Kaltreka's hips, keeping his eyes locked on hers.

 

[Renegade]

Stanley Tweedle

OOC: My guys locked up right?

IC: Waking up in the room by myself, I look around to see how dark it was. I sit still in fear as the shadows fill the dark room.

Moving over to the door I knock and ask "Hello? Is anybody out there?" Not expecting an answer I lean against the door while trying to go back to sleep...

 

[Silverlily]

Xev

I heard a knock and a shaky voice call out. Raising my head, I realised it was Stanley. I felt bad for him, this had to be a scary thing to go through. But pity or no, his short green version was too dangerous to be let loose.

"Lexx, do you have any idea how long Stanley will be like this? And if you could please, let him know we didn't leave him and we will let him out as soon as this is over. Thank you"

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

I saw something else entirely when I looked into his eyes. A different person, if you will. I instinctively backed away at first, then forced myself to relax and reclaim lost ground. His hands on my hips made me feel lightheaded...

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, Last of the Brunnen-G

IC: Kai saw Kaltreka becoming more at ease with his presence. He decided to follow his urges, but not to move too swiftly. He gently bent his head down and forward and lightly touched his lips to hers.

OOC: 'Tis excellent to see your return, Shila!

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

I froze like a marble statue when I felt his lips touch mine. I was too terrified to move. I purposefully commanded my muscles to relax and forgot about anything that had ever happened before and softly leaned into his embrace, carefully and hesitantly returning the kiss...

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Good to see this thread back in action but it came back at a bad time for me. Right now I'm in too many threads to jump back into this one so if anyone else wants to take up the part of Stanley Tweedle then they are welcomed to it. They can even forget about the transformation plot line I had set up if it makes it easier for them. Or the rest of you can just continue without Stan for now and if I get more free time I'll try to jump back in at a later point. Have fun till then.

 

[Silverlily]

OCC: Actually, Renegade, I have the same problem. So both Stanley and Xev are up for grabs.

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

OOC: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, guys! I think I'll stick around and see if anyone takes the parts.

IC: Kai's heart nearly beat itself out of his chest as he felt Kaltreka begin to reciprocate his gesture! He held her closer to him and slid his hands toward the back of her waist. As he slowly increased the contact his lips made with hers, he began to close his eyes just as slowly.

 

[Booze]

hey, i am new, can i join?

HEY, all or who ever reads this, um a friend told me about this site, i juist signed up, he told me to ask if i could join? i will also need a little direction...

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

ooc: we'll miss ya. but we'll keep the thread alive.

maybe i can help ya, booze...

IC: I felt elecrtic currents running through me like I'd been struck by lightning. They seemed to control my body as my lips parted and I pressed myself against Kai...

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

As Kai slowly deepened his kiss with Kaltreka, he slid his right hand down to her ass and gently kneaded it. He moved his other hand around past her flank and felt her flat stomach before he began moving it up towards her breast.

He opened his eyes and moved his kissing down her chin as he made his way to her lovely neck. He was growing hard again.

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

His hand slid down farther and gently squeezed me as my tongue slowly found its way into his mouth. I felt soft fingers slide across my nipple and it turned to a rock in an instant.

His lips and tongue slid down my neck and I felt a pressure against me...

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

Kai kissed up and down the length of Kaltreka's neck. Her breast in his hand gave him the feeling that he was holding a piece of heaven in his grasp. His lips made their trail to her collar bone and then down to her unoccupied breast. He kissed and sucked the nipple through the fabric of her tunic while continuing to massage the soft flesh of her ass.

 

[Always]

Kaltreka

His lips slid across my hot flesh and I shivered. There were odd vibrations running through my body...

He licked at my nipple through the fabric, turning it to a stone-hard warm bump on my chest. I moaned and tried to focus on keeping my wits...

 

[PrimordialLoner]

Kai, last of the Brunnen-G

Kai removed his hand from Kaltreka's breast, but replaced it again after he had moved it underneath her shirt. He gently rolled the erect nipple between his thumb and index finger. Kaltreka was shivering at his touch. He pushed the other half of her shirt up to her neck with his other hand and resumed sucking on her now exposed nipple.

Kai removed his left hand from her breast as it traversed the length of her torso on its journey to the underside of her skirt.

 

[Renegade]

Chiana?

OOC: Sorry to interupt you guys, but Shila, are you still in the farscape thread as Chiana? You haven't posted with her yet.